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Post other cyclical truisms
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2017-06-14 01:50:35
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>masturbate because I'm lonely
>lonely because I masturbate
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>>37704522
>Dont go out because i dont have friends
>dont have friends because i dont go out
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>want to live just to fuck every day
>getting fucked every day just for living
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>>37704548
This one hit home too hard
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>hug my sister
>she knees me in the testicals
who fell for the "hug your sibling" meme here? I get the feeling that it's some kind of low-incest shit
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>>37704494
>all these newfriends that don't know history
it's cute desu~
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>>37704494
A) Offer a hug by making a hug gesture and see if the other one is interested before you go in.
B) If rape hug is the only option, approach from behind.
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>>37704494
it used to be normal a few hundred years ago,
This new "siblings are cunts" meme is new.
My sister does the same.
You have to hug them aggressively and ironically with a pinch of salt, expecting a backlash. Then laugh it off.
My sister once sliced my hand between the thumb and the finger because I tried to hug her. Took a week to heal and I had exams later too. She was sorry.
You aren't nothing kid.
Friendly reminder to go listen to some Kevin Gates
The Patrician Robot rapper
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBaIcLh2Uuo
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>Please no bully in thread
Kevin Gates is dope artist.
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He's got a good message, but I just can't get into it. I need some degen music.
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black people should just carry on with their blues and jazz. man that's some good shit, much better than hiphop in my opinion. that said, at least this man seems to be more sensible than most of the genre, thinking further than shiny rims, clubbing and committing crimes.
I was going to give up junk food and coffee today but even though I see coffee as wagie fuel that ruins my sleep and ruins my gym strength, I can't really bear to do it. It energises me in the middle of a demoralising work day where I am the ugy loser beta (also on the street, but not with the same people constantly). I have been socialised to associate it with getting stuff done, even though I procrastinate endlessly. I haven't yet convinced myself to skip boring old "classic" books so why bother being non conformist and giving up coffee when I refuse to be non conformist and claim Jane Austen and Dostoevsky are boring as fuck.
I'm sick of always trying to look for philosophies of living and heuristics and etc. The only worthwhile advice that can be remembered all the time is to always be honest with yourself. But being honest gets the crowd piling up on you. Even lit cares about the crowd, no matter how much you talk about objective quality of books. If a book isn't endorsed by the academia-media-publishing industrial complex you don't give a fuck about it.
But another reason I won't give up coffee is that it brings up the issue of whether optimising my life like some dehumanised being is worthwhile. In notes from the underground one of the most memorable parts was when the narrator talked about acting in a perverse way to feel human.
Oh yeah, and it's hot and the many attractive women outside are demoralising to see. They see me as disgusting non Chad scum. Yesterday a woman asked me for directions and I pretended not to know, out of bitterness. She I would've laughed in my faceif I had asked out the 22 year old her.
Today is typical. Hopelessness and laziness building up to an epiphany in the evening where I realise the key to succeeding in every aspect of life at once is to focus on few things / focus on many things / do only things I find fun / do only things society deems important / forget about the question and just live life etc.
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>>37704450
This is your brain on Jordan Peterson.
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ive been embracing nihilsm and its honestly helping me,
coffee black has some health benefits apparently, all u really gotta watch out for is salt n sugar n u should b ok
just do what u gotta do man
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>>37704450
*sssssssip*
I'll happily "sort my room", Dr., but you see this task must wait until I finish this cup of coffee, it being my first cup of the day.
*taps mug*
If you won't respect my pronouns, please at least respect my rules.
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Anyone know how to break out of a state of apathy? And also gain motivation to do things? I don't even play games anymore, just lie in bed.
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If anyone here did, they wouldn't be here. I get bursts of inspiration maybe a couple of times a month, but the minute anything gets stressful, that's it, back to beating my dick to trap threads and not showering.
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>>37704545
I see, I have the tendencies. Except I'll only be motivated while my mind's on the thing that motivated me, as soon as I become occupied with something else I lose that inspiration. And I was kind of hoping a neet of the socially anxious or retarded variety would find this because it's not apathy or nihilism that's holding them back.
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How do I motivate myself to play Darksouls 3? I want to get the experience and appreciate the game as much as other people but it's literally "waste your time in a silent wasteland dying for 3 hours" the game. I struggle to get any momentum or fun out of it besides the bosses.
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Tfw already half of the year 2017 has passed
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Seems 2017 will be just another year of not getting laid
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>>37704340
>tfw I made a promise to myself that this year will be the year I lose my virginity
>already half of the year has passed
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>>37704297
femanon here
I know college is going so quickly and I've made so many friends but still
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I'm not hideous.
I'm not deformed.
I clean up well and look good in a suit.
All and all, I'm a pretty average, ok guy.
The thing is, I don't want an average woman.
I want her to be exceptional in some way.
I've tried my hand at being exceptional and I'm just not, i'm a perfectly acceptable, ordinary, average guy.
But I know I will never be happy with an 'average' woman. I can live with my dumpy job and my dumpy life and all my silver stars, but just once I'd like something truly special.
I'm a good person. I try hard, I did the best I could, I was dealt a bad hand and came up a little short. But I'd rather be alone than settle for the one thing in your life that is supposed to sparkle.
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>>37704265
>anime posting
sigh, you'll never figure it out dude. you're destined to fail at love
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From experience, you as an average person will just feel worse about yourself in your girlfriend's shadow, there is nothing she can do to make you feel less inadequate and chances are she's not interested in doing that anyway because that would put you on equal ground. "Gold star" chads and stacies are far too into themselves to care about how that might affect you and 9/10 times it is the very thing that destroys the relationship. Find someone who's not stuck up their own ass.
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>>37704265
I don't mean to sound unreasonable.
I know its intrinsically unfair.
But you know, my life has not been fair.
Just once I'd like it not to be fair in my favor.
I just want some raven haired beauty who was too cool for the blonde haired, blue eyed crowd, somebody who is maybe a little too perfect, a superwoman.
Someone who is too alien in their perfection for most people to develop a fondness for. Someone who is lonely and desperate and willing to do anything, someone who will let herself wrestle with pigs and get dragged through the mud not to be alone.
Let me be that mud. Let me be that pig.
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Does anyone of you have experience with Paroxetine? Today
I went to the psychiatrist for the first time because of anxiety
and being almost a shut-in and she gave me this prescription.
Will it make me more fuctional?
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>>37704077
no meds don't do shit
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Is that paxil? That shit is evil. Try pretty much any other antidepressant over that one.
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It's shit. Im on it. It does nothing to me. I used wellbutrin but it made me horny all the time. My uni friend has wellbutrin to function and ritalin to get shit done. They rarely give this combo for some reason and you can't ask for it because premeds always ask for it to get good grades.
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>getting a degree in social work
>"if you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best"
>single mom
>half-black child
>tattoos & piercings
>"i am down to earth"
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
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Femanon here
Why so bitter anon?
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What is the original point of this original thread exactly?
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>>37704259
Stop typing femanon here on every fucking thread do something with your life
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Is it possible to accept the inevitability of death?
Yeah yeah
>hu hu if u don wanna be ded ur not robot xD
I'm not a robot
But my brain is wired to think like one
I constantly think about the inevitability of death and it's the most depressing thing I can think of
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>>37704023
Focus on more immediate matters like getting a gf.
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>>37704023
BEE BEE BOO HOO
WAHHHHHH
seriously you should have been drafted into the army in the early 1900s or put in a gulag.
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After death you will be reunited with your waifu, anon
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>tfw no gf
who else knows this totally original feel?
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>>37703913
careful with that OP, OP
Its an /r9k/ antique
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Well, I just looked around in my apartment and I didn't find a gf. I also checked my recent messages and none of them have been sent to a girl. I guess I do know that feel
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>2017
>He doesn't have a gf
Catch up loser
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>be self-employed
>have a lot more money than any NEET who isn't a trust fund baby
>don't have to report to any Shekel grabbing boss, and work as many or as few hours as desired
I understand that wagies are hopeless cases; but why don't more NEETs become their own boss? Wouldn't it feel good to have more money than most wagies AND not have to bend over backwards for any corporate superiors?
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This should be obvious. It's way too much work. NEET life means lazy life, if you're already making it, why strive? And if you don't have enough skills or drive to get a simple job, a biz is a quantum leap from that
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>>37704027
Huh? If you Spend 10 hours all day on 4chan. You can slowly learn how to make some money online
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>>37704542
Wtf how? Not a chance you can make money of 4chan. Maybe 30cents from shilling "That first sip" on /fit/ but nothing else.
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ALL THE
SMALL THINGS
O_O
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>>37703584
>a 14 year old girl who never visited the gym has a better look than 99% of the ''fembots''
keep trying fembots tehee
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>>37703584
What small things?
My tiny miniscule penis?
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>>37703595
shes a small girl O_O
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>every second thread on r9k has ''femanon here'' type of person
Really makes you think
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>>37703582
Why does it matter? There are no rules saying "NO GRILS ALLOWED".
I'm a girl btw.
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>>37703582
>probably just one guy shit posting
really gets my noggin joggin
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>>37703582
there's some kind of mind fuckery going on
/r9k/ likes to abuse itself
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who else here /wanttodie/
i wanna die
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>>37703493
femanon here
every waking hour
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mananon here
nah not really
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>>37703565
>mananon
o-oh teehee. got skype?