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>wake up in a fucking panic
>whole body is fucking shaking in some kind of spasmic wave
>genuinely think I must have overloaded the washer for a second because it feels like the whole fucking house is shaking
>nope, it's my whole body and it's like 2 AM
>I hope my heart isn't doing this
>it subsides
>this only happens when I wake up late at night
Are these fucking seizures? I never got them before.
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>>38461340
hmmm maybe you are unable to breath properly in your sleep?
I hear this is sort of common
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your body is resisting the demonic invasions
so far but the more shuddering is evidence that the
devils are increasing the force of attacks
you may wish to invest in dreamcatchers and sleep with cats around which should defeat most dark powers
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>>38461447
this is probably what it is but cats are useless against demons
get some white ash and spread it around your sleeping area in a circle and sleep within the circle
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Are fembots worthless? 2017-07-18 09:46:34 Post No.38461325
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Are they? Are they not?
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I'm not really sure what a fembot is.
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>>38461352
They dont exsist. Sorry kiddo. It is better to burst that bubble right now.
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No, fembots are precious.
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Fight to the death: 20 Chads vs 100 Robots 2017-07-18 09:43:16 Post No.38461256
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Both groups are unarmed and put on opposite sides of a football field
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>>38461256
What do you think r9k? Could 100 robots defeat a group of 20 chads?
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>>38461270
>5v1
Yeah 100%
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>>38461300
i'm not too sure. the psychological aspect of 20 chads thundering towards robots and their battle cry would make 50% of robots cry and shit themselves. so really the fight is between 50 robots and 20 chads.
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>crush up some Adderall to try snorting it for the first time
>some of the powder flies up in the air and lands on my bedside table
>freak the fuck out, run back and forth to the bathroom to wipe it off and flush it down the toilet
>have spent the last hour frantically pacing around the house looking to see if I carried it off on my clothes or something
>mom is literally the most observant person in the world and all it takes is one white speck on the floor to launch a full-scale investigation
>even if she doesn't find anything today, I'll now be on edge for the rest of my life
FUCK FUCK FUCK WHY DIDN'T I JUST SWALLOW IT FUCK
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I hope you didn't have XR
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>>38461247
Think of a way to make a small mess of baking soda or something similar that you need to use for a legitimate reason.
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>>38461247
dude just throw some flour in your hair
dandruff is the angle to play this crisis away
>painted my oneitis and gave it to her
>she called me a creep
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>painted my oneitis
>she got mad because I put paint all over her
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>>38461203
>Told oneitis I thought she was the most beautiful thing I'd ever seen
>She told me that she loved me and hated being apart.
>Then I woke up
Life is pain. Why won't it end.
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>>38461203
I hope you learned something from this young man
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Sorry, anon. I don't date country bumpkins.
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>tfw rural and/or suburban retard
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>>38461197
>tfw no qt southerner gf
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>>38461601
>>38461684
When speaking about the United States, I only date men who were born in LA or NY. Simply preferences.
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Fucking with roasties 2017-07-18 09:40:26 Post No.38461195
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What a bitch. How dare her not like my precious anime!
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>>38461195
Her Harley Quinn "cosplay" has nice tits at least
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Not sure who's gayer, the tranny or the lady gaga rimmer
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>>38461236
Dunno but the pics I have on that account are borrowed. Looked up "cute guys" and using his Instagram for fresh profile OC. The retarded anime talk is on purpose.
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Any fellow ITanons in here? 2017-07-18 09:39:52 Post No.38461183
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Any fellow ITanons in here?
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Feels so lonely, everyone is from either the US or UK.
For a country with 40+% youth unemployment and 20% NEET ratio I weirdly feel alot more disconnected from society than what anglobros seem to experience
Feel free to share feels and/or join my d*scord server: /7ySCCKN
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yeah i'm an italian trapped in a anglo country where we should have never immigrated to at all (culture difference too strong)
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>>38461232
is the the UK?
Weird all the itanons I talk to feel really at home there and the diaspora community seems to be gr8
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>>38461183
Yep. IT here.
>everything working fine and steady
>everything in order
>boss comes at me
>WHY DO I PAY YOU
>something breaks
>boss comes at me
>WHY DO I PAY YOU
There's no win/win in this fucking situation as IT.
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>Anon, what you saying? You want to put your p-p-pee-pee into MY h-holes?
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>>38461168
>pee pee.
I've never heard a woman call my dick that in my life.
Sounds like a faggot thing.
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>>38461168
NOOOOO
I want you to put your pee pee in my bp hole baka, get it together.
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>>38461194
>Anon you're rude!
>>38461222
>C-c-can you see any p-pee-pee on m-me?
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Reminder that Hitler was an INFP, not an INFJ. This becomes obvious if you read anecdotes from the 1890s and 1900s.
>highly impressionable and irrational
>idealizes and falls in love with girls he barely knows
>starts a ton of different projects filled with fervor and excitement at the outset, only to quickly lose interest
>always had intense love and devotion for a select few people (Fi) rather than a milder love spread out amongst many (Fe)
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I don't care who was infp.
I'd love to have an infp gf, but I might never find her because brain issues.
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>>38461134
INFPs don't accomplish anything tho, how did he manage to make all that progress.
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INFP are pretty much subhuman to be honest.
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all i want ALL i want is hair
since 22 ive had the worst hairline ive ever seen. like im straight jude law with thickness. Its literally just a small T shaped landing strip coming down my forehead its barely even holding on as a hairline
I have such bad ptsd from my hairloss. I see everything as evil now and I always think about demons and spirits and shit. My hairloss has caused a trauma so bad it gave me psychosis and i cant cope with reality anymore. now im always staring at peoples hairlines and shit and ive always been fine but now i cant talk to people and i feel like shit and im really scared that every descision i make will make me more bald.
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>>38461123
Why don't you try minoxidil or finasteride?
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>>38461144
i will but i want hair for a lifetime. I dont care if i have a shitty cover up with some missing hair at an old age but wtf im 22 and already looking down the barrel of a gun
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>>38461123
Just get a toupee, dude. The ones they make now look pretty good, desu.
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is it autistic to wear arm warmers if you're a boy?
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>>38461110
It means you are underage. So might as well.
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>>38461110
It's incredibly gay and moderately autistic
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>>38461110
no, they are super rad.
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>too depressed to fap
I didnt know that was possible
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Too depressed to even an hero
>Inb4 I was at mental clinic
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Same. Just started an ssri and haven't even had a full erection since last week.
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>>38461062
>came home from work too angry to fap
i still fapped but it just wasn't as fun or enjoyable
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Why can't I win the lottery? I buy tickets every time there's a drawing. Should I approach it in a different way? Should I use the same numbers instead of quick pick? I know there's almost zero chance of winning, but I believe I will win
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You have to be a fat redneck to win.
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hopefully youre only falseflagging as a nigger who fell for this shit
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You must be actualIy retarded.
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do i fap to 2d or 3d /r9k/?
first reply decides, thread dies after that.
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2D is for true robots
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>>38460843
3d
Sasha grey in suck it dry 3
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Why can't you alternate?