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Why do robots idolize the past so much?do they not realize that before the 60s any man who wasn't a chad was put into an insane asylum, prison or hanged?and that's only if you didn't die from accidental poisoning or war first.
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lol source?
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>>39281996
Robots as a whole are a bunch of retarded, right-wing traditionalist faggots. Of course they're going to romanticize the past.
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>>39282072
People hated robots in the past more than they do now.
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Why do 99.99999% of women have shit taste in everything?
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>>39281459
Because women have little to no tastes of their own and only "like" what they do for social cred. It's why you tend to hear them only listen to the most currently popular music or classic hits and suddenly stop once it goes out of style, why they only play incredibly popular games like MOBAs or CSGO, why they hated capeshit until the MCU made it okay.
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>>39281459
Would love to see the statistics you are quoting. I love that sort of shit.
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Why aren't women funny?
Why are women so weak physically?
Why do women have no accountability?
Why are women so shit at any competitive anything?
Why do men further scientific understanding and technology more than women?
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if my life was going to turn around it would have happened when I was younger
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Good for you. :) And better luck next time =3
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I hate my life
super originallllllldsjkghfjds
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did you make this OP? because its way to specific on some things while to general on others
i could only get one square and that was "faps every day"
and since when is torrenting the sign of a loser?
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>you are now well in to your twenties
>you will never experience young love
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>you may never know what it feels like to have a mature serious relationship
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You still have like 20 years left of your teen years
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>>39280879
>When you get right in the feels, and don't want to admit it.
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Chad wins even when he's dead. Women would rather fuck a mangled corpse of Chad and follow him to the grave than even talk to you. All women are like this and would do the same exact thing if given the opportunity. How can you even compete?
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>>39280745
What the fuck? Is that real? How is that possible?
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How the heck is that supposed to be possible?
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Bro that's not even possible. Sperm dies if it's outside the body too long, and similairly it also dies when the person dies.
How the fuck can a dead man even orgasm? This makes no sense unless she microscopically removed the sperm cells and injected them into her ovaries or something...
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Need Chad advice
Girlfriend just texted me saying she thinks we need to talk, she's probably going to break up with me.
How can I act/react during her breakup speech in order to maximimize her butthurt? I'm not too torn up about it so I can portray any emotion necessary
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Say "okay. I'm gonna go suck cock now. bye!"
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Hit her in the face
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>>39280702
If she's the one initiating the breakup, there's going to be zero butthurt on her part. The only chance you have is if she tries to come back later and you refuse her.
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Hey /r9k/
How does it feel to fail at the most important thing at living? I am talking about fucking women,
I fucked nr. 100 last night.
Ask me anything.
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Hell congratulations OP. I had sex once about nine years ago and that was enough for me. Kind of a "lost virginity" achievement unlocked then move to a different game
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I cant even image want it feels like to be a virgin at 25
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>being this mad
jesus
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Pro-ana thread
All you fat cunts get in here.
I've been so good today. I only had
3 eggs: 210kcal
2L diet coke: 8kcal
Berocca boost: probably less than 2 or 3 calories???
Steamed carrots and broccoli - 80kcal
I'm trying to stay at 700 kcal a day so this means I get to have two glasses of wine tonight! So excited.
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>>39280492
Lemme see that hungry skeleton
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Not giving you a (you) you attention seeking faggot
Sage
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>>39280508
Actually I'm currently at a BMI of 22.3 so I'd prefer not to post pics of myself in this condition. Hopefully in a few moths I'll be ready/
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Why do you guys buy into all this "redpill" bullshit about how women doesn't respect men who treat them as equals and you have to manipulate women and be an asshole to get laid? You guys keep falling for this advice and fail to get laid.
I'll tell you what we really want, men that respect women.
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>>39280432
/r9k/ is not a hive mind, neither are women.
Some need an asshole, mostly roasties. Women that want to be respected usually also respect themselves and don't whore around in their 20's. If they do, that's the third type - modern feminists.
And your bait thread does not quite deserve a bump, so bye.
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>>39280432
>women wanting men that respect them
Woman here. Most of us do want to be treated like shit. Only the self respecting women with high self esteem want men that treat them well, which is a rare minority. Why do you think all of the asshole Chads have a bitchy Stacy on their arm all of the time. He treats them the way they want to be treated. The guys on here don't have girlfriends, not because they treat women like shit, but because they have no game/social skills (No offence, I don't have any either)
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I'm a nice guy, I treat women as equal, and I never had trouble finding a girlfriend. But it's difficult to say if it really matters because I'm also tall and handsome.
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What are your S.P.E.C.I.A.L. stats my fellow robots?
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strength 1
perception 1
endurance 1
charisma 1
intelligence 1
agility 1
luck 1
bonuses: wacky wasteland, retarded fag
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S 3
Perception 5
Endurance 2
Charisma 2
Intelligence 9
Agility 7
Luck 5
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>>39280376
Strength - 8
Perception - 4
Endurance - 6
Charisma - 1
Intelligence - 4
Agility - 3
Luck - 7
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Stories of misunderstood jokes 2017-08-24 05:20:57 Post No.39280344
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Stories of misunderstood jokes
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>be me
>14
>socially awkward but pretended its ironic
>try to talk to 7/10 qt
>actually able to maintain a normal conversation for more than 3 minutes
>lol we should totally go do something sometime. Heres my number
>fucking jackpot
>later that day
>text her
>who is this? Is this anon?
>"no this is patrick"
>mfw she didn't get the joke
>mfw she blocked me
>mfw couldn't work up the ability to talk to her again.
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>be me 3rd grade
>indoor recess
>not many toys so we just did shit impressions to make each other kek
>do drunk impression, thought it was funny
>kid tells on me to teacher who already hated me
>teacher calls home
>parents stay after school to talk to teacher
>mfw i get in school suspension
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I tell story later, but for now I bump.
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>Be 11 years old
>Black kid calls me "blondie"
>I call him "blacky"
This is a thread for robots who are genuinely making efforts to improve their lives and over all happiness.
>Post your story
>ask for advice
>give advice
>anything positive you have to contribute
this isn't a thread for bitching and moaning about how life has done you wrong. You've got a whole fucking board for that, use it.
Think of this as a combination of all the useful bits of /r9k/,/fit/ and /fa/
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>>39280261
>This is a thread for robots who are genuinely making efforts to improve their lives and over all happiness.
not possible for me
unfixably ugly and forever alone
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I've been at uni for a week now and I feel like I'm getting fatter every day
I'm normally a very thin person
I'd go to the gym but I've never lifted weights or done anything in a gym. Don't know posture and shit either.
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>>39280261
Currently 18 years old and went from 90 kilos to about 73 over the past year, got a job at a restaurant which made socializing easier for me and getting my terrible haircut buzzed tomorrow. Afraid the haircut is gonna look weird on me because I really never had anything else than this weird bowlcut ish thing i have now.
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Is it okay to hit your little sister? 2017-08-24 05:07:09 Post No.39280168
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Is it okay to hit your little sister?
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Today mine started getting bossy and obnoxious with me because i was late to take her to school, even though it wasnt my fault. She said "you do nothing all day, you just stay at home sitting on the couch" which made me mad as fuck because i have to be at home and not in my uni classes or doing things i want PRECISELY because i have to take the little shithead to school because our parents pissed off to Europe. So i twisted her hand and told her she had no authority to speak to me like that. She cried all the way to the school.
Now, on one hand, my big sister used to hit me all the time and i believe if you can survive that its sort of eye awakening. My little sister its too spoiled and obviously our relationship is not going the way i want if at her age she thinks she can talk to me like that. I never hit her before though, because i thought there was no need. But do you think i made the right choice?
PD: Just to be clear, i dont feel guilty at all and i do think i made the right choice, but i want to listen to others opinions since nowadays hitting children is not seen as something needed or positive.
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a little slap on the lips would have been fine but you did good anon
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>>39280168
Punch her in the face so cps takes her away
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>>39280168
You should just wait till she go take a shower, go in when she's showering and shove your dick in her. That will teach her.
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Unpopular opinion thread
>4chan should permanently ban everyone who has ever posted in /lgbt/ or posts pictures in trap threads
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>>39280122
4chan supports free speech. This bites us in the ass with the fagfags but is important to the concept of the site.
Would like to see the the trap/transshills leave r9k and go to lgbt though.
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>>39280375
Containment boards don't exist, when one makes a "containment board" all they are doing is attracting the very people they are hoping to contain to their site in drives, as they now have a popular board for it.
The creation of /lgbt/ has made 4chan infinitely worse, now they just leak into the other boards. Vs before where a small minority would fag it up, and the rest would go somewhere else with more acceptance.
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>>39280122
Yes and then the girls are banned
And then the blacked posters are banned
And then the normies are banned
But wait, the more degenerate robots are banned
Then the idea of a robot becomes more strict
Then you are lined up on a wall and shot as you wonder why everyone became a cunt
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I become a 20 yr old khv in 7 months
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>>39279856
I unironically become a 50 year old virgin on January 2, 2018.
>yes, 50
>and that's why I'm here
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>>39279887
>50 year old virgin
Dear lord, these things actually happen.
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>>39279887
A grand dragon of r9k congrats