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My friend is getting rid of all his nudie art books and cheesecake because due to trying to clean up and not partake in "passive consumption of women," mostly on the advice of his girlfriend, although he has always been very feminist (she's just making him realize things he previously made excuses for).
I'm not anti-SJW, but isn't it possible to eroticize females without also objectifying them? I like my naked ladies.
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>>36152211
>cheesecake
is this slang for something?
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If women didn't want to be objectified they'd stop posing nude for money
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>>36152211
no because women are objects imo just fuckholes
Why can't she be real.
I just want to listen to her dumb laugh and watch her eat scrap metal and cuddle and comfort her and tell her she's not defective. It hurts so damn much. i love her.
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Become faggot, exile him.
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>>36152087
>>>/mlp/ is over there.
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I would literally buy an apple friendship unit just for the company
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If you're under 18, get out, ASAP. I'm not going to ask you to do anything complicated and I'm not going to tell you to be yourself.
Get your permit. Schedule your road test.
Apply to jobs. Go out and apply to any places near your home. Apply online if they say so, if not, then go in physically.
If you have any friends at all, text them, ask them to hang out this week.
These are 3 pretty simple things. Despite this, I know it's difficult for a robot to get motivated. Do one a day. Don't apply everywhere at once, but go to a few places tomorrow. Go to the DMV Tuesday. Text your friends Wednesday.
Even if it seems like a bunch of normie, "contribute to society" bullshit, you WILL be happier for it. Unless you are mentally ill, I can garuntee this.
Notice how I didn't mention girls? Not important yet. Not even available yet.
Of course this could apply to anyone over 18 too, and if you ARE over 18, you could also consider applying to your nearest state(cheap) college.
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>>36152044
What if I already have a graduate degree and a car? Where do I make friends? ;_;
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>>36152091
I notice you didn't say you had a job. That would be priority. Jobs lead to friends, which lead to more friends.
If you're a graduate, you're probably over 21. Go to bar man. Drink a little for confidence and start talking to people that look friendly. It'll be difficult at first but people are more welcoming than you believe.
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Nah, I have a job where I work 9am to 8pm and am too tired to do anything on the weekend. It's been like that for five years; five years of my life gone, just sitting behind a computer doing calculations and shit.
I would love to find some amateur music club that holds recitals or something -- I really miss that.
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There was a grill I was dating but nothing went further. She says we are different type of people and we won't make it.
I go full desperados , I mean desperation. Start messaging her on daily basis, almost asking just for a fuck if we won't be bf and gf. She lashes out at me for being such a child.
I keep messaging her daily (calling her cute names basically and telling how much I want her like an animal). For me it was part a joke part a necessity. She doesn't respond to a single text except if it was a Christmas greeting. This goes for about 3 or 4 months and I tell her that I regret being such a manchild and stop messaging her.
A month later she messages me :
> Did you give up?
Guys, wat do??
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G-g-g-guys!? Why did she ask me that? What should I've done?
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>>36152033
>show up to her house in a fursuit with rose in mouth and winebottles
>ello m'lady (tip fedora)
>fuck her like a chad all night long
>???
>profit
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> She says we are different type of people and we won't make it.
Holy fuck you got rekt
How can women get away with this bullshit?
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>tfw the only girl you've ever truly loved calls you "lil bro"
Just kill me now
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I'm going to go ahead and guess that OP is a mega manlet :3
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>>36152028
>tfw the only girl you've ever loved died in a car accident five years ago
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>>36152028
What's up lil bro. Want me to take you to the park?
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Watch anime
>many grils
>all unique and strong
>rewards nice guy for beta behavior
Go outside
>finds a 3D slut
>passive, submissive
>automatic backstabbing skills
>gossip 24/7
Why can't women behave like they do in anime?
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>>36152021
>all unique
You clearly haven't watched enough anime.
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Women are supposed to be fiercly independent and just as powerful as men now, for some reason.
That basically turns them all into horrible bitches
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>roasties develop taste for anime in my area
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Been wandering around in the woods for a few days now, on the outskirts of some city- not sure which since everything got bombed to hell. I'm hungry, last meal I had was a can of sardines I found in some gas station a few days ago. Always on the go, always hearing gunfire, always tired.
Hoping this reaches someone.
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>>36151988
sardines sick. I bet they didn't taste half bad if you were really hungry though
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>>36151988
Eh whyt?
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>>36151988
>innawoods
>not eating innawoods
What are you even doing?
>3 page rought draft due tueday
>haven't even started
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>36151962
Don't worry bout it friendo, I've got a paper due tuesday that I haven't started either. We'll get through it
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>>36151962
Just let it go anon, it probably won't matter in a few years anyway you tried your best.
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>>36151962
I had an essay that was 19 pages long double space. Finished it in 5 hours. Just depends on the topic. I find it easy to write alot in a little bit of time. What's you topic OP?
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>r9k newfag
>am I doing an /r9k/ right?
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>>36151917
This looks like original content, so yes
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>>36151917
definitely a popular outlet for newfags
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broccoli is my favorite vegetable
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>Wake up to see this starring at you
what would you do, r9k?
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Kick it in the stupid cock
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>>36151934
as it should be desu baka
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>>36151916
lol. I talked to this trap.
Wasn't a very fun conversation.
Kid has basically no personality and is just free holes to use.
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Do women masturbate?
If so, to what?
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>>36151913
fanfic and shitty romance novels mostly
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>>36151913
those are some cool bed sheets
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>>36151913
That girl is ten years older now and probably not as hot. Fuck; that makes me sad.
Forget getting mad about not having a gf is anyone else here mad that no one told them about masturbation and how to do it and how it works?
all they ever said in middle school sex ed was "abstinance!" without even explaining what went on during sex. the only reason i found out was because i had a constant boner for two years and googled it and learned what ejaculation meant but was afraid that masturbating would be so intense that i would black out and jizz all over the room. the time when i finally did it i was scared but i busted like three nuts and thought that was just the "pre ejacualtory fluid" that wikipedia talked about and later realised that sex isnt as intense as its madenout to be
how the hell are you supposed to learn about it? seriously? am i being an idiot? just no one ever explaining it to me or how to do it/what to expect pisses me off
>inb4 underage
im 22
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I'm mad they told me it was normal and healthy and being I have a crooked dick and a porn addiction.
I want to kill myself every day because I can't stay chaste
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>>36151879
where are you from? in school sex ed they literally only said "abstinance" and showed us a dicks with warts slideshow
im from alabama btw
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www.gnosticteachings.org
Tfw when gf
anyone else know this feel. It's pretty great.
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Yah it's solid for about two to three months.
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>>36151863
When it starts getting stale you just move on. There are an unlimited number of relationships and experiences to be had.
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>>36151863
>>36151938
Wait what? Not op but I thought a gf made you happy for good.
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>White bois make snarky comments about you and your black bf
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>>36151811
>get off on the rage of whitebois
>bf gets off on the rage of whitebois
>bf plows me like a cotton field behind the mall dumpster
>go home
>bring up how many dirty looks we got
>get fucked again in raw, painful pussy
get on up, bitch
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>>36152768
HAHAHA you've made yourselves untouchable for life. ANY guy of any race who knows you've fucked a fucking monkey is going to see you as trash. Bonus: In professional and social settings, men AND women will see you as the scum of the earth.
You cannot recover from this. There are no apologies or take backs. You're stuck with it for life. Go ahead, pretend like you're glad about it
:)
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I'm starting to think that the only reason a white girl would date a nigger is that people of the same intellect tend to date. Otherwise, how else would two normal people tolerate each other for such a prolonged and involved relationships. From there, you can draw the implication I'm making about this association.
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Alright you dumb cucks it's time to tell it how it is.
It's not about the penis and it never was. It's about something more that you idiot normalfags just do not understand. Gender doesn't matter. What matters is if they are bloody sexy and have a cool personality.
In your ideal trap 2d ehentai doujinshi/manga publication, the fe(male) will be incredibly beautiful in both a physical and emotional way. But in an ideal simpleton hentai manga, the girl 95% of the will only be hot, and that's it. You will most likely jerk off to it only once in your lifetime, reflecting the clear absence of shits you really give about her.
2d traps are superior because artists have to try a lot harder to fulfill an even more freaky and sexy fantasy for their audience. Although it is for the most part unrealistic, this point is redundant because most females can't ever live up to 2d anyway.
Now since most traps in manga are more often than not, 10 times more beautiful than their female counterparts, it makes no logical sense to call it gay. Multiple fantasies are also (usually) taking place as well, like domination, reverse domination, cuckolding, anal, ahegao and many more degenerate fetishes even normalfags love.
The penis is such an insignificant part because there is still a hole you can ram your dick inside with such raw passion that will make stacy start sobbing in pure jealousy.
As you can see, the trap fetish was never about the penis and never will be. It is such a moot point and only makes the discussion circular and pointless. You're idiot claims of homosexuality are petty because they do not address anything of significance and is the ideal 1 shot kill for winning an argument without having anything of value to address. You are a simpleton, you have a small brain and you need to leave.
All in all, the trap fetish is fundamentally heterosexual and the penis argument is a moot point.
Checkmate idiots.
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>>36151751
>TLDR: I-I'm not a faggot I just like fucking boys!
Stop with this meme already. You're prison gay OP
t. guy who would ravage a sexy trap without hesitation
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>>36151817
im not gay are u stupid
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>>36151751
>draw shota
>call it a trap