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>>36797698
>tfw no cute NEET gf who pees

we're all so fucked anin

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I want to die. Please... During sleep...

Basically you act like a shy girl.

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>>36797540

>2 months
haha

The last conversation with a female that was over 1 minute and not uni related was back in 2014

>>36797717
>The last conversation with a female that was over 1 minute
S H I F T I N G G O A L P O S T S

>>36797533
+ she's pretty nice and rational
+ shows genuine concern and offers useful advice
+ can actually somewhat relate

- a bit awkward
- won't give me meds

>>36797533
does he want to fuck u in the bp

maybe he's into you

>>36797642
kek, no way he's married I think
also I'm not cute at all, just your average skinny 5/10 with no haircut
also also I'm not gay

Fuck that's insane. That's all I have to say. Real fuckin crazy to think about.

Like god damn monkeys competing for status with shoes. God damn.

>>36798084

Not a big baller!

read as lavar burton and got confused

>>36797427
Have you tried forgiving her, talking with her, and trying to mend your relationship?

>>36797464
why would he?
youre a fucking normie
get out

>>36797464
>she raped me when I was 4 years old several different times

I am not OP, but you're fucking delusional. Why on earth should OP move on just to satiate his narcissistic sister's needs?

bumping for a normal and truthful post, we need more like these

>>36797364
people used teamspeak then the vast majority of the twitch community/gamers switched over to discord servers in like 2013, so it's pretty fucking old now OP.

Now, due to how these things work, Discord is pretty mainstream, it is the skype or MSN of this generation and isn't just for games anymore.

I'm 22 and I know this, if you don't you're either much older or fucking braindead.

I don't use discord, but I know what it is.

>>36797557
i mean i know its pretty much skype on your browser but im not understanding why every single body is talking about this out of fucking nowhere. am i going crazy? do you not see this especially on this board? people cant shut up about it.

>>36797346
>There is this handsome actor
> He even got a girlfriend !
> You will totally change his heart right ?

i haven't played a game in months.

i just spend my weekends and time off fapping and browsing.

i'm jsut a freak

>>36797346
Mishima actually progresses as a character and he's almost likable at the end.

>>36797311
>doesn't even wait a month or two
>has to make her own sisters wedding the worst memory of her life

Women are the most selfish shits on the whole earth.

Women actually don't kill themselves at all. 80% of all suicides are men even though women "attempt" suicide more.

>>36797311
pretty fucking selfish to do it so close to the wedding.

>>36797307
needs a bit of cleaning up lad, upload the project file somewhere and I'll neaten it up for you

How do I get over my fear of going to the doctors? I'm worried I'll go to get checked out and told I have cancer or something. I'd rather just die one day than live knowing my death was soon impending

>>36797411
I don't go to the doctors as I don't want to get shipmanned

Full text:
>I'm sorry for the way I've acted, I know it wasn't cool. But thank you for being so kind and talking to me the other night. It was the great conversation I'd been looking for; turns out I was actually seeking you. I've accepted that our ship sailed long ago and just want to be your friend. I like knowing more about you, in fact it feels like I know you better now than I ever did. I crave those kinds of conversations, but mostly I crave them with you. It's like the way I always wished we could talk.
>You are sweet, funny, smart, compassionate, warm and just overall a lovely person. It seems like you always have the right thing to say.
>But if you simply don't want this, I totally understand and I respect you and everything. Things aren't as bad as they've seemed, or as they were once, and like you said, we both have our lives. And in that case, I really am grateful for everything and happy for you.
>So thank you, and good luck.

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>being this fucking retarded

Ffs mate, FOR FUCK SAKES MATE

I didn't read it all, but it's safe to say you've permed yourself into beta orbitting of new proportions never before thought achievable

>>36797283
Well if you'd read it all you would have known that I was already cucked. I was basically telling her either cut me loose or not but just let me know because I can't keep on with it.

Most of these fembots don't even try to fit in with the board culture. We don't even have woman hate threads anymore because we are too busy trying to get contact info from any tripfag that says they are a fembot.

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>>36797358
I just don't get how we go from roastie hate to roastie worship in the span of a few days?

We start spamming with clasic /r9k/ tier threads. Also gore is heavily encouraged in every single normieshit thread. Normals are worthless degenerates and gore images scare these pussies away

>>36797203
I just became NEET two weeks ago after losing my job. Being NEET is actually pretty awesome if you have money and a sense of purpose, and you're not depressed. But for me at least, it's the worst thing in the world otherwise.

I think being NEET for a long period isn't for everyone. But everyone should do it at least a couple of times with the purpose of "reorienting" yourself, stopping to take stock, and reexamining your direction.

If you don't have those periods, I find that I tend to sleepwalk through life for a long time.

That's why I want to get NEET for awhile.

But, it must be emphasized that, in addition to having a plan for NEETdom, you need to plan financially for it too. Walking away from employment has risk for a much longer period of unemployment than you initially want.

So, you need to know your numbers and expenses very well.

>>36797203
no matter what you do life sucks unless you're growing in some way and your existence is validated by society or god if you can believe in that enough any knowing takes personal work and we are limited beings

>>36797188
He will rape you. In the ass. Super slow.

>>36797188 he probably just feels bad for you

>>36797188
If you're in college or older he just feels bad for you and wants to help.

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you already know what you have to do anon...

nice tiny picture

>>36797181
You depend on society, there's no realistic way to escape it unless you are either

>rich
>really experinced in surviving
>Hikikomori
>monk/hermit

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>>36797023
>Why can't I get a gf?
>I always try to be nice

Just kidnap one and lock her in your basement.

>>36797056
Are you saying I should be mean?