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SAT NIGHT VOCAROO THREAD 2017-03-26 06:33:29 Post No.35798508
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SAT NIGHT VOCAROO THREAD 2017-03-26 06:33:29 Post No.35798508
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Let's chat robots. Record something NOW or you rmother dies in her sleep.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cmsSC3sj99
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>>35798508
>that Chad voice
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>>35798578
I'm far from Chad m8. 90% of people avoid me and the ones that don't eventually avoid me because I'm too mentally ill to form any long lasting connection with anyone.
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>>35798508
Is that how you say oneitis? I always pronounced it ONEITS. Autism I guess...
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Why do girls call me creep? What did I ever do to them? All I do is mind my own business. I'm sorry for being ugly..
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>>35798472
Its the neckbeard you twat.
Shave that uggo face hair.
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You look like a slightly less autistic rootbrian
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>>35798472
If you're really insecure: women, like other animals, will feel uncertain or even unsafe around you.
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>the way you smell after not showering for a few days
HNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
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>>35798468
>when you call smell your own ballsweat and boyfeet through the sheets
is there any better feeling lads?
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>>35798965
Seriously if I had a clone the pheromones would drive me to fuck him alone.
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>haven't showered in a week
nothing feels better, famalam
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ITT: Post the most autistic thing about yourself
>I think trench coats are cool and I'd like to own one
>I have face pubes
>I think Korean swords (geom) are cool and I'd like to own one
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>>35798424
i post on 4chan.
I never leave the house.
i wear adidas sweat pants.
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>I imagine being that guy who breaks out of his misfortune and turns his life around
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>>35798461
same.
will it ever happen for us?
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anyone else hate getting haircuts as much as me? every month my parents bitch at me about my long messy hair and then i have to drag myself to a barber or great clips or whatever. i've had barbers cut me, weird ladies talk my ear off about dumb shit, and others who've screwed up my hair. i once tried buying a kit and doing it myself but fucked it up. i think i hate it so much because it involves annoying small talk and strangers touching me. and i have to waste money on something i don't even want. that's my middle of the night autistic rant. good night robots.
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Dude its just hair for fuck sake
Its not like your parents forced you fuck a niggress
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>>35798373
Personally I hate haircuts because I have to stare at my deformed face and horrible hairline in the mirror for 30 minutes every time I get one.
Mirrors are the worst thing in life.
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>>35798707
>not closing your eyes out of boredom and to minimize their smalltalk
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>tfw can't understand or remember anime unless it's english dubbed
Please tell me I'm not the only one...
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Can you not read subtitles or something?
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Japanese female voices in anime make me want to strangle them.
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>>35798320
I like dubbef more because i like to play vidya and watch animus at the same time
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What exactly would be wrong with raping a woman in order to lose your virginity if there is conceivably no way to ever have sex consensually? Prostitutes cost money, and paying them to access holes that they offer to other men for free is only encouraging their restrictive behavior, and of course we all know that meeting a girl that would offer her holes for free will always be out of our grasp. With consideration to the rape fantasies that many women have, and the biological reactions to rape that are hard-wired into their systems, it would only seem reasonable to presume that rape would not harm them as much as it would help me.
Any rapists or prospective rapists on here?
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>>35798298
>that pic
wat
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>>35798298
>rape fantasies that many women have
get off the internet and go outside you fucking lunatic. this is how mass shooters start, go kill yourself
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>>35798298
Because you will be raped in jail too
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Why are males with penises under 7' even allowed to live? Shouldn't they be bred out of existence or something? The disappointment I feel when I hook up with a new guy only to find he has a penis under 7 inches is horrible. I wish all you tiny dicked men would go away and fuck each other. You could never please a real woman.
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>>35798292
GG NO RE
ORIGUNILITY
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>>35798292
Faggots larping as women on these threads are disgusting.
Go back to /b/ with this vile degeneracy
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>>35798292
you can tell when OP is not a woman because they use that picture in every bait thread. Fuck off faggot.
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what are some hobbies robots can do at home? being forced to get a new one by whore mother
>mummy comes into room
>tells me to get off pc
>fucking whore
>anon ur spending too much time on the computer xdddddddddddd
>blah blah u need a new hobby xddddddddd
>attempt to explain that i am active and happy at the moment
>stupid slut cannot process it
>says i need a new one by tomorrow
>will probably sell MY pc if i dont get a new hobby
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Just spend 2 hours less
And read something like a book in the living room
OR GASP, go for a drive around town, go outside, get a PART TIME job (24 hours a week)
And she'll back off
You stupid bitch
Stop calling you're Mom a whore for trying to take care of your sorry shitty ass
Grow the fuck up
Have a good day
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>>35798224
Sperg out hardcore. Smash yourself in the face with your keyboard like an autistic fucktard until you bleed. Scream about how you hate her and wish you were never born and nobody has ever loved you and you wish you were dead. Then roll around on the floor REEEING and trying to break your keyboard in half be hugging it too hard while yelling about how you don't have any friends and nobody wants you until your face is covered in blood and snot from crying.
She won't try take your computer away after that, Anon.
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>>35798224
Buy a hustler or playboy magazine, sit in your bed, and play with your dick all day.
Tell mom you have a new hobby: masturbation.
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>tfw I am not permitted to have a gf
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Why not?
Is it becuase you are a tripfag?
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Are you 7?
What do you mean?
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>>35798330
Wife wont lemme have a gf
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>need to get high every day
>even a small amount of weed costs 50 bucks
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>>35798159
get a non jewish dealer
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>>35798159
>>even a small amount of weed costs 50 bucks
I am not so sure about that anon
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>>35798159
where the fuck do you live?
and what is it that you consider a "small amount"
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Why so many normie weebs now?
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The more normie weebs the less anime is looked at as a weird thing, the less i will get called a faggot
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>>35798092
As the internet infects the world more and more internet culture is going to become the norm.
There for are counter culture identities will be stolen.
And, people will still think were lame.
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>in a year they will start saying anime is a dead meme
fucking normies and their fashions, I fucking swear to god
every time you mention pokemon go "LOL people still play that? get with the times :ppp"
I sent a spongebob meme to a normie and they said it was a dead meme (it was the caveman one)
these fucking retards. how do they live like this, knowing everything they enjoy is outdated within a month
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>30 year old NEET
>wake up at 2pm
>had accident in sleep which I rolled around in
>grab cum-towel off nightstand and do my best to wipe the mess from my folds of fat
>tummy gurgles loudly, so hungry
>plop out of bed, navigate through shit jugs and piss bottles in my room
>waddle downstairs to check GBP board
>wait a minute to catch my breath before I look
>just enough Good Boy Points for some tendies and sauce!
>legs buckle under own weight
>roll myself into the living room where mummy is watching her favorite soap opera
>"mummy mummy I have enough Good Boy Points for some tendies!"
>she turns to me with the most disgusting look on her face while I lay flat on the ground stuggling to get up
>"s-sure honey, le-let me just get some tendies for you"
>she struggles to go to the kitchen without vomitting from the smell and sight of my obese, putrid, feces and semen covered body
>she pulls the tendies out of the freezer after letting the oven heat up as she begins to cry into the sink
>I roll over and pull myself up to my high chair that starts to creak as I sit down
>have my crayons and Ninja Turtles coloring book to occupy me while I wait
>the tendies are finally done and she puts them on my plate
>she can't hold back the vomit as I open my mouth to eat some tendies and vomits all over my plate
>I can't let these tendies go to waste, so I eat them along with the vomit
>"yummy wummy tendies in my tummy, thanks mummy"
>do my best to muster a smile but the rows of decaying teeth only disgust mummy further
>high-chair finally breaks from my heft
>causes me to have another accident
>mum runs away to her room, sobbing uncontrollably, so ashamed of her baby boy
>I just sit there on floor, in my own filth, thinking about what a disappointment I am
>mfw
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>>35798084
pretty good until the last ten or so lines
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>>35798084
>grab cum-towel off nightstand
This is me before i go to bed
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>>35798131
Are you me?
>not having nite nite ritual cum sesh
Shiggy dig doggy
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Hi. I'm living with a wealthy, white guy but I wanna leave for personal reasons, and so I need to find a replacement. The deal is you get free rent (a room) and in exchange you cook and clean + sometimes do secretarial duties (mailing things, filing things, etc.). You can do whatever else it is you need or want to do with your free time, such as work, play video games, whatever.
Ideally, you are:
>Hot, but plain janes are cute, too.
>Sexually adventurous (I can provide more info on his kinks via email).
>USA-based.
You must be:
>Biologically a girl!!!
>Not a fatty
My email is [email protected]
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HAHAHAHAHA, this is incredibly depressive and sad.
Why do you have to do this and talk about yourself in third person? Go neck yourself along with this shitty bait.
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>>35799029
I can prove that I'm a girl if you want. Will timestamp or talk on mic.
You're prob a dude though so kys.
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>looks for a stacy on /r9k/ out of all places
Maybe try /cgl/ you stupid bitch
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>mfw it takes me more than 15 seconds to solve a capcha
/brainlet/ thread
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Go outside and enjoy some air if the weather is good enough.
Midnights walks can be really soothing and help put shame related issues behind you.
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>tfw I never finished highschool
>tfw I can do the GED if I wasn't so scared of math
>never even try
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>tfw managed to hire some pajeets to solve captches for me