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I'm not an edgy faggot and it's crass to be "repilled."

>tfw no nazi eliza gf

>>35776492
If I wanted a brainwashed cunt I'd join a cult

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>mother hath found the bottles of piss

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>Murchad did steal the oneitis mine

>the child who did wear the same clothing to church each day

>>35776373
>that kid that was forced to stand up and give presentation while having a visible boner

fucking end my life, why did they have to put me in a class with a ton of slutty stacies

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>anon it's your turn to read aloud
Then the kids in the class were making fun of my monotone voice. Calling me frog-man. The whole class was chuckling. The teacher didn't discipline or admonish them for calling me names or laughing. I stopped reading and the teacher decided to get pissy AT ME. Then I got a 0 for the day.

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>>35776373
>computer wont log on
>powerpoint takes ages to load
>open up wrong file
>computer crashes

Guys have to do grooming too in order to push 8 and above

Duh, professor. Your idea of 10/10 was shaped from childhood by seeing made-up and photoshopped women on TV and in magazines

Does it matter? They can me riddled in acne and cutting scars and fat and still get laid

>>35776293
Most embarrassing part is he told her everything.

>>35776293
If you're living a productive life and she can't appreciate the good that you would do for her, then fuck her. There's someone out there that WILL appreciate everything you can/will do for them.

well if you like her, you want what makes her happy. If you aren't part of that equation, find someone else or at least reconsider your motives.

Gay WWI for losers.

>>35776263
total trash and the shitty cousin of cyberpunk

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Steam punk is kinda lame but I only enjoy steam punk robots care n planes >pic related

A mouse?

>>35776201
nah,prolly a rat

>>35776191
Your brother getting up to go to the bathroom

Paranoid ass

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>>35776147
>Making stop motion animations

holy fuck I did this. I think I only ever published one though. I took pictures with this little handheld camera and had to bring them all into windows movie maker

>Make dumb lego stop motion video and put it on youtube account my dad made for me
>A few days later either my mom or dad commented on the video with the same account saying "This is a very good video!"

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>>35776147
>ywn view the house as your world and all your toys and action figures as your servants
>ywn never rule your room countries and fight off the bug horde during summer with your servants
>ywn execute captured bug soldiers with your action figures
>ywn never as fun of an imagination as when you were a kid

>>35776185
That's sweet anon.
Obviously your parents cared about you.
Wish I could relate.

idk about the rest of that but for your last question I would say money

>>35776146
the picture u posted, "stalemate" what is the joke exactly i don't get it

>>35776318
The joke is that their food is stale and they say "mate" often

>>35776087
Is that Elizabeth Moss?

>>35776087
if you go into the convo with the end game of sex in your mind ya gonna fail. the trick is to fool yourself into think women are people too

>>35776121
Already trying to do that.
I suck at initiating conversation, I think it has a lot to do with being good looking in my teens and twenties and getting women talking to me instead of doing it myself. I used to be in great shape, probably just need to get there again.

>>35776076
Fuck off back leddit you cuck

i dont understand why people who want to perceived as not racist say this. When you say you want to punch racists in the face it makes you seem like such a petulant child, thrashing its fists at anything that doesn't agree with. I think this is part of why conservatives dont take us liberals seriously. Just a thought as a black man

>>35776120
Nuh uh its cuz de jealous of muh dick nigga! WE WUZ KANGZ AND THE EVIL WHITEMAN TOOK IT FROM US!

>all these ISTPs born too late for a world war

>tfw autism tier
Feels good to not be a fucking retard.

The big 5 is a superfluous system meant for politically correct normies.

>>35776043
Yeah, though not the ones who wear shit tons of it all the time. Fucks their skin up. Seriously look at that, it's like Darth Vader with the mask off.

I honestly find her more attractive on the left
She just looks like a porcelain doll on the right, it looks disgusting

The majority of women look better without makeup

Just break up with the miserable fat sack of shit and move on with your life op
Theres always another neet to replace him

>4 years
You must really need to be needed. You should read up on dependency and quit being a hostage to this terrible relationship.

Would the world be worse off without him?
Ask yourself this.
And as >>35776021 said:
It's not like jobless, bitter, and autistic virgins are in short supply.

Chivalry was never alive.

It didnt die, just most men dont follow it.

if you do you will stand out.

>>35775981
wtf is up with normies and chipotle lately