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caffeine right now because I don't know anybody for personal reasons

Wahahaahahhahahaha anon! Holy fuck anon! I thought you'd never ask! I'm stoned OUT OF MY MIND on... WEED! Smoke weed every day you ninny! You fucking ninny muggins! I'm high as FUCK right now holy shit tutti fruition I'm in a fucking high ass condition! Man you gotta get high and jack off! You are a faggot! An actual homosexual! WAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA holy cow... WEED out!!!

>>39268182
Nicotine, caffeine, kratom, tramadol, adderall, hydrocodone.

Want to try ma huang but I can't find any information on it, much less a source

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I'm glad to hear it. I don't follow h3h3 anymore but Ethan and Hila didn't deserve this

>>39268161
>celebrating a jew robbing someone of their money

last time i watched h3h3 was when hugh mungus was blowing up, why is he making so many jake paul videos?
and why is he still with that big nosed jew roastie

>>39268054
Too short is not perfect, too tall is not perfect either, but who cares? Don't be insecure about it.
Height doesn't matter, guys should learn this too. I'm 5ft7, it doesn't make me attractive but I don't care. If this is a deal breaker for someone, I'm okay with them.

Short girls are really cute! Especially if they wear diapers around the house!

>>39268111
>stole my trips for a couple of milliseconds.
Filthy bastard.

Social media was a mistake ifjfj

I'm a female cyborg and I have 3500+ insta followers and regularly get 200+ likes on my posts. Though to be fair I'm an aspiring alt model.

>>39267946
Desperate Indians and other betamales spread out to the less popular women on social media, because it makes them feel like they have more of a chance with her than someone who's efamous.

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get straight to the point, what is the [NORMALFAG STAMP OF B URSELF] approved clothing?

>>39267743

plaid boxers
autism shoes (new balance)
dad jeans
glasses with transition lens
black T shirts with nothing on them
white socks
wallet in his front pocket not back
shorts that go below the kneecap
gets his haircut at supercuts or any of those chain "barbershops"

All of those are a dead giveaway

>>39267783
Only hit 2 of those feels good

>>39267568
larper be gone

>Fembot

What is this nonexistent word people keep using? Also kill yourself, roast.

I love how most of you are honest.

If she fucked up once 30 years ago then maybe I could forgive the person. Honestly keeping it a secret all the time would hurt more than her having a one night stand.

>>39267559
your dad is a dick. 30 years ago is a loooong time

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>>39267611
>>39267678
Hi r*ddit

If you're in school, college, or have a job, you already can't post hate comments online.

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>>39267497
>Get arrested for loli, some kinds of porn, anti muslim "hate" speech, being racist, being a nationalist, and a fuck tonne more

What do they not get arrested for?

>>39267497
if you're dumb enough to post that kind of shit under your real name (or with any other means of identifying yourself) you deserve to be in jail desu

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>>39267366
I would

Originalio

>>39267366
yes.
what kind of question is that? is the picture supposed to be disgusting?

>>39267366
lol this looks straight up like a girl I fucked.

is there a sauce on this?

>>39267101

Fags

t. Fascist

>>39267101
>leftist authoritarians fighting rightist authoritarians
the more damage antifa and the alt-right do to each other, the better

>>39267101
Fags

t. Centrist

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>>39267023
Because I'm bedridden after surgery and every night they force me to sit through CNN's and MSNBC's Trump/Russia propaganda. I haven't left the couch in a week and I have to put up with Rachel Maddow's smirking dyke face EVERY FUCKING NIGHT. Not to mention hearing my brainwashed, boomer father insist that everything on the internet is a lie and the only 'real news' is the stuff on TV.

>>39267023

They dont like my girlpillz desu

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Because my mom is a condescending bitch who literally thinks I'm incompetent and calls me retarded all the time.

It's harassment, but hopefully I'll be out of here soon.

>>39266939
Not really, those women are clearly STD infested prostitutes.

id be interested in hearing their life stories but i dont think id be sexual with them, unless i had twenty layers of ceran rwrap

Post her picture, OP.

This is an original comment.

>>39266933
Like taking a shit over and over and over again.

>>39266957
Sounds hot, I mean sometimes when I take a really big shit, when I push hard and finally get it out I sometimes leak precum, does that mean I'd enjoy anal sex?

>>39266988
That sounded way hotter than it should

>>39266905
No. Who has time to give a shit

Yes.
Like how their dicks aren't big or some jew took some penis skin.
But it's more autistic for men to do it senpai.

>>39266905
The very rare few get upset when they aren't bigger but about 90% that have cowtits that i've talked to wish they were smaller or at the very least not so damn heavy.

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First for the Army, Enlist Today!

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>>39266818
Evening lads.
Second for waifus
post em'

Ok, to clarify some confusion

Someone Almost certainly BritNormie has been writing 'ShipAnon fanfiction' with these stories about a mythical ex called 'Susan'

What I meant was that my actual ex just messaged me (Not named Susan)