Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 8743. page

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>12:18
>already drank 8 cans of soda

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This place is a huge waste time

After all these years I'm leaving

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can man get pregnant cumming in his own butt?

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Anymore female pepes or wojacks?

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>ask waitress for bill
>"oh no it's free you come here so often it's fine"
>leave
>never felt more suicidal

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>mommy discovered the Oedipus algorithm

I am fucked.

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Multiple studies have shown that New Zealand women are the most promiscuous on earth

Why haven't you moved to New Zealand to lose your virginity yet, robots?

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You might say we NEETs are a new pseudo-aristocracy. Yes, we NEETs are the new creative class. Look at history and some of the brightest minds lived a solitary and minimalist lifestyle so to put their minds into philosophy, art and scientific endeavours. Darwin, Thoreau, Kant, Da Vinci, Emily Dickinson and so the list goes on and on. This is what NEETs do. The NEET lifestyle is one of the fastest growing cultural movements of this century. It is iconoclastic, bohemian and incredible creative.

When in the past there were such philosophies as Taoism, Stoicism and Buddhism, the future has the NEET as the creative force who mix old and create new forms of living. The artists and polymaths will all come from this pool. It is not all pretty, as many NEETs will not make it, but some will and they are the new cultural artisans in a world that has lost its creativity due to mass-production. The shamans, the monks, the prophets and the sages of the future? All will be NEETs. The culture of conformity does not allow creativity, but the NEET is free of it.

The NEETs will bring us to a new Axial Age. Are you ready for it?

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Please help me /r9k/
>On tram
>Only me, 7/10 grill, and black guy on Tram
>Everyone minding their own business
>Girl starts freaking out over laptop not working
>Thing is mashed to shit, has a Fillon 2017 campaign sticker on it lel.
>Punches laptop lightly, says don't worry multiple times to no one in particular
>Pulls out vodka bottle
>Pours vodka on laptop
>Drinks the last part of it
>Starts to roll bottle on floor
>Her stop arrives and its the same as mine
>She's a new hire at my company
>I work at an airline
>We start talking later
>She's very sweet yet mousey and quiet
What do I do /r9k/? She's obviously insane with the train episode but I don't know, I like her. I don't have a number or anything. When I asked her what her name is she said she had not needed one for a while. I haven't been able to sleep because I'm thinking about her. I'm tired. I won't see her until Sunday at work. I have no pictures

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Femanons, why don't you just follow your urges to have risky sexual encounters with anonymous strangers?

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I'm a sophisticated sex robot, sent back in time to change the future for one lucky lady.

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>daily remainder that even small and skinny girls have huge vaginas
>daily remainder that all non-virgin girls are used up slutwhores
>daily remainder that most of them had a threesome at least once
>daily remainder that most of them licked a guys shitty asshole

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Have any of you ever seen an Escort? I'm incredibly lonely and depressed tonight and considering seeing one.

If so could you please give me some advice / tips and DO's / DON'T's, is there anything I should be aware of in advance etc?

I just want to be with somebody...

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>neet living with parents
>parents find out about drug use
>shame me but don't get mad
>make jokes about it to shame me even further
why couldn't they have just gotten angry about it robros??? its so much fucking worse them making jokes and shit about its so fucking annoying and makes me feel shitty about something that doesnt matter. to make matters worse any time anybody talks to me about drugs i feel shitty. retard parents retard parents retard parents retard parents just let me be a degenerate let me die let me die

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This woman hate has taken its toll on me. I got called mean by a woman behind me in line. Only thing I did was looking at her ugly face. I don't want to be that guy. Tell me something nice about them. They are kinda good at some things. Right?