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memories of a time when i was truly happy and there was still magic left in the world

and this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxOAVi4JziA

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i want to sleep forever

and dream

about laughing beneath the red lamps
with you
your smile through the haze of cigarette smoke
lingering
like the warmth in your eyes

>>34506697
How old are you anon?

Oregon origami

SIT THE FUCK DOWN YOU SWINE

>>34506324
its very simple cover the tip of your penis with duct tape and then pee.

After this your urethra will expand thus fixing the issue

>>34506324
This only happens to me when I don't roll back my foreskin or pull it too far back resulting in my pee hole closing and pissing in a different direction.

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MEME ME UP SCOTTY
ORIFAMISU

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>>34506275
Be a good goy
Post them memes

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>>34506275
DO IT NEWFAGS

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omg op

THICC
H
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C
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have americans already realized how awful he is or am i too early?

>>34506326
You are just a loser anon. BECOME A WINNNNNNNER

>>34506188
Chad/beta is really a meme.

>>34506188
It's just another us vs them mindset, a mindset that is much older than marxism.

>>34506188
>The chad/beta worldview is just another spin on Marxist horseshit
No it's not, because it's "another spin on right-wing Darwinist bullshit"

>dude survival of the fittest lmao
by that logic, Chad is the "fittest", and "betas" are not.

You're a leftist Marxist cuckold if you believe this "everyone gets true love in the end :3" meme

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>it's a cut vs uncut episode

AIDS literally came from dudes fucking other dudes in the ASS but it also applies to fucking girls in the ass you moron

Well, it also means I can fuck nigger women on my trips to Africa without worrying about AIDS

>>34506148
Yeah see this is what I mean when I say that "women can't be robots".

ALL WOMEN get that "oh no I feel just like I did when I was single" feeling"when they go without male attention for longer than 5 minutes. ALL women are able to find companionship by just expressing what you just expressed.

Men, OTOH, have to "man up" and become a Sisyphean idol of stoicism or die alone.

If you disagree with me, you're tacitly admitting you're a leftist cuckold who likes to watch their partner get fucked by burly black men.

>>34506148
I don't even understand what you're talking about here.
Are you saying that you don't like being in a relationship?
It honestly just sounds like you're using your guy for sex and calling it a "relationship"

>>34506345
OP is a mentally ill woman with heavy baggage that is using an IRL guy to make her feel "normal" but she's realizing that relationships don't solve everything because she goes back to feeling batshit mentally ill when her BF leaves

she's probably gonna start collecting beta orbiters or start cheating on him; either one will keep her afloat in male attention 24/7 365

Fat wiggers? Why would that be new?

>>34506159
I know they have existed but in the past month I see several of them everyday. They used to be uncommon now they aren't.

are wiggers honorary robots?
are robots wiggers?

>>34506129
First for the US.

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Why are our state names such shit? Apart from Victoria and Tasmania. Americans have cool ones like California, and Washington, and Arizona, etc. Such cool names.

>>34506197
I always thought Minnesota and Louisiana were cool state names. You're right, ours are lame.

/b/
/soc/
/fit/
/sp/
/int/

>>34506134
Nice bait you huge fucking faglord desu.

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/a/
/vr/
/vp/
/wsr/
/g/

do better tomorrow

>>34506104
What the fuck are bakery chips?

I haven't eaten at all today just because of laziness. On top of that, I've been drinking a lot. My body looks like crap.

>>34505981
Being intimate with a girl at all seems unrealistic.

>>34505981
it's really fucking overrated and jacking off feels better

>>34505981
How ugly are you? Why is it such an un realistic goal


>>34507350
t. virgin

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and big Latina butts

>>34505940
>>34506135
these are both very nice things, yes

>>34505940
>>34506135
>>34506670
I heard latina women take really nasty, clogged up shits.

>>34505801
Shes been out of prison just go ask her.

she is married now.

also women can't be robots.

>>34505801
Well, according to the wikipedia...
>Because of issues with communication ability and obsessive interests, the girl was diagnosed after the murder with Asperger syndrome.

>>34505879
How's that? Info, please.

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>>34505766
I am a bit

Only jerk it when you're horny, pro tip: if you need to look at porn or start mastubating to get hard then you probably shouldn't do it

>>34505766
>nothing gets you aroused

if you're never aroused that means you never have the urge to masturbate

why do you waste your time doing it then if you never feel you have to?

my dick is kinda broken, i was in bed with my gf and i straight up could barely get hard. it was fucking lame. couldn't even do anything