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Jesus fucking christ this board has been so bad lately. How come all the retards and faggots have to come here. Even online we cant have peace from the normalfag hordes.
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I guess all the real robots slowly migrate to /wiz/
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Yeah this was my last place of sanctuary now normal fags have taken over. I don't know where to go now I just want to die. I want to do drugs all day fuck life and fuck this board.
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>>38587145
Only the gay wizards go there.
The straight ones stay here.
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Why don't you ever kiss a girl? I mean everyone around you is having sex and a normal life, but you can't even get a kiss? What a fucking loser
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>>38587036
Because I don't want to. As one anon here said :"Women are the niggers of gender"
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>>38588617
>Because I don't want to
so you're an ugly gamma
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>>38588630
close, i am a delta
original just in case
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happy birthday supreme gentleman, honour elliot with your best gentleman pics
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>elliot never got to witness god emperor trump save america
Bad feels
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>>38586986
rip Elliot. too bad he failed at killing roasties and just killed Asian boys and ugly grills
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Happy birthday Elliot, we love you.
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Wagies are at work, NEETs feeling very smug edition
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Look at this cowboye
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this email says my package will be delivered today
but logged into the website it says it isn't even at my local depot yet
fuck myhermes
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Not at work but have quite a few chores to do - laundry already on, kitchen is a total mess
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I told my boyfriend that I would never cheat on him with a girl or guy. He hates the idea of threesomes and thinks that sex with a girl is real and would be cheating. I just want to fuck a girl though. I love my boyfriend and the sex is goid. I just want a girl. How do I convince him? I don't want to cheat.
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I don't think this is the right place to ask.
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>>38586942
Why ask /r9k/?
On that note, your only real options are to cheat, break up, or not do it.
Cheat and you can have sexy time with a girl but you betray his trust. It will almost certainly come back to bite you.
Second break up and not have the responsibility.
Or just avoid it.
You could keep talking to him about it and see if you can turn him.
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>>38586942
Also if he really isn't into it there's not a whole lot you can do, and it depends on why he's so protective. Sexual kink won't work if it stems from him wanting "you for himself and vice versa"
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>Your 2D relationships will never be real
It hurts so much
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>>38586865
Seems like a fun read. What's the source?
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>>38586865
There's no such thing as 2d relationships.
Grab some rocks and write stuff on them, then pretend they say that to you, that's what you look like.
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>>38587725
Then explain why my internet relationship felt far more real than anything I've ever done in real life.
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>your death will likely be both painful and terrifying, and those last few minutes before you lose consciousness will be the worst of your life
I don't care much about what happens after you die (besides the usual fears of an afterlife), but for some reason I can't stop thinking about this and how eventually it will happen to me.
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Your brain fills with dopamine before you die
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im honestly pretty excited to find out what comes after
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>>38586854
I work in hospice and I can tell you with 100% certainty, death is peaceful and relaxing. It's like when you're incredibly peaceful and the most comfy you have ever been in your life.
Also, if your one of the few who die of a heart attack in your old age, you feel indigestion for about six or eight seconds and then just drift off. It's painless too. The only death that hurts is cancer and violent deaths.
>tfw anime girls are literally white aryan europeans
>tfw real Japanese girls are ugly af
>still somehow attracted to Japan and Japanese culture
This is not right. I live in the land of the nords and blonde hair aryans, So why do I still want to live in Japan where the people look nothing like nords...?
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>>38586808
Gooks understand the obvious superiority of qt Aryan females. This is why they make all their females look white. It may have also played a role in making them side with the Nazis in world war 2
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Japanese girls do cute like nobody else. Hot, not so much.
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>>38587053
cute a best, hot is sleazy and gross
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I am an ex-alcoholic.
I hate life, and find no joy in it.
I am quitting smoking.
I need something to dull the boring, long-standing pain that is life.
What drugs should I take, and preferably ones that don't cause side effects like hair loss or erectile dysfunction or other crazy shit.
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>>38586784
Heroin would make you happy for about a year. Then send you into a crippling depression, but if you're already there fuck it
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>>38586784
>I hate life, and find no joy in it.
Then why do you care about repercussions
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>>38586784
Weed. Originaru
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How old are you robots?
I'm 22 and I feel like I'm getting old as fuck. Never done anything useful with my life.
I have a hunch that everyone here are teenagers
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>>38586742
I'm 20 and I know feel like I'm too old to get a gf or do anything with my life.
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>>38586742
>>38586778
You both are pretty much kids. I don't get what you think you should had done by your early 20's.
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I'm 29 and I'm terrified of my 30s. I've worked the same menial minimum job since I graduated at 18
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>Is a Man/Woman who sleeps with 100 people a bad person?
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subjective
do you judge a person as being good or bad based on whether or not they're a slut?
or do you judge a person as good or bad based on whether or not they're kind to other people?
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>>38586723
If you're a vrgin they are bad
If not a vrgin then they are good
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>>38586723
is the person doing what they enjoy or running from what they really want? i can call people good or bad based on how i live life, but i know there isn't good/bad, only success/failure. the different approaches people have in life are necessary for innovation and improvement, and you only live once (YOLO), so i accept any approach as long as you're successful.
in terms of casual sex, it's a lot harder and more uncomfortable constantly finding new people to fuck, especially if you want someone who looks nice. in college you find a few girls that you fool around with regularly and once in a while get "lucky." hundreds sounds like someone who travels a lot or makes it their business to sleep around.
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>tfw your ex-gf is cutting herself because of you.
I'll continue the story below.
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>Not typing out the first part of the story before posting
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>>38586679
You have me interested OP. Original
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what is the allure of a damaged gf?
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post robot albums
pic related is the most robot thing I've ever heard
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>>38586537
Meh yeah but Tyler's not a robot, I wish I had a group of friends like you see him with in ofwgkta a few years ago doing fun crazy shit. Just makes me depressed, ruins it for me.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UVLjWzj-JC8
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I unironically listen to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zQsMCs1kl4
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so, this is the end?
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>>38586530
what else were you expecting from this?
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>>38586530
>Trump just started his lifetime reign
>Is it the end?
Nope, it's just the beggining anon
MAGA STAND BEHIND YOUR GOD EMPORER
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>>38586530
yeah. what else left but to enjoy the free fall? Just remember, we all gotta hit the ground at some point so be prepared to brace for impact.
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>finally sent my cease and desist letter (written by lawyer) to girl I use to know from work
>she told everyone at work I was a pervert
>not that big since I was already leaving the company but we also had a lot of mutual friends outside of work
>she'll be getting it at her new job since I don't know her home address (probably some whorehouse)
>hopefully, she's let go
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But... were you a pervert?
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>>38586507
She's a woman.
All she needs to do is put on fake tears and your the monster again.
Congratulations OP, you played yourself.
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>>38586534
I tried to go out with her. It didn't work out. We went a little cold after that but we still talked since work and all.
We were friends on FB and her account started liking lewd stuff. I think she was the victim of a bait and switch scam. The problem is, I approached her about it through chat and I sent her screenshots of the stuff she was liking (though I did ask her about it first). It wasn't explicitly porn, but it was pretty obscene.