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If you guys are so lonely why don't you just find yourself an Orc bf?
>easily impressed open to new relationships
>doesn't care about aesthetics and looks like humans do
>fiercely loyal and loving
>very protective, wouldn't be caught dead not providing for his partner
>not the brightest but his short comings are endearing and he learns from his mistakes
>very good with nature, has a great sense of direction
>naturally akin to magic
>will secretly fall in love with you like a puppy dose with his master, bit will act all tough and tsundere about it
>always DTF
>will hold you close to his body you keep you warm throughout the winter nights
>will teach you how to stand up for yourself and be a man
Why are you all not out chasing down that dream Orc?
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You've really thought about this a lot, haven't you OP?
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>>35679658
Solid post friend! Keep it up :)
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who is his barber
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Things you want to do before you die? 2017-03-21 05:37:42 Post No.35679644
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Things you want to do before you die?
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I'm going to kill myself in August and since I've had such a miserable life I've decided to try and make my death an enjoyable experience. I'm in the midst of writing up a 'death plan'. I'm making my note, I'm making a list of people I want to contact, people I may or may not try to take with me, the one place I'd like to go, the things I plan on wearing, which friend of mine I'm going to give my PS3 to, the way I want to be remembered, etc., and I'm interested in what you guys would want to do before you die, if anything.
I'm too depressed to find enjoyment in anything so it's hard for me to figure out what experiences are actually worth having, if there are any, so I'm looking for suggestions.
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I dont want you to die anon , stay with me ;-; because everything feels so wrong here
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make a book.
thats all.
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What was your childhood like
I've learned that everyone's experiences are based off of that, so what they'll enjoy tends to have to do with that too.
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Who /yellowteeth/ here?
>brush twice a day
>never smoked a cigarette
>drink coffee on extremely rare occasions
>teeth still fucking yellow
This shit sucks, man.
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>>35679627
iktf
>tfw people at school would always ask why my teeth were yellow
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>>35679627
I know this feel. I take excellent care of my teeth, but they are still stained yellow. I haven't been to the dentist is over a year (because I am too self conscious of my ugliness to go) so I think that that's why. Having them cleaned professionally 2x a year makes a huge difference in the long run. I need to suck it up and go
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try this op
it hurts but works.
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How do I get a MIT/ITT Technical Institute bf?
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>>35679615
>dash
Nigga that's a fucking stroll
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbBkAdNc88w
Terry will show you the light.
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>>35679615
>Putting MIT with ITT in a sentence.
You're comparing God to some subhuman nigger, don't do this OP.
Oh and getting a ITT boyfriend is easy because they're hobos that got scammed hard.
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Hey /r9k/ I'm creating an /r9k/ YouTube channel with regular vids on the latest /r9k/ news showcasing my favourite threads, replies, and exclusively /r9k/ memes.
The production value is going to be pretty good and I'm in the process of editing my first video (I introduce women hate threads, braap threads, and trap threads).
It's shaping up to be a shitfest of drunken vulgarity, lewdness and bashing anime posters.
I'd say the first episode is a pretty spicy meme.
What do you want to see in future episodes robots?
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>>35679601
>favourite threads, replies, and exclusively /r9k/ memes
>women hate threads, braap threads, and trap threads
>shitfest of drunken vulgarity, lewdness and bashing anime posters
pure autism
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>>35679706
>pure autism
is just what we need
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>>35679601
make sure to rate your favorite threads with an x.x rating style
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Ever since I've started taking amitriptyline I've barely had a sex drive or a boner. Even watching porn doesn't really get me aroused unless I force it.
Is this a bad sign? I haven't jacked off in like 2 weeks and I just stopped caring. I don't wanna get low T.
To put in context I didn't jack off multiple times everyday like most posters on here before I took it (around 2/3 months ago), just maybe three times a week.
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Cmon fags I gotta know
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>>35679599
ask doctor about starting wellbutrin
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I guess it would've helped to note I'm not taking it for depression I use it for chronic abdominal pain.
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>tfw I forgot my dad's birthday was on the 18th
He's supported my neet life for a year by letting me live at home for free and I can't even bother to remember his birthday. What do I robots? Is it too late to try and get him something nice?
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>>35679404
Yes get him something nice dude
I bet he'll appreciate it
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>>35679404
My dad's birthday was today.
Believe it or not he's 90 y/o now and has a good health for his age.
Of course it is not late to celebrate his birthday, go and visit him, buy him a piece of cake or at least a hostess cup cake with a tiny candle on it.
These are the moments that we appreacite on our deadbeds, he will apreaciate it.
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>my birthday was on the 18th
i am father
son i am disappoint
who /healthy binge eater/ here
>had a can of butter beans
>then a big bowl of pinto beans
>then a can of green beans
>then a scoop of peanut butter
>not even 800 calories and i'm full
the other night i ate 3 cans of ravioli, 2 cans of spaghettios, half a box of corn flakes, 2 turkey sandwiches, some ice cream sandwiches, a box of little debbie nutty bars, and a quart of chocolate milk.
i think i'm going to make it
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>those tits
T H I C C
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ravioli coming in a can? the fuck is wrong with americans?
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>>35679418
chef boyardee is sold worldwide, jackass. crawl out from under your rock every now and then.
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Asian Penises are Beautiful 2017-03-21 05:20:48 Post No.35679346
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Asian Penises are Beautiful
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>Perfect-Sized
>No monstrous veins
>Graceful & Agile
>Adorable (Like a pokemon)
>Not a chore to suck
>Kinky color tone to highly erotic zone
>Pubic hairs are nice
>Hard as a samurai sword (Unlike mushy white dick)
MONSTER COCKS ARE OVERRATED.
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omw to penis-reduction surgery, thanks for the encouragement
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>>35679379
No, you doof. You just embrace your average sized willy and stop competing with horse cocks.
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>>35679346
>>Not a chore to suck
Not an issue for most of us, since we aren't faggots like you, OP.
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Why do normies have a tendency to blame the child on being dysfunctional rather than the shitty parents that caused that child to be dysfunctional?
I've noticed this trend here too "your parents must be so disappointed" "I feel bad for your parents etc"
Is there some kind of taboo around calling out shitty parents?
sure it's possible that the parents were great and the kid fucked everything up himself but a majority of a time it is the parents fault.
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Because loads of people have shitty or overbearing parents and still get over it and move on.
Robots are like the kids that never clicked that it was bullshit and rebelled.
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>>35679340
Why blame the parents? What made the parents dysfunctional?
Blame is stupid in general. Just fix the problem, don't try to pin it on somebody.
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The parents were capable of having sex with another person.
The child is not.
That is all that matters to normies, social status. They don't consider cause and effect.
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This guy slaps your ass and calls you a cutie while you are out walking with your gf.
What does she do?
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>>35679322
>makes me get cucked
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she laughs
I rear naked choke him unconscious
bouncer points at me
I give him thumbs up
>good lookin' out big bounce.
>drags the cunt out
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>>35679322
She'd probably be fine with me fucking him. God, she's the best.
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Why does my peepee look like he has lips? pic isn't him but he's very similar looking
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it norml
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He wants a kiss :((
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PEE PEE EAGER FOR KISS
ANON WITHOLD WILLY
BAD MAN
BAD BAD MAN
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When Stacy's Bonerdar detects your rocket 2017-03-21 05:13:38 Post No.35679210
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When Stacy's Bonerdar detects your rocket
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>Be me, 19 y/o beta in uni
>Wearing shorts
>In bus
>Stacy comes aboard and sits across from me
>IgotthisstaycoolFBIagentmode.exe
>She's wearing short skirt
>Dem legs
>Rocket rising a little elevation, goes unnoticed
>She swaps leg crossing position
>Feet are now pointing straight to me
>Body language websites say this is good
>Rocket rising
>Heart rate rises as I realise her bonerdar may notice
>Rocket reaches liftoff capacity, Stacy reacts by turning head and feet away
>Her bonerdar has gone off
>Feels bad but at same time she noticed my penis
>Rocket feels acknowledged and begins liftoff
>Jets full drive
>Stacys blinking at the rate I'll masturbate at later
>Atleast while sitting others haven't noticed
>Bus approaches next stop
>Stacy gets up before bus slows down, first one out
>Mfw can't get off at my stop for fear of more boner shame
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why can't you wear a cup in public?
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>>35679210
Girls never sat next to me on buses. Now I drive a car.
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>>35679271
dude, I think i filled the cup
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Did you ever hear of the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise
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>>35679204
If he was wise, why was he fine with being named like a plague?
Checkmate Sith
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>>35679221
The only other available names were "Darth Icky" and "Darth Insanius."
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>>35679241
At least Icky is short for Icarus
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how do you robots smoke pot with out mommy knowing. teach me bots pls
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>>35679169
They do it in the comfort of their own homes. If you use drugs regularly, you can afford to live by yourself
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>>35679169
Go outside
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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>>35679169
I usually smoke with friends in controlled environments (acoustic open mics, basement, friend's van) and drive home with the windows down to mask the smell but I can understand how that might be difficult for people on this board