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>>39094704
>post shit that makes you sad
ok

>>39094704
What's got you down tonight OP?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2l-ufU_QTE

>>39094750

the fact that i'll never find love, the fact that im not important to anyone, the fact that none of my "friends" have initated contact with me in a long while and im always the one who has to contact them, the fact that all of them have a circle of other friends and im just a passerby

the realisation that i will never ammount to anything, that im the last person with my last name and that with me my family name dies, the disgust i feel with myself when i feel like im glad that my father died before i could see him dissapointed in what i am

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>Tropical Island

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>STECKST DU DA ETWA DEINEN SCHNIEDEL REIN?
keking to death rn

>>39093792
god this hits really close to home

I used to draw a lot of cringey furry porn when I was a teenager that my religious parents found and would shame me about and proceed to act pretty much EXACTLY like this

>>39093177
>Join antifa
>Beat up Nazis
>save America from fascism
> get a QT woke gf

Sounds good.

>>39093217
America can only be saved with fascism, not from fascism

>>39093177
There are no protests, alt-right, antifa, or any of that nonsense going on where I live.

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>>39092896
Now now wagecuck, dont worry work for shecklestein and soon all the women will want to fuck you! Remember to pay your alimony and child support

>>39092896
How to avoid becoming like me
>get better genes, this includes more resilience and less sensitivity, increased motor skills, decreased risk for mental illnesses
>get a prenatal environment with enough testosterone
>get a more stable environment for early childhood
>also get richer parents (but not filthy rich)
>get a daycare/kindergarten place where you fit in with the rest of the kids and get along with the adults
>go to school where you won't get bullied
>don't take school too seriously
Now you're probably in your late teens and have met a cute girl (or a girl anyway) who wants to have sex with you.

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>>39092896
There's nothing you can do to avoid it, it's predetermined by looks, height, frame and dick size. So it's all down to how you're doing in those departments

>>39092453
HAHAHA, nigger
t. Serbian

The problem is that you are a nigger. They really just want you out, they don't care where your great grandfather was born.

>>39092453
Some people are retarded op Serbian dude is one of them he should have left you have a much higher claim to the land then him

>>39091909
He's far too preachy to get through to robots.]

""Radical"" Centrists belong in the same trashcan as retarded crybaby lefties and cuckservative civnats. Use your own brain to think for once in your life instead of reverberating empty platitudes by e-celebs looking to make a buck, you utter disappointment.

I wish I could take you and put a bullet in your stupid normie skull.

you people will never understand

le peterson, le act together, le room clean

you're worse the the people who say "just lift bro" or "just bee urself"

our lives have fallen apart completely, and there is no place out of this hell and yet people like you are just demons in this hell poking us with pitchforks saying "STOP HITTING URSELF STOP HITTING URSELF BEHEHEEHEH"

>>39088600
i feel ya

i really do get a nice feeling seeing people make good art, but i myself suck at it

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>think I might be really good at writing
>type some shit out
>read it
>it sounds like what an autist would wri-
>"wait"

>>39088600
I mean game designer is a writer of sorts. And if you get into gamedevving alone you get to do everything yourself.

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*posts your resume in the break room for everyone to laugh at*

>>39082274
Dad cant i just get inheritance early

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>>39082505

"Excuses are for quitters, Champ. And I didn't raise a quitter. Getting a job will allow you to do all those things you've always wanted to do, like saving for a rainy day. And getting a job is as easy as walking in and asking to speak with the manager. Stand up straight, maintain eye contact, give him a firm handshake, and tell him you'll be the best hire they've ever made. You'll have a lot of money when you get your first paycheck, Champ."

My family is far away. I hug them when I see them. I hope my father loses some weight soon I'm worried about his health.

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Lets get this thread going

Are there any other humans here after all?

>reads this thread
>quits job
>can't pay bills
>goes homelss

"at least i'm not a hooker anymore"

Let me know how high school goes bobby

>>39061629
Yea i grow my money on trees, i live off the land im going my own way

>>39061629

Need money.

I fucking hate it. Hookers have it better.

I'm trying out for an apprenticeship in a few weeks. If I get it, it's four more years of being a whore, but at the end of it I'll be able to work for myself. At least the money I make then is for me.

>>39097849
I work 2 hours a week at a coffee shop and I make $1200 a year

>>39097849
>Structural Engineer
>M.S.
>5 years experience
>$50k USD
Learn from my mistakes, anon.

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>Packing and Shipping Associate at a golf ball factory
>either $21/hr or $23/hr depending which job I'm working

I'm laid off from work right now and I really need to find another job. This company loves to fuck me over.

>>39096854
Oddly enough Rachel aged the worst out of all the shoegaze girls I can think of.

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>>39096957
I know right? And she was really good looking too. But now...

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>>39096957
Yeah, true dat, such a shame. Bilinda's still kinda hot though.

To give my parents a descendant they can be half proud of.

>>39096808

Developing the human race/achievements. Correcting your mistakes.

Inevitably your genes will land in someone who attains imortality and can continue further exploration and examination of our universe.

Because it's a nice feel to have a qt daughter.

take it slow else ur gonna cough cough cough fuccboi

>>39096417
Aaaa just buy candy, a lot of candy

Since it's your first time you will feel strong euphoria and disorientation. Be sure you eat your favorite snack while you're high, it will taste amazing. Also play some vidya, especially shooters, it will make them super immersive.

>>39096251
Im definitely a cock

>>39096251
>me
I <3 eat pussy
>r9k
I am a faggot

>>39096251
right column, 11th from the bottom