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Why didn't Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold kill any jocks?
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Jocks are hard to kill, ever played that old ps2 game Bully? The toughest enemy in the game was aafrican americanjock, dude was simply strong as fuck
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Because they were hedonistic normies who killed for pleasure, not reason.
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>>35650178
at least they got a nigger
you guys are so boring and uninteresting
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>>35650152
s-so are your videos!!
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Either boring or mentally destroyed!I'm the latter :(
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>>35650152
Its funny, whenever i did talk to normalfags id always get the opposite of this. They'd also say
>oh anon we should meet up sometime i hardly ever see you
>i like spending time with you anon
and then we never saw each other again or only at school/work or whatever. I guess normalfags just like to lie to your face.
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An avid redditor with gold comes onto your board, posts a frog and tells you that 'reeee 4chan isnt a sekrit club you autist'
What do you do?
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>>35650150
Don't care. Just ignore it, and they will get board
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>>35650150
Report them and find the urge not to post in the thread. The thread won't get deleted, but at least I tried.
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>>35650150
Are you implying that this is somehow worse that the threads we'd have otherwise?
Lonely boy looking for a lonely fembot to talk to. Add me on Discord.
https://discord.gg/5uHXj
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>implying there are actual fembots on this website
I wish I could be as optimistic as you are.
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>>35650146
Why do you deserve someone to talk to?
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>>35650146
don't love fembots. Love Lain
YOU THERE!
I see your hand on your junk! go put some pants on and go for a 10 minute walk instead.
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>>35650094
when are you going to make a new movie you lazy fuck
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>>35650094
Interesting. They call it a "mouse" where I come from.
Also, it's a winter night, I'm not going outside for a walk.
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>>35650094
Why the fuck would I be yanking it to /r9k/, weirdo
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>18
>out of my hometown, decide to lose my virginity
>approach random girls that catch my eye (my type is my height or taller) and do pretty well getting numbers
>go on a date 2 weeks after I started
>18 year old half-moroccan dutch au pair, thicc
>meet in a library, I buy her dinner at a thai restaurant, she brought wine
>we go to the beach when it's dark and make out
>she tells me she's never had sex before, I say neither have I
>she pushes me down, lifts up her skirt, and sits on my face
>then I fuck her
>when we're waiting for my taxi, she says "you're so tiny" with a grin
>I say "wait, you don't mean my-"
>"no, not your dick"
>kisses me goodbye
>wasn't able to see her again before I left town a few days later, but she knew when I was leaving
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>>35650091
>half-moroccan
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halal story, habibi
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sounds like fun OP
>>35650131
Moroccans can b p hot
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>tfw when no bellly gf
Why is life suffering?
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let me smash
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>>35650072
Because society and the genetic lottery are utterly unfair and unforgiving.
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>>35650072
There's plenty of fatties op
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What's a good position for NEETs with unlimited free time. I'm thinking along the lines of volunteering or something like that
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>>35650065
How the food stamps going? Don't mind me, I'll be eating my prime chicken here glazed with some truffle oil. Oh, and I'll be taking your gf out tonight in my car (can afford one with my WAGEbux)
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What do you mean "position"? As in a job? You wouldn't be NEET anymore, then.
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>>35650143
Actually can afford a vehicle with the retroactive benefits. I'm not here to argue with you.
>>35650159
Like a volunteer position. Something to give the NEET self confidence thru meaningfulness to others
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Would /r9k/ support a bill that penalizes promiscuity with a jail sentence of up to 5 years?
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>>35650033
Absolutely. And I'd make damn sure men were prosecuted under it and didn't get away with their typical blatant corruption.
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>>35650033
Yes absolutely. Any sex outside marriage is degenerate.
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>>35650033
So long as it includes the consumption of pornography, yes. And a life sentence for if one of the partners is under 18 years of age.
why do you love ants, robots?
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>>35649916
I like ants.
My favorite, are the leaf cutter ants.
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>>35649916
>why do you love ants, robots?
they are pretty interesting animals aren't they?
I was reading about how fire ants form rafts during floods that allow them to float on top of the water. they have some pretty interesting group behaviors like that, their ability to form bridges and stuff like that blows my mind
Scientists talk a lot about the group intelligence of ant's, how as a whole they are able to plan their actions at a greater level than any of the individuals, but I am not sure how that works and would like to learn more. Is planning of the ant hill governance actually done on a genetic level - can the individual ant see the bigger picture or are they wholly controlled by their instincts?
they are some of the most interesting animals on the planet, that's for sure
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>>35649916
I like the idea of them, they're like little organic robots with their own systems and way of doing things, keeping one would be like the whole colony would just be one big pet, and I think that's really neat. I'm scared of them in real life though, I'm scared of bites and stings and seeing them loose everywhere.
You know, anons, I'm going to be honest with you...having a GF isn't really worth it. I think I'll go back to being single.
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>>35649910
Fucking liar. I had a qt high school/college girlfriend and it was the happiest I've ever been. Don't fall for this fucking meme. I'd do anything to get that feeling of being wanted again. Fuck you.
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>>35649910
I'm glad other people ares tarting to realize this too.
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>>35649910
Then why not get a boyfriend?
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Why are cute boys allowed to be so sexual?
They should cover up in public or something bad could happen to them
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>>35649820
>Why are cute boys allowed to be so sexual?
idk
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>>35649820
I-it's not my fault...I can't help it!
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>>35650284
please wear the hijab
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You've all been misled. Profoundly misled.
You've been raging against kikes, Blacks, Muslims.. without un-ironically realizing the truth:
> The Japs are behind the ruin of Western Civilization.
>The Japs have worked to destabilize and fagify our culture and men. They have been the major importers of degeneracy.
I'm 100% convinced that anime turns people into gays, queers, trannies, femboys. You need only go to /r9k/ and /b/ to see the ruin they've caused.
Anime is the Trojan-horse which we embraced with open arms. It might be too late, desu.
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>>35649741
Then why did they ruin themselves just as badly if not worse? It's just another form of escapism, it's something everyone wants. I don't think there's any malicious intent behind it, people just keep wanting to run away and occupy their minds with happier things, me included.
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>>35649741
If anime makes you a gay tranny, why are the skittles merchants not japanese and why are the dick cutting surgeons not japanese?
Why are the lgbt rights campaigners not japanese? Are all these people somehow phantom limbs of the Japanese conspiracy squid?
Or is it the fucking jews like we know it is you idiot?
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>>35649741
Your confusing cause for effect.
the jews got their hands on japanese anime production and are using it to subvert the japanese as well
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>be me
>tired of not having sex
>contact higher end escort
>travel 2 hours to meet her
>have a sickly feeling in the pit of my stomach
>start to worry that I won't be able to get hard with her
>want to cancel but drove all the way there and it would be rude to cancel minutes befoe the appointment
>arrive
>she's far more sexy in person
>is curvy in all right places
>still can't get hard for the life of me
>eat her pussy for the hour
>she plays with my dick a little to get it hard
>it stays lifeless
Just fucking kill me already god
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>>35649720
I think you might be gay anon, serious.
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>>35650662
I figured. All this talk of feminine penis.
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>>35649720
You should have had a masturbation fast a week before, anon. Let this be a learning experience.
But in all seriousness, don't solicit escorts. Sex is for married couples.
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>Mommy and I both use the george foreman grill to make hamburgers
>No one wants to clean in because it gets greasy and gross
>She tells me she threw it out and now we have to make hamburgers on the stove
>Ask her to try making one for me on the stove because I have no idea how to do that because she never taught me to use the stove
>She says fine and goes to do it
>It's completely burnt on the ends, nearly uncooked in the middle, and falling apart because she tried to just leave it like she did with the George Foreman
>"Well I didn't know any better"
>Neither did I, and we could have avoided this if you didn't throw out the George Foreman
>Keep pressing her about it, she says that she actually still does have it but that she's going to throw it out tomorrow
>Keep trying to argue with her, go looking for it
>"ugghhh anon i have a headache you're stressing me out just stop"
>My sister convinces her to not throw it out tomorrow so we can argue about it another day
THERE WAS NOTHING WRONG WITH IT IT WAS JUST GREASY. WE BOTH NEED IT WHY CAN'T YOU FUCKING SEE THAT
WE DON'T HAVE TO KEEP WATCHING OUR HAMBURGERS ALL THE TIME WE CAN JUST LEAVE IT LIKE YOU TRIED TO DO NOW. WE CAN AVOID THIS YOU STUPID CUNT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>35649707
George Foreman? The boxer?
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>>35649797
The grill that I guess was named after him. It's like this
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>>35649707
>neither of you can cook a hamburger
Didn't know stupidity was genetic.
>also laziness