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>Had sex yesterday for the first time
Have I ascended to normiedom /r9k/?
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>>36672183
Post pics and greentext story.
origigigigig
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>>36672237
OKay Working on it
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Wasn't able to take pics but here's the story
>Been hanging out a lot recently
>Snapping on the daily we are both number 1 on snap together
>We are hanging out, watching thirteen reasons why on netflix
>we start making out
>ohgodnospaghettiplz.psd
>we were talking about how we made summer bucket lists
>one of the things on mine was skinny dipping
>I have a hot tub so we go skinny dipping
>making out in hot tub, naked
>i have neighbors but oh well
>letthemwatch.flac
>she tells me that we could cross a second thing off my list as well (lose my viriginty)
>we get too hot and go inside
>we fuk
>gg
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Join and fill in the space with kekistani green. Blueprint below..
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Here it is, praise kek
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>>36672154
just do it in mspaint or something
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Girls with short hair are flawless.
> Prove me wrong.
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I can only agree whole-heartedly
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>>36672098
Boi, do you have shit taste
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but what if i actually agree and dont think of proving you wrong?
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friendly reminder that your tongue should be resting on the roof of your mouth
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Yes, and? Does anyone have a different tongue posture?
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>>36672095
Now you just made me acutely aware of my tongue poster you cunt
and it's at the roof of my mouth
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>>36672095
Yeah seems to be. Good.
> tfw you will never experience teen love/ high school love
> tfw you will never marry and grow old with the girl from the same block you met when you were the same age
> you two went to the same elementary school and high school
> always walked home after school together, hung out, had sleepovers
> in high school she and you finally had sex and then you just lay in bed together quietly laughing and cuddling
> tfw she will never text you about how she obsesses about you and can't stop thinking about the children you will have
> tfw you will never pick her up after her job and have the best sex out in your car in the rain in some empty parking lot
> tfw you'll never sneak into her house at night to cuddle with each other and fall asleep in each other's arms
> tfw she'll never be there as your primary support when you doubt yourself and your career choices
> tfw she'll never look at you with the greatest joy on earth and exclaim: "I'm pregnant!"
Time to end it now, lads.
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Let's kill ourselves together, OP. This life is too cruel to endure any further.
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I know TF OP. Nothing I can tell you that you haven't already heard before. It's the most tragic realization in life for a lot of us. But there are other paths to happiness. You're prob a normie like me anyway; you'll get over it
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>>36672300
Yeah, I don't have very many friends, but I would say I'm pretty normie.
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>actual attractive female starts hitting on me
>dont know what the fuck is going on
>eventually end up pulling off her panties
>her pussy has more folds than a katana
life always finds a way to fuck me over
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>>36672074
>Relationship with a girl
>posting this on r9k
Normie filth
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>>36672074
>>36672074
>great story xD
>haha DUDE you gotta send this one to the Bill Burr podcast
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>>36672074
who gives a fuck dude AT least shes qt and will let you fuck
im khv and would fuck just about anything at this roastie or innie
fucks like you have it too easy
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>be me
>get back from my walk to local shops
>got my frenchy fries, my hamburgesas, my sesame seed buns, vegetables, and spices
>mebueno.jpg
>cunt sister comes into the kitchen
>"anon make me some food, I'm starving"
>"no i bought enough just for myself"
>bitch goes and tells my dad
>tfw he said I have to cook her MY burger and fries
>tfw I'm probably gonna spit in it
THIS SHIT IS NOT FAIR SHE ALWAYS GETS HER WAY AND I HAVE NOTHING
I FUCKING HATE WOMEN REEEEEEEE
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Iktf
Just fucking burn the shit, don't allow her to ever do this to you again. Everytime she does this absolutely wreck it and then smiling coolly hand her it. I wish I could see her face when you did this, because it would be good.
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>>36672062
is your sister cute?
origo
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>>36672062
undercook the burger, overcook the fries, scrape the sesame seeds off the bun, chop the veggies and spices too much
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>mom found the piss juggs
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>>36672023
>fathers nephews mistress locates the ornate vase filled wth fecal matter
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>>36672023
Butler's daughter found the vulcan determinator
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>Gestapo found the shekel vault.
Looks like I'm going to summer camp.
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i don't wanna go out and do shit i just want to stay home and be cozy
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>>36672004
Well you never go outside anyways so what's the difference?
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>>36672070
I have to do things that involve talking to people
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>>36672099
> hurr durr people are annoying, me wanna sleep and watch Netflix
Your gonna regret this lifestyle later
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>He's not a vegan
How do you live with yourselves knowing the food you're eating is the end product of literally tortured to death animals? Do you have no morals, like a subhuman?
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>>36671991
animals aren't people baby
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>Do you have no morals, like a subhuman?
Yes.
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>>36672010
Correct.
But they are living beings.
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so i just got this thing
a friend of mine created this
what do you think, robots?
should i encourage him or should i ridicule him?
https://puush/vzgyF/befa56cff6.mp3
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there is a . between puu and sh
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>>36671924
encourage him
Could be just that i know nothing of producing psytrance but i really liked this one although i listen to psytrance rarely so this might be shit but i like it
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>>36673267
and from what i understood from him he did this in half a day or so
also i am completly tone deaf
i cant appreciate music for shit i only like the music with good lyrics and shit like queen nirvana and thelikke
thanks
I got a girl coming over for netflix and chill in 20 minutes, what are you doing tonight?
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responding to bait threads because my life is miserable
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>>36672091
Why don't u use Tinder and make it more tolerable?
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>>36671915
Not asking for validation in my sexual successes online, real or perceived.
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Femanons, why not just admit that bigger dicks are generally better (all other things being equal)?
Femanons, why did you camwhore in the past?
Femanons, why do you love submissive sex so much?
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>>36671906
>tfw no qt3.14 non confrontational gf who just sits like a wet blanket and does nothing and agrees with me 100%
I don't really want to Dom a girl I just want to have a boring partner
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>>36671906
Because big dicks hurt and I've done none of those things because I'm a shut in NEET virgin.
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>>36672290
>big dicks hurt
>lol I'm a virgin really
Some retard will fall for it
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>Anon, you're home early >Please calm down, you have to understand You've neglected me for a long time and our is in that age, i just couldn't resist, He's so much bigger than you
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>>36671902
Reminds me of some stand-up routine that Daniel Tosh did that I watched.
It went something like:
>You know that feeling when a relationship is dragging on and you just want an excuse to end it? Like sometimes you just want to come home early and catch her in the middle of blowing some dude so you can say "haha, you can't do that", and just walk out the door.
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>>36671902
>and our is in that age
our what?
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>>36672097
This is strangely relatable, like sometimes you know the relationship is already death neither you of her knows how to end it, so you just stay there until everything pops
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Post videos and stories of betas being betas pls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRCNeBjrFuc
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>>36671893
Its fucking awful and autistic.
But it still took courage.
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>betas being betas
How about you go back to r/4chan
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>>36672089
lmao how is any of that indicative of reddit?