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>>39322728
>machoism
It's called "machismo", dork

>>39322728
It's the ultimate bread and circus OP. Makes the normal shits forget about events that are actually important

I think fight club made it clear, watching sports is like watching porn when you could be having great sex.

Go to a mental hospital.

>>39322609
You like SEL. That's pretty hot, not going to lie.

Seriously though, there's more to someones attractiveness than appearance (if that's what you meant).

For those of us who want a companion, I'm sure there's someone out there. We just have to stay hopeful.

I hope you feel better soon, anon.

>>39322609
>>39322692
Sorry, but this is fucking nonsense. It's time to start admitting that some people truly are fucked. The only thing you can do if you're really fucked is just do drugs to mimic the happiness normal people feel naturally; otherwise you'll just end up spending a lifetime desperately trying to improve yourself and become normal to no avail - a life of suffering for no reason.

lol jumped onto a lego once right in the heel
90s kids will know this feel !

>>39322578
Fire is up there.

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>>39322619
>Fire is up there.
adventure is out there

>>39322516
I don't know but all the slutty looking dysfunctional girls on my Facebook are literally obsessed with dogs and it's always some big ass pitbull

zero women like it
bestiality is exclusively the domain of insecure men who desire to see women humiliated and degraded by foul, subhuman beasts

>>39322516
Roastie grill here. I fantasize about it on occasion. But never about fucking the animal myself. Only watching others (men and women) being tied down and raped by the animal. Over and over again until eventually stockholm syndrome kicks in and they learn to enjoy it.

For me it's all about power and humiliating others.

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>Estonia
>Japan
everything is shit here and i constantly fear that russia will attack us and wipe us the fuck out with nuclear fucking bombs

>>39322674
kyS sa igavene weeb

>>39322674
you'd get bullied to death in japan you stupid gaijin weeb retard

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>>39322043
only my battlestation but all that's behind this is a bed and a door

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Whorecane Harvey

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Whorecane Harvey II: Electric Boogaloo

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>>39321867
Employers are so self centred, they seem to believe that they are the only job you've applied for and you really want to work for them because of their "awesome" values and shit. When you really just need to pay the bills.

"13 traits you absolutely need to get hired at Chipotle"

Conscientious

Respectful

Hospitable

High energy

Infectiously enthusiastic

Happy

Presentable

Smart

Polite

Motivated

Ambitious

Curious

Honest

Presentable

>>39322175
0 for 13 feels bad dudes

Does graphic design count as an art degree?

>>39321805

How much debt do you have?

What are art major girls like?

>>39321805
yeah, art is pretty much the most useless thing on earth
that's what makes art, art: utility futility
"priceless" masterpieces are actually priceless. worth nothing, you know.
the high priced auctions are the bullshit past-time of richfags conspicuously consuming
they love throwing money at the destitute artists insofar as it makes for an appearance of giving half a care to the enslummed classes
bit of false hope here and there
and wow lady cumbersnatch has 5 picassos what a dame so much more refined than sir peckerwood's measly 2
please ignore this post it's just rambling

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>tfw 17 hours of Skyrim yesterday
How the fuck had I not found Old Hroldan before now? I really don't spend a lot of time in the reach I guess

Michael Kirkbirde is the best thing that happened to TES. He turned it from generic high fantasy elfshit into a fascinating alien world but Todd just had to ruin it because he is an insecure manlet who was bullied at school.

I'M NOT GOING TO BUY YOUR FUCKING GAME TODD

white "people" should never have left their tundra hovels

>>39321730
Fuck off nigger shill
Origami desu

>>39321699
A lot of whites are perfectly happy throwing their genetic heritage away, despite already being the most desirable race. The most likely thing is that they will become fewer and fewer, untill pure whites are so rare that their continued existence is threathened by inbreeding.

>>39321618
I'd say "thanks bros". It would lift my spirits a bit

>>39321618
>"bitch ass nigga, where yo sista at"

>>39321618
>Thanks! Would you guys like to run a train on me?

I then proceed to spread my legs

white girl here btw

any anons up for a match?
>https://lichess.org/fpFXrhgw

In today's thread, we discuss the zugzwang. Zugzwang is when
it is a disadvantage to move and doing so will undefend key squares.
Zugzwang is a compound German word meaning "move (zug) compulsion (zwang)"
Because of its German heritage, the zugzwang tactic is considered
oppressive. Good manners dictate that it should not be used against
POC (players of color).

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>>39321643
Commencing puzzle dump.

Checkmate in 4 moves. White's turn.

>>39321445
I don't care about what the other races of girls think about me or the fact they want a hood negro, I just get pissed at black women.
It's so hard to find a good one and the ones that have the same interests as me, always go for whites or chinks

>>39321507
>It's so hard to find a good one

Have you tried skulking around a University. Turns out all the intelligent and good looking black women congregate at them(because they have money and got out the hood).

Still you're likley to run into the problem of them only dating hoodrats, jizzskins, and chinks.

>>39321445
>not knowing how to code switch
>claims he's an an intelligent black man

Ayo, it's like you ain't even know how ta be a real nigga knowmsayin?

because 99.999% of men aren't passable.

>>39321432
please end ur life immediately

You got a version of that pic without the dumb loli shit?

>>39321372
>they will pull this shit on monday
They will not. It's not fucking high school.

>Hi my name is anon
>Mention the year I'm in
>Mention my hobbies except the autistic ones
>Everyone claps

It's not hard at all

>>39321401
They do in college too