>Anon, why are you so quiet? You make Jessica scared.
Cuz Jessica makes shitty bait threads and I'm giving her the silent treatment to show my scorn.
>>38393943
I never said I wanted to rape her!
>shrug
i dont actually shrug my shoulders
i say "shrug" and carry on looking at the menu
>9yo girl holding dad's arm while kissing him on the mouth
>straight out of a CP intro
>this is considered acceptable because they're terror victims
https://www.aftenposten.no/amagasinet/i/GVOoV/Terrorlastebilen-i-Nice-knuste-beinet-til-Greg-og-sneiet-datteren-Lola-9-Familien-kjemper-fortsatt-med-a-finne-fotfeste
>>38393909
yep that little girl is fucked in the head for life
>>38393909
dog, you're fucking disgusting for seeing things way
>>38393909
Love is love. Stop being so pedophobic.
Looks like our girl is "growing up" ;)
Damnnnnn
Looking nice and thique
where did those titties come from
>>38393898
too bad her face is still ugly as sin
Why doesn't Robot just give himself up as a sex slave to an older man? Just saying: if you don't have a purpose, might as well find a way to offer yourself in an arrangement that will be mutually pleasurable to both you and another person.
You'll be fed and housed and you'll enjoy physical and sexual intimacy, while your master/owner will enjoy your body and your help in domestic tasks.
>>38393878
I ain't gay hombre.
>>38393878
I would totally do this if he was in good shape and didn't look terrible.
>>38393878
>tfw no qt bf
i want qt twink bf not masculine bf
Leafies fucking nudes. Roast ahead.
>>38393871
He's got a nice cock not gonna lie
>>38393871
oh geez. this must be so embarrassing for the guy.j/k he deserves this
>>38393871
Too bad about his girlfriend thp
She's the hottest girl of my school year.
They're all cuties
bunch of whores
>>38393810
Do you live in the boonies pham
Alright /R9k/ since the last Zeemaps map has been around for a long time and a lot of people there are nowadays AFK, not responding, or just normalfags, I decided to create a NEW zeemaps map.
Right now it's empty, but soon it'll become full of pins. Also, another difference with the previous map is that this one is meant exclusively for robots and fembots, which means that if you are a /soc/ fucktard, maybe you should fuck off there. I'll delete any camwhore or normalfag in the map, this is entirely for people of /r9k/ who search to know about other people.
I didn't add genders and shit like that, so i guess you'll need to specify that in the description of your pin (also we avoid the typical pin that gets ignored because it's not a female).
The rest of what you need to know is in the map description. Just read there, and if you have any question, ask it out here
Link to the map:
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2618382
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2618382
>>38393798
Keep in mind that since it's a new map, maybe some stuff needs to get fixed. Feel free to report it to me. I'll edit the map if something is missing, too
sage goes in all fields
this is dumb op there's a perfectly fine map already
stop
>not for normalfags edition
Just posted my pin and I'm about to go out to the club with my mates. See ya later /r9k/
Come share your original content in the robot artists thread
Here's a song I just wrote that I wanted to share
https://youtu.be/UFYGRQ1R7LA
Tell me what you think I like the baby poison me some more chorus in this one
noice
originally
>>38394982
thanks man any criticism?
>>38395062
nope, keep practicing guitar.
>finally find someone to talk to on the internet who doesn't immediately try to fuck me or ghost me
>already constantly fantasizing about how we're going to be best friends and how this is finally my chance to become a normal person with friends and how we're going to hang out and watch movies or go out and do fun normal things
>or even start fantasizing about how they're also a loser and I can have someone to share my loser weeaboo hobbies with and we can talk to each other about them or hang out and watch shitty cartoons together
How do I stop doing this? I just want it to end. I know that they're not really going to become my close friend and that we're never going to hang out and that we barely talk but I can't fucking help it. I hate being a friendless loser so, so much.
It's like I'm so lonely that anyone who takes any time out of their day to talk to me and ask me about mine instantly becomes my best friend by virtue of there being nobody else in my life. I know it's stupid and pathetic but what the hell else can I do?
I feel like if there was at least one person in my life who cared about me and was interested in me, even though I'm boring and pathetic, I would be okay. I would care about them and be interested in them too and we could be friends who are both boring but at least we would have things in common and things to share. I feel like having even one friend would make it easier to make others and become more normal and happy. If you don't have anyone it's so hard to act like a normal social human being because something inside of you desperately reaches out to others and it's like they can smell your loneliness on you. You end up making requests that just don't make sense given the context of the relationship. You ask them to hang out with or spend time with someone who must practically be a stranger to them, or share parts of your life that they just don't care about because they don't know you and don't want to.
Sometimes I get so lonely it feels like it's suffocating me. I feel like I'm not even real anymore, or at least no longer human. It feels unreal to go through life almost completely unnoticed by other people. I feel like I could stand in the middle of the road and start yelling and everyone would just look away. Does that make any sense to anyone?
How do I stop fapping to my ex gf? Any normies know how to deal with this issue?
>>38393653
you dont. I still fap to my ex to this day 3 months after. At this point im 100% sure I will never be in a relationship with another human, so might as well
>>38393653
>Wants advice from normies
This is exactly why >>>/adv/ exists, now fuck off
>>38394270
Google 4chan or reddit meetup.
Tell me if you ever want to visit the hellhole adv.
No.
I could be a chad if I had contact lenses instead of glasses, but I have a phobia of contact lenses
Most chads I know wear glasses
>>38393675
There was a time when I broke mine and had to go without them for a week, even girls I already knew were suddenly a LOT more interested when I didn't have them
dont wear glasses, get girlfriend and then start wearing glasses again
>oh you wear glasses anon? i never knew!
now shes already in love with you and doesnt care about you wearing glasses
Who here has minimum stuff?
E.g I try not to hold much value in material things but the things are buy are very high quality and almost everything I own fits in my backpack.
I plan on having as little stuff as possible until I settle down and start a family and even then what I buy must hold a good value and not be some trashy plastic disposable shit.
Am I autistic or clever?
Not fitness related
>>38393585
Idk dude
When the apocalypse happens you good but currently you're just a fake hobo
>>38393585
Pretty sure that's autistic
I'm in the same boat also tho
Serious replies only: Is it possible to find a relatively pure girl that's 25+ yo?
Definition of purity:
> slept with less than 2 guys.
> at least college education, not in mininum wage jobs
> no children from previous relationships
> never do drugs, or smoked
> likes to read and doesn't go out every other night
>>38393567
try a muslim women if you're desperate for a "pure" women
yea she could even be interested in you if you werent a judgmental douchebag
Yes
seemy girlfriend
>tfw you know if you said the right keywords in a certain order you could have a gf by now
>mfw I could get a gf today if I knew the correct sequence of words to use on them
You cant just say the words in any way though, it has to be a certain way. And you have to present yourself correctly
Bro I have the eact same thought. Literally just being able to say the right words can accomplish anything.
I stopped looking into mbti a while back but you must be a very heavy dom Ti user like me. We view everything i life as a system that can be manipulated to achieve ends our problem is usually just being too fucking dumb lazy or ignorant to do so.
While people with high Fe are completely unaware of the system society and socialization works on yet can amass large amounts of friends and followers just by having charm and actually liking people.
I believe the secre to charm is legitimate non-needy interest and fondness for the lives of others which is something us on r9k are too far gone to ever achieve
>>38393387
>if I left my house and met a girl, there are certain words that if said in a certain order would get her to tell me her phone number or even have sex with me
>tfw even if i knew the words, i'd never know what order to say them in without losing my spaghetti
I wish there was a similar rule for gay stuff.
>>38393384
Good thing Moot wasn't and Hiro isn't a bigot like you.
>>38393384
Who do you want to force all the gay stuff into /mlp/ ?
>>38393404
keep that shit in /lgbt/