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Why aren't you collecting your black gf, r9k?
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>>39450548
She's probably in jail
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>>39450548
wait skin gets that dark? i thought that was some latex suit or something
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>>39450568
Women don't go to jail.

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Does any girl hate you?
>one day you wake up in that girl's bedroom floor
>you're 1cm tall, smaller than an ant even
What would you do? Would you try to get her attention? Is she cute or horrifying?
>in the rare case you're a fembot tell us what would you do if you found a tiny guy you didn't like
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Posting some size difference in the meanwhile possibly related
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I won't post much more though, maybe two or three posts
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Would she be cool about it or try to abuse you? Can you actually ask her?

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>black with an average dick
everyone expects a bbc

what should i do?
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>>39450517
the bbc is a myth, even among black folks
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Become asian.
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>>39450517
Blame the jew porn industry for creating this myth.

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>tfw no khv long haired bf to love unconditionally, play vidya with, & fuck 24/7
>im too afraid to talk to anyone from my college despite there being a million thots in each of my classes

why even live desu?
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>>39450445
>why even live desu?
good question
i've not yet discovered the answer, and everyday i feel like i m getting further from it.
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>>39450445
if you a thot hit me the fuk up money!!
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>>39450980
suicide pact? hehe xd

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>tfw no titcowanon gf
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>you will never titfuck a femanon
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>>39450480
>like not even once, literally not at all
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where did the titscows do

did we drive them off

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I'm 22 now. I feel like I'm too old to be a virgin. Like it's no longer "cute", it's just pathetic. How do I mentally accept this?
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>>39450417
>Like it's no longer "cute"
Its never cute... wait, are you a roastie?
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>>39450417
Think about me whenever you feel sad because of it. I'm a 23 khv.
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>>39450417
Just a year older than you anon. It sucks whats worse is being a NEET with no career or . never went to uni and im probably too old to go anyways

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Did Elliot Rodger ever talk about MGTOW? I know he said things like "men should never give up" and "men should take what they want" but beyond that I don't know if he ever addressed MGTOW.
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>men should never give up
Thats not really an MGTOW thing to say
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>>39450388
I talked to Elliot on puahate. No, he never talked about mgtow. Only his hate for asian interracial couples
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>>39450388
Elliot never talked about it but based on what we know of him he would have thought MTGOW was for faggots and dorks and far beneath him.

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Why are we denied our biological need and right to mate and breed
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>>39450277
Because you never adapted socially
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>>39450277
it's not a right
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>>39450277
It's not a right. Rather content yourself with your hand or get a sex toy or something.

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>tfw no sadistic, elegant gf
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>>39450265
>sadistic, elegant
Surprisingly good taste Anon
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>>39450265
>elegant
>dressed in slutty fetish shit
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>>39450300
Elegance has more to do with behavior and conversational skills.

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Have any of you tried Kratom? I take 4-6g a day and it really helps me get through doing shit I hate doing. Beats the shit out of coffee because no jitters
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>>39450234
Feels good but gives me bad depersonalization if I have it more than once a week or so. Tried reducing dosages but same thing. Not sure it's good long term.
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I have 1 kilo of various strains. Been using every day because it gets rid of my anxiety and actually makes me feel good about myself. Going to have to give this up because of that.
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>>39450306
>depersonalization
interesting, I havent experienced this at all yet. It helps lift my depression, so I would say in general it gives me the energy to do things I like to do.

>Not sure it's good long term

For sure, its absolutely a risk. But its a risk im willing to take at this point.

/mbti the thread/ thread
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first for ISTP is best
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That's some great quality picture.
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>>39450158
nice thumbnail m9

>be me
>in dollar tree
>see sloppy joe (pic related)
>decide to have for lunch
>buy it
>at lunchtime on construction site
>peace of shit can opener my stupid sister bought can't open a fucking can
>take mini small knife to pry open can
>it fucking snaps on me
>somehow open it up
>sause flys all over me
>wipe it off
>get fork and look for meat
>there is no meat
>just this OVERLY saluted tomato sause
>look at the can
>under the SLOPPYJOE and above the BIG PICTURE OF A SLOPPYJOE it say in tiney words "sause"
>its just the sause
>this is my lunch plus a few pretzels
>what the fuck

JUST!
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>>39450142
Learn what cooking is before buying cans of ingredients next time. If you are buying lunch at a store just get something fresh.
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>literally says "sloppy joe sauce"
>OP is too retarded to read the can properly
>"REEEEE!!! FALSE ADVERTISING!"
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>piece of shit can opener
Every single time someone had claimed a can opener was shit, I took it from them and opened the can. They all function the same way, you might just be too retarded to use it.

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Why do so many people seem so hesitant about the idea of a woman submitting herself to a man completely? It seems like an unpopular idea. Or they'll go really far out of their way to let EVERYONE know that she's totally okay with it, so it's cool guise.

Am I just crazy?
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>>39450084
Because women are human beings, too? Do you realize how mentally unstable you would have to be to completly submit yourself to somebody? They are literally individuals, you fucking faggot.
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What is complete submission, exactly? And why would that be desirable?

I like my girls as good friends I can sleep with.
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>>39450084
>>39450857
Hmm

I mean that's what me and my first girlfriend did. We are both borderline, at the time really onto drugs. She would do anything for me and I would do anything for her. Fucking insane. And still kind of that way. But whenever one of us was mad at the other it became toxic. So much entitlement over the other, how they should make us feel. We ripped each other apart. And it wasn't just me. I can't tell if it was her making me crazy or if I would have been that way with a calmer person. Im pretty sure she started the craziness. But I sure has hell ended it when I broke up with her.

Here's a conundrum for you, robots:

Let's suppose you meet the Korean cutie of your dreams. You're together for a substantial time, and she's everything you've wished for. No complaints.

Now let's suppose one day she reveals to you she has already had lots of surgery done. Because it was so expertly achieved, you never had a clue.

Would you still continue your relationship?

1) No, she is faking her appearance and she's not the girl I once loved.

2) Yes, her face now, regardless of surgery, is the face I'm in love with.

Pick ya poison, bub.
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Yeah sure
I really don't care that much
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why could i care about that? as long as she doesn't try to make me pay for more surgeries
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i dont mind

where did u meet the korean qt?

koreans are the best. im personally in love with korea and was just browsing sites to learn korean with someone. i dont think i have it in me to learn by myself, its too hard and too much work

maybe with a girl or something. i detest white whores who ride the carousel and are smug

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What's it like to go to the gynecologist as a girl?
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>>39450017
It is literally exactly like the image you posted.
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>>39450017
>as a girl?
opposed to going as a boy?
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>>39450055
>opposed to going as a boy?
Yes


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