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how do straight edge bots deal with the bad days?
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I don't drink I don't smoke anything if I'm having a bad day I just go to sleep or watching anime
Anime really helps me a lot or just playing a game for a couple hours before I have to go to work
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>>36214694
used to watch anime but i realized how fucking shit it was
now i just stare at the nothingness or just sleep
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I just do satanic rituals and what not. I know it doesn't mean anything and they never have any effect but atleast i am not a drunken mess or coughing up a lung. (Though a part of me does think these stupid rituals do have some sort of impact. )
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>Omg ewww anon! You watch those silly childish asian cartoons? Gross! You should be ashamed of yourself, creep!
>OMG anon what! You don't like eating ass? Woow you're such a creep AND a virgin. every guy loves eating ass and of course you dont. You should be ashamed of yourself!
True story
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That reminds me. I still haven't eaten my older mommy girlfriends ass but i really really want to.
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Where did this ass eating meme come from? I'm friends with tons of normies and I've never heard them mention it. Pussy eating, yes, but never the asshole.
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>>36214575
the burden of jojo fags.
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What recreational activities are superior to video games? Do the tradcons have an actual point?
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Might as well post this one as well
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That is the hottest snake porn I've ever seen. Post more.
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>>36214545
Having sex with your wife, play with your kids or going to the pub with your friends.
Also hunting
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Give each of them a MBTI personality type.
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G is INTP
Original comment boop
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A - ENFP
B - INFJ
C - INTJ
D - ENTJ
E - INTP
F - ESFP
G - ESFP
H - INFP
I - ISTJ
J - ESTJ
K - ESTP
L - ENFP
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>>36214537
C for ISTJ
t.ISTJ
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>be me
>scared of growing up and becoming a man in society
>want the dream girl so bad that i'm trying to become her
>wear her like a corpse, a puppet
>live entire life wearing a mask that i dangle about in the faces of others
>only redeeming features are entirely sexual
>turn into a living, walking artificial whore with a tiny shrunken cock
>have a damaged chimeras body stuck between man and woman
>hormones make it so i have this dark line on the underside of my cock where my labia would have been
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totally hot honestly
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>>36214520
My manly nigga.
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>>36214520Tee hee xddd :p I'm a qt trap just look at my qt succubus shirt xdd :DDD which you should buy now at redbubble dot com give me some SHEKELS don't you just love my shirt haha xddd lol it's so cute and look I'm wearing girls clothes uh oh aren't I just sooooo lewd~ gasp what do you mean I'm so cute?!! I'm s-stuttering like i-ive g-got s-serious b-brain d-d-d-d-d-damage.......... You couldn't possibly want to do something lewd to me after I just said I wanted it!!!!!! Look at all my emoticons *~* iwo owo uou uwuah it's so cute I'm so cute you should think I'm so cute just like a girl haha but I am a girl (male) after all what do you mean I smell like cum all girls do right????? :3 maybe you should just fuck me nao I want a duck so bad look just how much my shrived up estrogen enriched peepee... I mean feminine penis ;P is bulging in my leggings^_^ they're so tight and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute I'm so cuuuute~~~tilda~~~~~ just cover me in your cum oh no I've got some steam notes hope they're from cute Bois oh Anon just look at me I'm so sad ;_; hug me I'm so smol u know I'm only 5 '4 isn't that so cute~~ I need a trip how do I make one???!! I hope you don't hit on mee
This is literally how ridiculous you sound and look. Fuck off retarded faggots.
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I recently asked out a girl on a date for last Saturday. She said yes but cancelled on me a few hours before we were supposed to meet up because of college stuff.
Naturally, I thought of this as a rejection, so I didn't respond and forgot about her.
But now she just texted me out of the blue asking "Hey, are you free this weekend?".
What am I supposed to think of this? I thought she rejected me. Or did she actually have no time?
Help me, /r9k/...
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Pardon me, this wasn't last Saturday, it was actually the week before. So it was about 1.5 weeks ago that we were supposed to meet.
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bump this original theraad because im clueless
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>>36214515
It means she's on the fence about you. Yes, the first time was a rejection. But at least she took initiative the second time.
You should give her a chance.
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Do you like apples? Whats your nicest fruit?
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>>36214469
Apples are fine, I can't say I have any favourite, but cutting up and mixing apples, oranges, bananas, raisins, pineapples etc etc is awesome.
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>>36214469
crisp purple grapes.
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>>36214469
Thanks God to be alive to taste this.
What's your fruitfu, bugs ?
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>tfw depressed after I found out my waifu is a coalburner+whore.
how can i overcome this?
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>>36214461
how did you find out fampai?
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>>36214480
r9k told me. even warned me before but I was blinded by love.
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i just ate a whole bag of potato chips ;_; she used to be the qtest thing in the world and now pic related is what she posts on instagram. how can she be such a whore?
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Is this the Robot Handbook?
>Gregor Samsa wakes up a bug
>Doesn't freak out
>avoids problem by going back to sleep
>Only gets out of bed by slowly rolling, telling himself that it's progress
>Cant talk
>hides in his room all day every day
>Probably has a crush on his sister
>Father hates him, and is disappointed
>Mother cares for him, but is actively hurt by that fact
>Caring family abandon him
>Has a waifu (magazine cut out)
>Defends her against intruders
>Plays with his own filth
>Cant make his own meals
>Only contact with the outside world is longingly looking out the window, wondering why it is that he doesn't belong though he's always done his best to make his family proud and do what the world expects from him, but despite this, for no reason that he can find, it isn't, and can't ever be, enough
>when he dies his family celebrates with a vacation
I don't care if you say that Gregor Samsa isn't /ourguy/ he's more of a robot than anyone here.
At least he has the excuse of being a bug. What excuse do you have anon?
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>>36214420
More like the tale of a robot.
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>>36214420
Kind of.
Also, reallife Kafka had daddy-issues so I guess that kind of fits the whole theme too.
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>>36214420
You left out some major points though
>was originally loved by everyone
>was also the bread winner of the family, supporting everyone while never treating himself
>worked his ass off to be an exemplary employee
>fate just fucked him over hard for literally no reason in a way that was impossible to recover from
>father kills him with an apple because he became ugly and embarrassing to look at
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About to get my paycheck today what should i buy?
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>>36214396
>what should i buy?
a nerf gun
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>>36214396
why do you just have an unironic pic of blacks with prettyboy dreads on your PC
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>>36214396
weed dude
What else?
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can you get mouth canser from orall sex? does the vajina juces causes canser?
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If she's has stds yes
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>>36214379
are you sure? doesn't juces contained canser?
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>>36214536
>>36214744
that post is to you.
>you can't make make fun of fat people or slutty women, who choose to be this way
>making fun of brainlets is A-OK
Why is society so unfair? There is literally nothing you can do about being low IQ, no matter how hard you try, nothing.
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>>36214185
You can move to sub Saharan Africa and be a relative genius.
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>>36214185
its ok anon
everything will be fine
i love you
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>not making fun of all of those things and telling people who nag you to eat shit
Brainlet, just because people tell you that you can't do something, it doesn't actually bar you from doing that thing.
Fuck those fags.
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>Wanna come defend jewish settlement with us, anon?
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>>36214112
>defend the jew
No thanks
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Americans are the true Jewish.
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Moot is a white man.
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I WANNA HAVE SEX RIGHT NOW!!!!
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Then buy a hooker. Jesus, you are helpless anon
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man is fish, escort is water, go to water and be relax.
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Sex sucks. I had it last night for the first time and was underwhelmed.
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Does anyone have experience in tanning beds? I'm pretty confident about most myself but I'm pale as shit and I've seen a good tan turn a 5/10 to a 7/10
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i've never but st tropez has good stories, acc to some friends i know. also i asked them and i would've never been able to tell. its really natural loooking
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also i think it was the gradual shower one
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They help with anxiety and depression if you have those.
You feel great for awhile after tanning if you haven't seen the sun in years like the typical r9k
I used to tan 3-4 times a week when I was pale as fuck. Helped me greatly with that insecurity about looking like the kid from the movie powder
Go tan op