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>>39549254
Live for yourself, get an escort and all that meme stuff

>>39549300
No human can truly enjoy being alone, that's a fantasy, it's a fucking lie to think you could ever be happy being alone.

No hope.
Not everyone has a chance in life. The universe is not fair. No one is entitled to anything or anyone and its survival of the fittest. Good luck.

Personally i plan on checking out once i hit 28 or so. When i become more of a burden to society by my existence and once ive had my fair share of it. I think 28 years is more than enough to get a taste of things. Even if i die a virgin.

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>TIJHEMOGKB

I've been on 4chan since around 2007.

lol

>>39549231
Not possible faggot you have to have been on the site from 2006-8 at the latest to be an oldfag. If you're some dumb fuck 45 year old who logged on to 4chan in '11 you are NOT an oldfag. There can be no more oldfags so quit asking

>>39549210
A man of impeccable taste. Everyone always says she's bad looking or bad at acting and ruined the Shining, but I can't understand it. She's a cutie! I saw a waitress at a cafe in Colorado Springs in 2010 who looked just like her.

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>>39549210
She's ugly. Pic related is prime cute.

Too bad she went crazy

>>39549193
illegal tobacco? wtf ur bullshitin me dog wtf do you mean by illegal tobacco shits like an oxymoron
also put a meth lab in your house

>>39549229
In my country, it's illegal to grow your own tobacco. The taxes are ridiculously high, so I grow my own on the down low and sell a bit on the side.

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>>39549394
oh yea i forgot people outside freedom and burgers ville went ventured on to this blacked streaming forum. thats cool respect. you should still build a meth lab though youll be like a mad scientist, all your elementary and middle school and your high school chemistry teacher will have massive respect for you, all around good idea as long as you can avoid the immenent threat of death by explosion at any moment part. or you could just sell xanax or that might be too white person a thing idk depends on where u live amigo thats crazy though illegal tobacco shit doesnt even get you high fuckin crazy is what it is

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>27
>biological clock is ticking
>but also don't want to go through childbirth changes
>those artificial wombs wont be ready til i'm like 40
>can only make downs babby then

I guess i'm why the white race is dying.

>>39549151
>Our only weapon is our bank accounts

Mine was. I had about $80k saved up, quit my job, did nothing for a year and a half and wasted it all. Now I'm a wage slave and more miserable than ever and it's all my fault. 30 years old and died inside sometime in my mid-20s.

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I didn't get a job making above average salary until I turned 28. That was this year. Feels like a late start but now we can make some progress towards early retirement. Hopefully I get about 250k invested and then switch to just Saturday/Sunday shifts. Should still net me about 50k, which is more than enough to live comfortably as a sad middle aged on. Do big titty gfs like halfway retired men? Where do they hang out so I can get one?

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To be honest, people posting this character is going to turn me into a furfag. I've had to consciously avoid saving pictures of her or looking her up even though I want to.

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>>39549554
isabelle is barely furry tbqh

>>39549134
haha it's all chubby

Just began watching this, thanks for ruining it for me.

Fucking spoilers Anon, haven't even finished it yet
Warn us next time

It's the real folk blues.

>>39548969
roasties getting btfo
https://www.xvideos.com/video22495437/hot_sexy_belly_punching

>>39550086
Most of those are baby hits and acting. The impacts barely enough to make the fat jiggle.

Show me some stuff that ends in intestinal bleeding, and you'll be talking.

http://youtu.be/bUaENuST8m4?t=5m24s

...well, it gets *me* off.

>>39548919
I'm a quick shot, but my first time I was anxious so I lasted about 15 minutes.

>>39548919
I'm virgin, but honestly, if the grill in question is a random twat you can just give 0 shits, and if it's someone important than I assume she won't be a crying normalfag

>>39548919
Anxious the first time, others in the room, so didnt finish at all. Humped this poor girl for a half an hour while my buddy was in another bed in the room with her friend wondering wtf was taking so long. She finally said "w-whats wrong?" and that was it, I gave up. Next day woke up with purple balls, climbed back on and was done in prob 5-10 minutes.

>>39548886
Green tea, and oatmeal with cinnamon and a handful of mixed nuts.

>>39548923
what kid of nuts? cashews and almonds are god-tier, i hope those were included.

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>>39548886
Fried up bacon and an egg.
>tfw eat the same breakfast every day which is just the above with ricce krispies cereal and a banana

>>39548882
I've never seen a normal looking, let alone a good looking, white guy who dates Asian women. It's a step down, like a whole stair from white women to gooks. Kepp thinking you're alpha though

look at how pretty they are.

that's reason enough

>>39548938
They look like two retards with Downs syndrome you blind rat

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>>39548872
>bent over to look at a flower when I was ten
>loose fitting shorts
>uncles dog
you know the deal

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>>39548872
>tfw no bitch in heat to breed

>>39548872
I find it both disgusting and a huge turn on, when a girl is getting knotted and she starts to actually kiss and tongue the dog. And then grabs onto the paws like she's literally in love and infatuated with the dog.

>>39548813
No, i'll never have sex with someone that doenst love me. i'll rather die a virgin than have sex withsomeone i dont love and i dont want to marry.

>>39548875
If you wanna be so picky, I better not catch you crying about being a virgin

I'm ugly and I don't have a personality so I can't talk to women

it's basically that simple

>>39548807
are you a guy or a girl
if you're a guy you should really be sure he's into dudes
also do you think he's into you at all?

>>39548807
When you're finished hint towards something to do to get closer with himand hopefully by God he takes the hint.

Also save yourself why waste your virginity to some guy who'll forget you

>>39548807
Pray you have 10/10 gaydar, or else he will literally run away or bash your face in.

>>39548795
>u are wasting your life because ur disgusting looks
well that's not really my fault innit

>>39548819
it is because you could've ended your life long ago

>>39548827
why tf would I do that? give the normalfags what they want? nah