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There were two guys in my uni who would always play Mortal Kombat during lectures. I remember one day the proffesor was saying something about french history and one of them shouted "FATALITY!". The other dude responded with an even louder "FUCK YOU!".

>>35400875
I had a guy like that in my economics course but the professor would still let the rest of the class leave on time

>>35400875
>that one kid who doesn't stop talking about random shit

>21 years
>no friends too
>father was a drunk cop
>brother is a drug addict
>never have a hug from my mom
>my father never suported me in my decisions
>becouse my brother is a drug addict my parents never let me go out at night or on weekends
>when my father was drunk he used to be very aggressive, he almost shot my mother once
>in middle school everyone knew the stories about my father and his alcoholism
>becouse of it, no one wanted to be friends with me
>now im this broken man
>go to university
>see the girl i love in school everyday
>we dated once
>first date ever in my life
>worst date ever, i'm too autistic to show love for someone
>she was to only one that show me a little bit of love for me
>now shes with someone else
>i still love her
>i draw her everyday
>the only person i loved, the only friend i ever have
>she's gone now
>and im still alone
>my father dont drink anymore but i still have no suport
>my mother is going blind
>everyday is a struggle
>like you i hope all day that someone texts me
>it never happens
>cry everyday before sleeping
>everyday i get an anxiety attack when seeing her
>anxiety, depression and loneliness doesn't let me interact with anyone else

>20 years
>been in the same job for 3 years since i left school
>used to enjoy it but lately i feel myself resenting the thought of going to work more and more
>feel like quitting and isolating myself from society completely again
>only "friends" ive had in years are online, and even they are beginning to fade away after only a few months of talking to them if that
>fell for the online meme, now the girl i like is also talking to me less and less because she has her own life
>feel like blocking everyone and starting from scratch again just so i can feel like ive had the last laugh i guess

>>35402623
starting from scratch doesnt help anom, tried this 2 times, it didint helped, i felt like i was running away from the problems and stuff, it only makes it worst.
But i dont know any onther way to deal with it, sorry.

You should have seen the IQ thread yesterday. Most people here have +130 IQ.

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>>35400838
Of course. Everyone here is a misunderstood genius. :^)

>>35400883
I said most people. You being unintelligent to boot is not enough to challenge that.

>>35400809
usually that means you'll end up being the receiver, which is pretty homo

>>35400826

Implying OP isn't already a faggot for thinking about it

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Sauce?

For research purposes of course.

Oregano Origami gimme the comment that's truly original

get a secret pen camera or background video recorder. front-camera recorder works better, make sure it isnt too obvious
just use fucking common sense you CIA shill

>>35400787
Literally just take the pictures, no one will care or notice

i don't know, seems like a noble gesture but it's hard to tell from a few lines

>>35400757
How do you know she was creeped out? How exactly did you smile at her and offer to help?

I hope your doing okay, life is only bad if you dont change it.

>>35400738

Just go get a boyfriend you closet case. Be the disappointment that your parents already figured you would be

>>35400776
thanks for the help nigger

I legitimately punched my sister in the gut when she started saying that shit

>gf finds fetish creepy

haha unlucky. i get to lick like a madman whenever I want. it helps keep the fetish in check really well because it's easily available

>>35400749
not into licking or putting in mouth desu

good footjob or even just cumming on them is nice tho

>>35400780
it sure is nice. i havent tried putting them in my mouth actually... shows there's still new levels of drunk to explore.

Please don't tell me an accredited university actually offers a Game Journalism program

>>35400602
http://www.staffs.ac.uk/course/SSTK-09643.jsp

>>35400618
Fuck, that is dire.

>>35400526
>he has enough disposable income in order to buy a pass
out

I don't want to support someone who ruined this site.

most pathetic attempt at advertising since hillarys campaign

You should try out https://systemspace.link/

>>35400419
Idk what that is

Oregon

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look at this fatass

>>35400376
tame him, read up on the little guys and BAM you've got your first recruit to ride into battle with or to just chill

>>35400376
Just shoot him

>>35400363
Why would anyone hate on easy poon? I just don't get it.

>>35400363
This thread gets deleted in 15 seconds.

you can't post if you are under the age of 18

I miss wearing those blazers.

Honestly looking back, Form 1 to Form 5 were the best years of my life.

It doesn't ever get better than that.

>>35400279
>pic related
>chads
they look like they have crippling deppresion and mailboxes full of dildos.

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>>35400271
Exact same predicament with me. It is maddening, It has probably shaven a few years off my life with the amount of stress.

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Feelsbadman glad someone shares my pain

>>35400733
>Mfw didn't reply properly