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>>34114501
nepotism?
origami

>Apply at factories and temp agencies(temp agencies are usually a racket but you need experience). Seriously just do it even if you have no qualifications. It's the same difficulty as getting a job at wal-mart.
>don't fall for the "apply at 100 jobs a day" meme, I highly doubt you own a vehicle if you're a NEET and local businesses will get pissed off if you can keep applying every 3 days. Apply everywhere locally often enough but no more than once every few weeks.
>don't join the army if you need money ASAP. The application process is slow and takes 6 months minimum.
>Do practice job interviews in the mirror. I have a stutter that makes me look like I have downs and even I got a job by practicing job interview questions.
>Don't afraid to talk about non work stuff with the interviewer. If you can shoot the shit with them and talk about sports or something, there's a better chance you'll be hired.
>ask about the hours and pay if its not posted, you don't want to find out that you'll be working for min. wage 5 hours a week.

>>34114705
Thanks for the advice. especially the part about talking about non job related things to a reporter. I have a few persuasion books and maybe I can use these tactics and bring the conversation to sports or something. I like sports and follow 2 nfl teams vigilantly. I think I can do this.

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>>34114455
Devote yourself to the cause.

>>34114471
can't even afford a gun or a car
I failed even Elliot

>20
Get back to us in a decade.

>>34114435
I was literally diagnosed as retarded when I was younger. I'm not retarded, just slow. It feels bad.

>>34114435
My mind may not be as fast as other people but I still think it's important to be a good person and think on things for a long time.

>>34114435
You're not alone bro

Bloxx

>>34114411
>vegetables
>other than potatoes
kys ur waifu a shit and going to end up with le diabeetus

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I don't eat fruit or vegetables.

>>34114411
>she says "yucky"
How long have you been a pedophile?

>>34114409
>Pic related

Orinigal

>played deaf

confessed what

>>34114371
God people who have that fatty bloated philtrum like that are like the ugliest thing ever

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>>34114430
Fucking sexy body though

>>34114558
Look at those fucking jowls, already developing. That lady is unfortunate looking.
The body is average, at best, too.

>>34114343
the only thing that's orbiting around here is shit orbiting around you because you're so fat you have your own gravitational pull.

LOSE. SOME. WEIGHT. FATASS.

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>"fuck beta orbiters"
>orbits a camwhore

>>34114361
le 2005 "yomama (c) ft Fez" tier joke

>>34114331
wtf is danganronpa? Some kind of Japanime?

Chad would win sue to sociability and leadership. Stacy blindingly follows. Robots with their habit of reflection might be able to analyze the situation and make a logical argument, but the Stacys are emotional so they only follow Chad.

Chads are the most likely to be smartest and strongest, so of course Chads.

>>34114328
Is that the one where "she" makes you suck her feminine penis?

>knowing girls you can dream about
Kys normie

>dream about her
>she's sitting on the end of my bed
>she's crying
>try to reach out and touch her to comfort her
>my hand passes straight through her
>yell her name
>she can't hear me
>she can't see me
>I can't stop her crying

I felt horrible when I woke up.

>>34114318
You'll start learning Japanese in 15 minutes
Meanwhile gather your stuff to prepare for it

>>34114318
Just force yourself to do it now you undisciplined fuck. I didn't feel like doing it but I still got through a chapter of grammar today.

>>34114318
Why would you want to learn fucking Japanese though senpai

Stick to more important shit like german or french

If you are a Chad, 2 - 5.

If you are a beta, 200 - 500.

Less than beta.... 2000 - 5000 (assuming you can get an answer at all).

Online dating has completely evolved to its most vapid state. People don't even read what the other person is into. It comes down to "do you think this person is attractive" and swipe left or right depending on the answer.

It's a complete joke and anyone who still uses online dating for anything other than a quick fuck is just wasting their time. Online dating is completely skewed in women's favor. Why should you partake in a service where you have to accept 300 people as potential partners and only get 1 match when you can go out and get much more without the effort.

Well I wouldn't have any problem with a quick fuck but the point is I can't even get replies.

Huh, i thought it was theorized humans go through menopause to care for grandchildren.

>>34114289
nope. longevity in humans in general is thought to have been adaptive therefore selected for because the children that had grandparents lived more often to reproduce and pass on longetivity genes. It's a byproduct.

>>34114268
I dont care, i fuck both of them.....in my dreams

Just start wearing diapers anon

>>34114820
no i wont do that
this is a few days out of the month problem so it would be a waste of daipers

come wet my bed instead ;)

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>>34114194
This thread has a subject which makes me sad. I don't hope such a fate to even my worst enemies.

>>34114194
what's going to happen to you anon?

>>34115032
he's going to get a job like a real adult

Lucky anon. I take modafinil every single day for narcolepsy, so it doesn't really "perk me up". It just makes me "normal". Well, I guess there is a LITTLE extra energy. Not nearly as much as you though. Nice not falling asleep all the damn time though. Driving is still probably a bad idea.

>>34114334
I'm the same way, I take adderall because I'm legit ADD and I need it to be normal but normies at my school take it to become robots (of the focused, studious & academic kind) and it pisses me off

Welcome to the big world of pharmas mane