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>>39366144
I hope but I doubt it. I miss the bushes of the 80s and 90s

gib big bush femanon gf immediately ty

No. If you look in normie circles you will see most normie males still hate the idea of a bush or even hair

Buy a ton of heroin or fentanyl on the dark web

>>39365856
if you are really into this I can help you out....... are you on twitter or reddit where we can dm?

Do you need some cash to do it proper? The worst thing that can happen is it's a botched attempt that leaves you worse off than before.

nice try tobacco lobbyist

I'd rather smoke weed because at least you get something out of it. Smoking cigarettes just seems pointless.

>>39365636
I had to quit smoking weed because I'm an embedded EE in defense industry, so I had to find another vice to soothe my crippling catastrophic anxiety.

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>>39365537
I dont mind vegans, but i do mind nazivegans that, if they could, would remove my liberty of eating whatever i like.
This explains enough and there is no rational reason to argue further.

>wanting to live 6 to 10 years longer

ya, no thank you

>>39365537
I could give a fuck less about vegans. do your thing man, just dont rub it in everyone's faces like you are some superior being for not eating meat. The worst thing is a vocal vegan who shames others for eating meat. Let me live my fuckin life and you live yours you sorry cunt.

With that being said, I only buy grass-fed, free range meat and local if possible. There is no need to be cruel to something that gives its life for our nourishment. The farmers who sell this stuff treat their animals like gods, speaking from experience living on a farm. I also love debating vegans over deer hunting as in most places they have no natural predators. Vegans/militant PETA would rather have them die of overpopulation disease and ruin farmland/property than have population humanely controlled by a person who loves and respects the animal for what it gives to us.

>>39365523
Who doesn't? "Straight" always belongs in quotes these days because kids are so sexually flexible.

>>39365523
my dick is confused

>>39365523
>I love corrupting "straight" boys
Dumb sissy white boi.

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>>39365463
Why just why? I want to know

>>39365463
What the KEK am I looking at?

>>39365481
he's birthing the new gay brain bug

You can sex all of them. Just don't be suprised when your future husband doesn't come off to your gaping hole inbetween your legs, because you decided to have a free spirit.

>>39365454
>guys can do whatever they want and fuck till their dicks are sore
>6 sexual partners
You're already a whore might as well ride the cock carousel

>>39365454
>I've gotten hot ones who just want a hookup or FWB, but I can't. Instead I'm sitting here alone probably sexless for months, I've finally reached a point where sex is meaningless and I'm just horny. Hell i'm 23 and had 6 sexual partners in my life.
>Guys can do whatever they want and fuck until their dicks are sore, nobody batts an eye. Screenshot is from a few days ago.
you're already kind of a slut. also, guys on tinder probably don't care about your number. go suck all the dicks, fembot. you have our blessing.

fucking weeb faggit.

>>39365540
Don't mind being called a weeb, to be honest.

I don't know man. I think people who brag about having sex are over compensating and are insecure about themselves.
Kind of like the person who talks fast and is extroverted in order to fill the silence because science scares them.

It's common for you because 4chan is the only social interaction you get. Homosexuality includes lesbians, so it's not a womens issue.

>>39365280
Because men are realising how good it feels to be fucked.

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maybe men are just getting sexier

Yes. I was odorless. Like, barely any smell and I had her soul pressed to my face and inhaled pretty hard. Was still fun to suck on her toes desu

i usually doesn't even come near other humans

>>39365316
Well that's disappointing. Had she just showered or whatever?

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here is another pic of the dude, she is even taller than him.

>>39364951
What is your strategy to win her heart OP? How do you plan to meet her again and what will you do then?

dude she was just being nice. Don't fucking add her.

>>39364882
hook a brother up with some sauce

>>39364882
>he thinks she's a loner
>he thinks she's a druggie and not just a basic bitch
>he thinks stick and pokes are anything unique or interesting in the year 2017
>he thinks she's sad and not just doing for her 'instagram personality'
How are people this naive?

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>>39364882
Found her brother

It's called being a man now quit your belly aching and go eat your gf's ass

>>39364838

It's up to you to decide which you are. But if she doesn't know, it won't do well for your reputation. If she ever finds out that is. I, personally, don't give a shit.

>>39364838
you are definitely garbage.

>>39364811
Immortality.
Origlarious.

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>>39364811

I want to be an immortal, blood sucking little girl.

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To have gf

>>39364791
My moms dead and you meant that you are a reply whore and want a successful thread so please stop doing this.

OP reply to this post or you will end up in a vegetative coma

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/this-morning-tv-producer-nut-allergy-brain-damage-amy-may-shead-a7905751.html

>>39364839
Ok sorry.

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