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>>36235978
Please delet this skelevaxel/ul

>>36235978
Faggot you made like three threads in this terrible english. Explain the situation or fuck off.

>>36235989
leave me alone i dont mknow ytou
youre just trying to make me cry more becajuse itgs funny to you

>>36235944
If the owner of the penis is a person she likes, a girl doesn't care about the size.

if you look like shota-bait

I doubt there are many women who like small penises. There are probably a great number of them who are willing to look past a small penis if the guy has a number of other attractive features.

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No, they love you so much that they don't want to lose their jobs because then they wouldn't be able to pay for your neetbux anymore

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>>36235931
You are not getting the responses you expected Mr neet

Next time say left lane instead of right lane, you'll get way more replies that way.

>>36235919
id be down for poker

I played poker for a little while. Used to do it through 888poker but was recently banned in Australia.

Never really played with much. But once got into one of their $250k whale tournaments through a $1 satellite and won just over $7k for placing well.

>>36236309
wew lad, i need some dollar hear poker ship has sailed though

>>36235915
How has this sentence been said?

>>36236048
It has not

>>36235915
Has this sentence been said?

Surprised?

t. Non-Space human

I'm actually disgusted that I am very likely exchanging words with white crackers

I just force myself to imagine I'm arguing with brown people.

>>36235897
>>36235930

Two sides of the same racist coin.

>>36235881
"I'm untieing you. Hold still"

Remember to report and hide ALL porn threads.

>>36235938
pussy ass bitch kill urself

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his girlfriend for clarity. how does a basement dweller get this?

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here's a better pic, i dont get why she's so transfixed on him, he's a bum ffs

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>>36235868
>>36236378

How, how the fuck does this loser get a qt3.14 like that.

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I hung out with the autistic group in HS and througjt my 4 years of uni i had no friends. Even among comp sci losers ibam unliked, what do

>>36235905
Im In EE and the people here are like cardboard, can't find any common interests, I feel even more alone when in their company.

I've stayed pretty steady with the same friends since we were teenagers. Most of them were more than happy to see me back more regularly when I went NEET and had more time to see them.

They're all NEET stoners so it's pretty easy to hang around with them.

The best way to make new friends are clubs. I joined a martial arts club when it was just starting up and now we're 5 years in we have casual socials pretty much as friends but we're acquaintances really. I think they probably hang out more together but I live 15 miles away and don't drive.

Tabletop game clubs and becoming a bar regular are timeless classic routes.

probably all the crime

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>it's another 500 reply /pol/ falseflag race-baiting thread

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>>36235852
>9) We got a sense of what family is about.
t. Laquisha (tyrone's daughter from 4th baby momma)

>>36235782
those things are fucking expensive

>>36235830
You can get them at around $50 with a good deal. Not that expensive really.

>>36235782
I'm gonna get one, and I'm pretty normal.

>>36235730

your metabolism is correcting itself

let it work

>>36235730
Chocolate bars, snacks, softdrinks. Eat a lot before sleep. Should try to not habitualise it too much, else you have the opposite problem soon.

you clearly come from a country with a witch problem
they were using magickal spells to steal your metabolism and retain their youth
now that you left the country, they have no power over you

Yes as a matter of fact I lost my leg masturbating. Was sitting on it for 12 hours and all the blood flow was cut off

>>36235767
Post ur stump

What the fuckk!? What is wrong with you people

>>36235713
>Have you ever been called cute by chad/stacy before robots?
Yes

>how does it feel?
The same way it feels when every other person says it. I prefer raven haired, blue eyed icequeens so hearing it from "Stacey" doesn't mean shit to me anyway

>>36235713
In senior year of highschool, my friend's Stacy gf told me I would be really cute if I was taller. At least she was honest about the fate of manlets.

Being called cute by a girl is bad. It means she thinks of you as inferior to her. Like a dog.

>>36235667

Nobody really says looks don't matter anon.

Acid attacks are really horrific. Physically painful, as opposed to the anxious/depressed pain of being an undesirable male.

I find it to be the great equalizer.

Women ignore ugly-looking men.

Acid attack makes woman ugly.

Men ignore ugly woman and now she knows how they feel.

Eventually ugly women feel empathy for ugly men and ally with them.

Who am I fucking kidding, the last one will never happen.

Think I'll make another Chad tinder and go send a few fucking Stacey whores on a wild rich goose chase this weekend.

>>36235714

>Think I'll make another Chad tinder and go send a few fucking Stacey whores on a wild rich goose chase this weekend.

They won't meet up unless you give them Facebook or call. They're not that stupid.