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>>34432414
/r9k/ types would be exterminated or put in work camps under a national fascist movement. You guys are leading yourself to your own slaughter.

Why do Normies think they will survive the robot uprising?

>>34432422
>/r9k/ types would be exterminated or put in work camps under a national fascist movement
Here is my response to that statement.

"Wrong~ "

I used to fap 3 times a week when I was a regular, sometimes I'd do a no fap week. I quit 4chan cold turkey a month ago and in these 30 days I've fapped at least 50 times.

Guess it's the opposite for me.

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Yeah nofap turned me into a Chad so now I only come here to laugh at the stupidity of others.


Good times.

>>34432374
If you can't handle busting a nut every day then you're genetically inferior.

>>34432249
That doesn't make you a degenerate; that makes you a homo.

>>34432249
"Vaping" wax, and I say that as the owner of a vape (arizer) and a wax pen. Even when I vape it, 1/8oz of herb lasts me about a week.
Whereas 1g of wax lasts me about 2-3 weeks depending on how high I want to get

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>>34432249
Vaping is a meme, its much cheaper to just buy a bong and not be clumsy, that way the only thing you EVER have to buy is more weed and lighters.

read a couple of paragraphs from the satanic bible every once in a while

>>34432263
It's a good book tbf, anon

>>34432218
>ROBOT9001
Pull over on the side of a road whenever I saw a girl waiting by herself like at a bus stop and offer a ride, just to be creepy.

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>Daddy found the pepperoni palace

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>nephew found the r34-folder

>>34432152
uncle daddy found the whip stick

im really sorry anon, i have a few cats myself and i dont know how im going to cope when they pass away

stay strong

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>>34432322
I wasn't too close to him, he lived with my dad, I live with my mom. I'm closer to my dog that lives with me now
>pic related

The dog that lives with my dad killed the cat because they both saw a mouse. I don't think he meant to hurt him, but he had to get put down. I'm not sure how he was injured but it was this morning.

>>34432146
You ignored him until he died alone and without you. He probably thought about you, in his own little feline way.
He probably thought about you a lot, wondering when you'd finally walk through that door. But you never did.
He died alone because of you and your neglect, and you want sympathy?
I sympathize with that poor little animal, that only wanted your affection, but was met with neglect and apathy.
Fuck you OP. It's far too late for you to actually care now.

I blame the society for not giving me suicide pills. Now go away.

Not really. I don't have the best genes, but it'd be a bitch move to blame my parents for that when they did their best to raise me well

>>34432143
my parents, my school and bad luck in general

>>34432120
Yes. It was (and still is) the love of my life. I just didn't know it then because I'm a fucking idiot. There's no going back now though; I've sealed my fate.

yup, cheated on a girl that loved me, and I didnt realize how much I loved her until much later. I sleep around a lot and drink to cope with it.

to be fair she hurt me first

if you're going to throw me under the bus because your friends didn't like me what did you expect

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NO
>inferior intellect
>inferior strength
>more emotional
>more stigma to be attractive
>PMS and period 2 weeks out of every month
>child bearing
>shorter
>rape
>high pitch voice
all of these things seem very unappealing to me as a superior male.

Nope, being a man has its draw backs, but I would never want rape to be an actual real world fear for me outside of prison. That and having a dick is awesome.

I hate being weak as I am, being a woman would only make me weaker.

>>34432084
I piss in the sink

>>34432117
I cum in the sink

>>34432147
i shit in the sink

>>34431883
Its true, long as she's laughing WITH you not AT you

Im a funny motherfucker and it gets me laid all the time.

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>>34431908
>Im a funny motherfucker and it gets me laid all the time.
I'm sure anon

What they really mean is they'll laugh at anything Chad says.

what is your slayer level?

>>34431844
Well I play OSRS and I play on and off but 76 kek

>>34431829
Anyone? Pls? I'm so lonely ;-;

>>34431812
helo'

szar ez a ta'bla e'kezetek ne'lku:l

>>34431812
miez

>>34431843
jah e'n se va'gom mie'rt i'gy kellett ezt anno megcsina'lni

What was the show anon ?

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woah i've never thought of it that way.

>>34431711
Voltron season 2

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>>34431581
>have you ever fallen in love?
Yes

>How does it feel?
it feels painful

He is not into black girls
tfw nobody wants black girls

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>>34431581
>fembots
Roleplaying threads belong on /tg/ or /x/, women barely come here and if they do it's a brief stay. Any that would stay longer must truly be the dregs of society, since being a male robot is understandable, but a female robot is impossible.

>>34431779
i dont care what your skin is if you will cuddle me and tolerate my autism