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>>36500599
PlS go, you can comeback just take a shower first or in your case a bath and soak for an hour, then shower. K?, K

do people who like to bait just not give a fuck about how much effort they put into these

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I haven't showered in over a week and I feel like I have to shower at this point. I can't go any longer than that.
I don't mind wearing the same undies for weeks though. I only change them when the pee stains start to become crusty and the shit stains start to do the same. That's when you gotta change.
Don't be too dirty, be at least moderately clean like me.

Depends on context and personality. She can either mean you're so pathetically unthreatening and weak that she finds you cute like a puppy, or it can mean she wants to call you "hot" but is afraid of rejection and commitment, so she calls you "cute" instead. Women are duplicitous and always rely on plausible deniability.

>>36500581
It's a subtle way to say that you are so pathetic that you are not even someone to be considered.

Not dateable but not ugly and not creepy.

Are you a short guy?

It's basically short for, "I like you as a friend".

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>>36500560
FUCKING DELET THIS
I CANT TAKE IT

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>shoegaze gf

They don't exist my man, sorry to break it to you, I also fell for the search for a "manic pixie dream girl" gf meme afew years ago

women like that literally dont know shit other than what the jew media tells them to
If they like a band, or have a hobby that is not basic as fuck it is because they think they are "supposed to like it", just whatever is on the TV or whatever
If you EVER meet a girl who has an interesting or "unique" taste in either music or literature, it is literally just imprinting from one of her previous boyfriends
women are not "treated" like cattle, women ARE cattle, they need to be hooked up to a machine and milked and smash their fucking heads in with hammers SASH their fucking heads in
Males still rule this fucking world. In most of the world, a fucking bitch can get killed for looking at a man straight in the eye. In America and Europe, every day dumb sluts get their holes penetrated without their so-called consent, which isn't rape, just them getting the fucking dick they deserve up their asses.

Sexual abuse is on the rise, spousal abuse is on the rise and more bitches die every year. Fucking cunts. I am so glad I was born a man. I am so glad there is a bunch of retarded sluts jumping trough hoops just to get my cock.
SMASH THEIR FUCKING HEADS IN

>>36501822
>If they like a band, or have a hobby that is not basic as fuck it is because they think they are "supposed to like it", just whatever is on the TV or whatever
>If you EVER meet a girl who has an interesting or "unique" taste in either music or literature, it is literally just imprinting from one of her previous boyfriends

Putting the rest of the post aside: this is frustratingly true of even intelligent women in their 20s. Things get a little better in the 30s, but the pool is also MUCH smaller.

>that kid who pretended to have autism throughout his entire school career so that he didn't have to work as much but then revealed on the final day he was full of shit

>that kid who quoted filthy frank and other cancerous youtubers in class

>that kid who ate pizza every single day for lunch

>that kid who never stopped grinding his teeth in front of you

>that kid who wore the same Nine Inch Nails shirt every day his freshman year

>>36500523
>That kid who was kinda a dick to you at first but you thought you were friends
>That kid who thought he was your bully
>That kid you had to beat up because he disrespected you and showed his friends how much of a fucking pussy he was in reality
I'm still here for the second round, faggot

>That kid who used to pick on you, and became your friend when u decided to pick on him just to give him a taste of his medicine
>That kid who called himself "gamer"
(such a faggot term)
>That kid who had autism and always drew teachfu's attention away from you so you had to beat him up because of your attention seeking behavior
Sorry not sorry

Slides shouldn't have anything but pictures.

Are do you do them babbyfirstpresentation and put a wall of text which you awkwardly read as your ass faces the class

>>36500547
fucking this.

Keep that in mind OP, a mentally retarded girl made a better presentation than you.

>>36500467
Sounds like she actually knew what she was doing unlike you.

>>36500453
>OP being this brainwashed about trump
keep watching CNN

do not post cute anime girls in refernce to politicals thank u

>>36500673
I agree

2D is for love
3D is for war

Give me a (You) please now

You're either a fembot or a stacy. Not both. What brought you here?

>>>/soc/
youve got the wrong board roastie

correct
originally of course

It's not gay, but just because it has a vagina doesn't mean you have to be sexually attracted to it

>>36500451
Ok so in order to be straight you have to like feminine bodies with vaginas. But being attracted to a manly body is with a vagina is what? Is it straight or is it gay?

Or is your ideas about human sexuality so overly simplified that you cannot answer this question fully?

>>36500363
Feels good man

Real good

>>36500405
Good, but depresing when u know he will never have something more with u.

>>36500363
>>36500721
This

Quite unfortunate z but if you're lucky you could get a GF this way

this thread will die fast

>>36500356
It sounds exactly what beta would do.

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>>36500356
this is literally one of the only places on the internet that's explicit purpose for existing is for people NOT like you to be able to have discussion and relate to each other

why would you ever come here

how is it compared to acid?

>>36500358
>how is it compared to acid?

The high doesn't last as long and is less extreme, which isn't necessarily a bad thing.

>>36500325
I read they give extreme leg cramps. any experience like this? what other side effects?

>>36500304
im circumcised too and quite curious as to how your skin gets that texture. how did they botch it exactly? mines cut basically the same way but doesnt look anything like that. anyways sucks that we got jewed friend.

Why the fuck is circumcision still a thing

>letting the jews touch your penis

you dun goofed

>Are you fat?
No, I was.

>How often do you eat fast food?
I don't.

>Do you smoke cigarettes?
No.

>Alcoholic?
No.

>Do you drink soda or eat candy?
Very rarely.

>Disabilities?
None.

>Diabetes?
None.

>High blood pressure, bad cholesterol, heart palpitations/arrhythmia, ect
No.

>Do you get diarrhea, constipation, or blood/hemorrhoids?
No.

>Do you keep yourself clean (shower, shave, trim fingernails)?
Yes, mostly.

>Diet poor in vitamins/minerals?
No.

Am I good enough yet?

>>36500302
>cut in half.jpg
you're not from here
i'm not giving any information to you

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>>36500404
it's a named pepe because it's OC but you can believe what you want

because I unironically enjoy being by myself
I can cook, clean and do what the fuck I want while keeping all of my money to myself

I like thicker girls anyway.
>never leave the house except work

>>36500220
5/10 girls only sleep with 8/10 or higher

if you are an average man you are fighting for the 2/10 scraps

Because "myself" is a bitter drug addicted loser

People don't like black dudes who are unattractive incels. Where their hobby is to play video games and watch anime.

>>36500204
what the fuck are you talking about?
im myself everyday i can't be anyone else