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I broke my toenails and got candida, now I'm following a treatment and it's getting much much better, why don't you go to the podiatrist?

>>34500170
a former robot friend of mine is 22 and already has a stoma. He suffered from a very bad viral infection when we still went to trade school and he lingered in hospitals for months.
As if his life wasn't bad enough before, he got this chronical sickness as if satan wanted to make a topping on the cake especially for him...
I don't get it, why does bad luck so often strike people who already have it bad? The human body is such a fucking joke, so fragile and insufficient in so many ways.

>Aspergers
>Major Depression
>Anxiety
>OCD
>Sensory Processing Disorder
>Exercise-induced Asthma
>Arthritics
>Constant Sinus inflammation and stuffy-ness (I can't normally breathe through my nose)
>Extremely Far-Sighted vision (My lenses are +7.5 in both eyes and cost $400 to make)
>A very weak and irritable digestive system (take for example that I can't dink Coffee without stomach pain)
>This Esophagus, things frequently get stuck (I can't take larger pills unless I want possibly over 60 seconds of pain of something feeling stuck in my chest)
>Ridiculous gag reflex
>allergic to Shellfish and Almonds (I used to like both of these things, fug), causes severe chest tightening and pain

Is that everything? I also used to have bad Acne during High School, and used to be underweight for most of my life. I'm 5'7 120 LBS right now.

Thanks to our government I'm a fucking white male and not eligible for gibsmedats, so I'm trying to find a tolerable part time job to alleviate my parents. I wish I could fucking kill myself sometimes. I'm a complete fucking physical and mental failure.

tell me moer, op.

what do you mean by cottage cheese

My belly gf doesn't do this to me.

>>34500156
Tfw you're a fat guy buy don't want to fuck fat girls

I've done it twice and it's been very awkward to work around the fat

>>34500147
You guys the server that does group fapping and lewd trap stuff? I was in a good one where we could about 6 of us would fap and cum together but one of the robros took it down..

>>34500173
Nah sorry mate, no porn stuff here.

>>34500217
You should consider it, it was pretty fun

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Here's the ORIGINAL template lads.

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>>34500115
>mfw latino and german genes but still ugly as shit

>>34500115
Jaden?
oregano

>>34500112
Looks scrumdidilyumptuous :)

inb4 pigposting

original comment brother

I see you have plenty. May I have some oats, too, brother?

>>34500087

your gf is pretty cute wtf

>>34500087
Wasn't boomerang supposed to be a trap? Shows how passable these faggots actually are.

>>34500121
"Im literally not a trap"

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Tiny dick Trump

The Donald

oriegegei

The President

>>34500038

ok bro. no hard feelings if she likes me over you.

>>34500038
ebin thread OP, upvoated ! :) xP

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>>34500038
1. I wouldn't be talking to some chad faggot, ever, at all
b. I hate girls because they were mean to me, now I have a waifu and am much happier

>>34499974
>that time i jerked off 6 times in few hours when i was 12

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>that time I killed my younger brother when I was 8

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>that time I jizzed on my cat and he liked it

just for you OP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XnzfRqkRxU

>>34499948
Alcohol is such a meme drug r-r-rav-violi

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>>34501050
No it ain't

i mean they got a couple, but those guy girls were already traps and just needed a push.

the rest of us just lol. i realized i've become much more chill about things.

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It's also apparently against the rules to try and fight back their shilling. I guess mods just like cocks.

They're fetish threads... Just like cuck bbc threads, the OP kicks on the reactions and the idea that bbc is better and white men should serve as sissy slaves, in their heads the ultimate humiliation. Not shilling, probably just horny/mentally ill.

>>34499912
show one of them your cock. fuck it show all of them.
also dont give me this "underage" bullshit or "shes my sister" bullshit, the younger the better

>>34499931
Masturbate in one of their shoes, that'll show those cunts.

If digits you kick them out of the house.

She's not chubby, she's obese.

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>>34499902
>>34499933
>tfw no not chubby, obese gf

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BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPP

mmmmmm-mmmm-mm.... it's time... all those taco bell buffets, paying off... i'm ready

PFFFFTT

SNIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF... oh postively foul... SNIIFFFF when did you eat chines--- BRRAPAAAAAAPAPPRRRRRRLLLLLLTTT

hold it in... i beg you my dear.... you must... please... hold it in till we get to my bowl.... i know that was a lot... of taco bell.. oh your tummy must hurt so.... almost there... oh yes, there it is, my bowl

BBBRRRRAAEEEEEEERRRRRRRRLRLLLLLTTTTPRPPPTRRR BRRRAAAAAAAAAAAP BRAPAPAPAPRRPRRTTT PFFFTTTTTLLLR PFFFT PFFFFT

mm, o hthe smell, sweet and tangy... glazed in dirito dust, from the locos tacos, mixed in with the feast oh so heavinly... oh, so many bits and pieces... mmm, i can't resist, it's time to eat!

GLORPGLORPGLORPGLORPGLORPGLORPGLORPGLORPGLORPGLORPGLORP mmm yes my dear GLORPGLORPGLOPRGLORPpostively scrumtious, oh i must have more

BBBRAAAAAAAAAAPAPPPHLLHHHLHLLTLTTTTTRT

GLORPGLORPGLORPGLORP-thank you my dear GLORPGLORPGLORPGLORP this is a heavenly treat GLORPGLORPGLORPGLORPGLOPRGLORPGLORPGLORPGLORP mmmm oh yes GLORPGLORP smorgasboard

SSSSSLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

All done

POSTAL 2 has a suicide option if you're feeling edgy.

No More Room In Hell had an option of shooting yourself in the head in case you became a zombie

From time to time I like to make up creative ways to kill myself in gmod, so there's always that.

>>34499805

>Kissed girls

Lmao gtfo normie.

>>34499805

dat body. waist should be smaller than the hips.

>>34499805
Are you playing spin the bottle??