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Yeh man buzzcut for life

I need to get back to doing this. Haven't cut my hair in almost a year.

>>35880079
I know a guy who spends 25$ to get a barber to buzz his head
Fucking dumb

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>>35880034
Is Tay Tay Swift eating dinner with us?
That's weird.
Hey after dinner, I'll show you my dank memes and piss collection.

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>smile to my family and say hi
>sit down at the table with them
>put some food on my plate
>eat my food while speaking to none of them, all i do is watch them talk
>i finish my plate
>head to my room
>i don't even care. validation is nothing to me anymore. no ones opinion intimidates me and it feels good.

Third from the left looks like Taylor Swift.

>>35880025
he propably removed all the vegetables from it and added some fat so that your fat heart will fail even sooner

>>35880025
How do you know he was a muslim? If he had a turban he was a sikh who have a religion based on killing muslim and hindu overlords.

>>35880156

sikh's get a bad wrap, they look similar to muslims so they end up being associated with them shame really.

Lolol i love browsing thus board you guys are hilarious

Even if you had friends, a sex life, possibly even the girl of your dreams it still wouldn't make your psychological disorder go away. You would have to work on that before any of that would even be remotely worth pursuing. "Working on it" has no guarantees. Even after the therapy and drugs nothing is promised. But you? You're not even going to make it that far. It's too easy just to blame someone else. Blame all the successful and happy people for your own weakness. That's why you are who you are.

You are not "mentally ill." There is nothing recognizably wrong with you that can be diagnosed. It certainly can't be fixed. You are not broken, the world has not kept you down. What is wrong with you is something so fundamental and intrinsic to your being that it is impossible to change. You are simply "other" and everyone knows it. You were born this way and you cannot change it. You can't chalk it up to a fake disorder or bad parenting because there is no other way for you to be. You are a robot.

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>>35879899
This is a friendly reminder and that wagie is a cuckold.

What if I work as an independent contractor?

>>35880343
that's an entrepeneur

>2017
>Not having a reverse mohawk

>>35879892
Never understood why people need to get this shit. Express yourself through your actions, not your appearance.

>>35879892
grow metal-tier hair instead
have girls start conversations with you using your hair as an opener
???
profit

only downside is that it takes several years

You can always make up for it by lifting, working on your prsonality, and getting rich.

Date Mexican girls. They rarely grow over 5'5" so they don't have any 6 ft requirements, they just want you to be taller than them.

>>35879918
>>35879940
Don't listen to these fags OP, I'm speaking from experience when I say that your life is pretty much over

>>35879729
But anon I don't care

>>35879848

Such a great album. Some weird sin is my favorite

it's natural to care what people think about you since for 99.99999999% of human existence it really did matter what the people physically around you thought of you because you only knew the same 25 people in your tribe your whole life and if they excluded you from the group you'd probably literally die

however in modern day life it's good to keep in mind that people are staggeringly unobservant and will not notice the things you are insecure about and even if they did everyone has their own problem, while you might be thinking they are laughing at your acne in their head they are probably thinking about how they tell their kids they have to put the dog down or whatever their own bullshit is

So what's the problem? I'm not seeing one.

Weed is already normie as hell. In fact you could argue that this makes it less normie. No doubt you've seen posts like "You're normie enough to get weed, REEE" but now you won't even need connects to get it.

What a fucking sheep.

origo family computer by nintendo.

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noise rock and shoegaze

I like a little bit of everything to be honest,

Orchestra,country,jazz,big band,80s pop,rock,metal doesn't matter to me.

>>35879731
Who the hell would ask you that? Those threads are for failed normies, right?

>>35879728
Please write a book. Reading this made me kinda hard.

>>35879728
your fantasy would be alright if it wasn't for the fact that if we think about everything you related and put it in a realistic light then I highly doubt they would be interested in someone like you or me.
in fact they would only ravish the top 10% thanks to their instinctive eugenicists behavior of having the best of the best, they already behave like in your fantasy.

Who is this?

Oreg

Ingrown hair, was forced back into skin due to pressure from underwear.
Dig it out with tweezers.

its a tick and u scratched it

>>35879693

It's cancer, cut it out before it spreads.

Did she use tongue?

>>35879660
>Did she use tongue?
Yes, alot

>>35879646
escort?

hookergano.

>>35879637
Where's the third arm coming from

>>35880386
And why does it have six fingers

>>35879637
how'd she arch her back that far

I am dating a half-asian girl right now.

half ones are prettier

>>35879598
half of course