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i was 20 ten years ago so shut up

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>>35455736
Have you reached wizard status yet? Or are you just a failed normie?

>>35455779
im 30, married
one had sex with one women, my wife
i guess im one of the lucky ones

i still consider myself some what robot as i relate to alot here

It's one of those things that all men know but nobody says IRL because women will instantly disagree with it due to their feelings-instinct.

Women genuinely cannot feel sadness with the same intensity/profundity that men do, ESPECIALLY in the context of romance. Men are the ones who have to consistently, time and again, bare their souls and open up to strangers when they seek companionship. What do women have to do? Just sit there almost dispassionately, similar to an interviewer interviewing candidates for a job opening.

Instead of hoping for them to fail, or experience your level of sadness focus on self-improvement.

They will never feel as painful as you did. It's futile to attempt to ruin their lives, or to wish they suffer.

They will never be as hurt as you, but you can be happier and more satisfied than they ever could be.

>>35455400
Women also don't need to be charming, witty or intelligent. They just have to look decent and play nice.
A man may be single for years if he can't rebuild his confidence. Men need confidence just to be with women. Women rarely initiate and show interest.

Now a woman who lacks confidence will have men comfort her and approach her.

>tfw march but it's already almost 90

KILL ME

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>not using a hidden camera app to get pics

But /pol9k/ told me that white people are incapable of being lecherous pedos

*unzips fedora*
Game on, kid

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>>35455201
*Runs your bath*

Hi there! I'm cleaning people so we all smell nice for our new refugee friends.

>>35455201
you say "sorry" and continue walking

there are canvassers for just about everything imaginable on my campus. it is not a personal affront to ignore them, hundreds of people ignore them every day

>tfw i'm a normal woman but feel worthless and i'm probably will end up alone because i am ulgy

>>35455167
first dibs, i'll take the 4/10 girl. good luck fighting over the 3- women and the dude.

>>35455175
post pics so we can see
also make sure they are lewd

where do yoju LIVE OP
pensibloxx

>>35455320
are you a girl with a dick?

>what causes this?
latent homosexuality

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>>35454896
tendies and macaroni and cheese

Idk but now I feel like browsing >>>/ck/ I like ck, so thanks. :)

>>35454896
where you get that tshit from?

>>35454766
Because they hold all the sexual power in a time where they are equal but still expected to be protected by chivalrous men.

Real life isn't like online dating.

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>>35454766
>Firstly, femanons, what are minimum requirements for a bf to you?
This isn't a thread for discussing standards you faggot, It's a poorly veiled /soc/ circlejerk.

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>tfw always feel tfw no gf
>but constantly fantasize about rejecting women

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>tfw no gf to look behind at as you jump over a no vehicles allowed barrier and she hesitantly follows and smiles at you taking her hand and heading off to a remote lake beach

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>tfw no gf to sit on my bed and listen to comfy music

>>35454574
Light a match and blow it out

It works every time, just rinse it under the sink just in case

how the hell is spraying lysol dangerous you pussy, just spray the damn thing.

>>35454610
>Lysol is a phenol like molecule intended to act as a disinfectant. Prolonged exposure to your lungs and mucous membranes is caustic. It can inflame these tissues and create difficulty with breathing and swallowing. Never Inhale these products. Use in a well ventilated room, spray away from your face into the center of the room. Perhaps shortly hold your breath when you do use this product so you don't accidently inhale the product as you dispense it.

>>35454389
Good: Found out I'm getting 500 pounds for my birthday
Bad: Heart palpitations all day

>>35454389
Good: comfy, dint have to do anything
Bad: another day spent lazy without any progress made

>>35454389
I talked to my oneitis, it was great.
But I can't force myself to do something useful, not sure if it counts as "happened". I also got so tired that breathing and speaking was painful.

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>>35454510
dsfgsgdser ersd

I keep badtripping and losing my sense of self from weed.
But I keep smoking ,dunno why.
Maybe cause I think it adds character to myself and keeps me from being boring.
God I'm sad and cringe worthy

I do this all the time. Bad trips are fun as long as you can remember you're just high and it'll end.

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>>35454147
>>35454711
>>35454886
>tfw I was just about to make this thread

I'm gonna quit smoking it now, I find that I enjoy my time more when I'm not smoking it, the bad trips were coming to often and now its just ruined for me. Maybe 1/10 times I smoke I a really have a fun high where I don't care, for some reason there was a certain time I smoked weed and it triggered my paranoia and anxiety, from the on I was never the same.

>>35453995
I hear there's lots of drugs up on Alaska. Apparently they legalized personal amounts of meth?? It sounds like a good gig, but I worry I'd slice myself with the filet knives. That's my only mental roadblock

What age requirement, OP?

>>35453995
How much does it pay first bucko it better be $20+ an hour

>>35453991
>They let you do it
>Let you
>""rape""

Shills leave

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>>35453991
jesus we're getting raided tonight boys

>>35454487
I wish
tumblr doesn't care about this place anymore