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>3 months from now

Get out, Chad, please.

oregenalum

>>35570778
Money, that's all.
If you live alone and have enough money saved then there's nothing to fear.

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>>35570760
Rest of the email.

Thanks for new thread

Will pin and check

Tell her her film should also feature the stark contrast between privileged good looking rich kids in the city people and average people in the tiny suburbs that haven't seen a girl their own age in months.

And don't forget to post timestamped tits to prove you're a fembot.

i attempted to put "what he said" but i got muted , GREAT WORK AS ALWAYS 4 CHAN -_-

>>35570725
if ur a fembot then how would you get pregnant? pathetic fuck stop going on anonymous websites and pretending to be a girl

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Had one, but her boobs were horridly mishapen. She was even down to gain weight. Sometimes I regret breaking up wither her, but now i have a chubby girl who I think is into me. Life will find a way.

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just buy a lovesac
then you have a beanbag chair and something to fuck

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>>35570688
I don't like posting in these much because the damn robot

Bump, I need more data

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Ill just do some general shitposting till people start coming here

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My everynight on omegle

Tell her that she did the right thing by dumping him and that she should find a man who can truly appreciate her. If she has personal problems she knows about, she should try to fix them and feel better about herself.

>This wouldn't have happened if you didn't divorce Dad

>>35570681
i don't think i could pull that off, and what's the use in it anyway? it won't reduce her attraction to fucking retarded chads she's had since leaving my dad
>>35570735
not divorce, they were never married.
also fuck off retard

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>>35570613
original unoriginal it's original

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Bump.

>>35570613
I actually don't have too much in the way of input on your chart. Sorry OP. Most of the stuff I either don't know or don't care too much about.

>red ensign flag

lol i bet you spend all day on metacanada and think you're fighting a race war

posting here or even just lurking here reinforces shitty behaviors and destroys self esteem. of course it's all just a fucking meme. leave this place.

>>35571822
No it fucking isn't. I swear I LITERALLY live in another world than you people. I haven't been able to get laid in my 26 years of life, I haven't even been able to experience kissing

>>35571877
I'm 22 and never gotten laid. I'm 4 years off of knowing how you feel.

You post and lurk here because people struggle with the same thing you do. You read what they post and think to yourself that yeah that's my situation too. Suddenly you start picking up personalities of thousands of anons and those anons among other anons. You're lying to yourself. There's nothing wrong with you other than yourself. All of the shitty things you think are the reason you aren't getting laid, are not actually the reason you're not getting laid.

Grow the fuck up, properly clean yourself(skin, face, hair, nails, showering), lift weights, talk to girls until it becomes second nature.

The only thing stopping yourself is you. Don't believe the other anons on here that tell you it's autism or some other bullshit. Believe in yourself.

>>35570509
Yes, unfortunately. Maybe it'll make a comeback someday.

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>>35570509

>see post
>decide to armpit fart for the first time since childhood
>tfw hand is soaked with stinky sweat

>>35570509
no i armpit fart profusely whenever i go to the grocery story with mommy

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you're going to have to sacrifice your code of honor. we're bad people and so we have to work autistically hard.

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learn how to program

you don't usually need any math experience past calculus (even calculus is pretty useless in programming because computers can only technically work in discrete quantities)

any time you need something that requires some insane high level math shit you can almost always just download a module someone wrote for it already. in fact that's over half of programming. just taking other peoples' work and sewing them together like some kind of human centipede

>in b4 some autistic performance-obsessed pedant who only writes in C REEEEEEEs about how i'll never be able to shave those previous 6 milliseconds off of my 10-second long process like it even matters for 99% of what people need at this point

>>35570501
>Everyone
lol I'm a photojournalist

>>35570427
I'd really like if fembots could comment on this. And just talk about their farts.

>>35570427
when i'm on my period i fart a LOT

like 20-30x a day

on a normal basis it's like 1-3x depending on what i eat

>>35570496
Do they stink? Are they long flappy farts or silent puffers?

>>35570380
6'

and yes I have a vagina.

>>35570380
My height, of course.

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Imagine being a blond blue eyed young White girl!

extreme constipation and damage to the colon is possible

>>35570343
>As the tolerance goes up, so does the lethal dose,
Not a linear function

It deadens your nervous system.

Have you ever been high on them? They completely impair your cognitive functioning.

The longer the abuse the more pronounced these effects will be. Your brain can recover once you stop but while using it will only get worse.

People usually start to feel phantom or psychologically induced pain with long term opiates as well.

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>>35570339
why do you guys orbit her so much? jesus fucking christ

Ciara/Elisa is not a bad person. She's a troubled woman who became addicted to drugs at an early age. She needs professional help and help from a friend that makes her feel worthwhile. Professional help alone is not enough. She needs a Chad.

>>35570385
She lubs dat sweet, sweet heroin tho

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>>35570297
> being a robot
> believing its going to be OK

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FUCK OFF ROASTIE WOMEN CAN'T BE ROBOTS

NEVER

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35570297
I can't listen to her voice, it causes me physical pain.