Can I be a gay robot?
>Gay degenerate, no friends
>Virgin
>Don't know what to do
>Speak like a normal robot and hate feminime dudes
>Hate stacies and chads
>Hate it when straight people talk about sex
>TFW no qt gay photographer BF yet.
>>35679158
>Can I be a gay robot?
yes
you are one of us now
>>35679158
>Can I be a gay robot?
ok
>>35679158
>Can I be a gay robot?
That's the only kind of robot there is.
>tfw used to like asian girls
>tfw they all reject me because im black
Why? Is it because they think ill hurt them?
>>35679096
Not it is because you are black.
>>35679096
I'm asian and I like black males.
HMU.
>meanwhile I'm white and the only pussy interested on me is asian
would definitely change them for a nice black girl with white features.
>Haven't spoken to a woman in so long I've actually lost interest in being in any kind of relationship
Have I ascended?
I see parents on assberg sharing photos of their young children doing this dab bs and complaining that they don't know what it means, and I can never bring myself to tell them it is miming coughing from smoking concentrated cannabis.
>>35678999
oh shit my B. checked boyo
>>35678999
No myan
You are descending into a bottomless pitt of suffering.
It only gets worst from this point.
>you will never sail the seven seas with chicken little and lightning mcqueen
>>35678984
OP, I was gonna give you a pity TFW, but you did such an absolutely abysmal job on Lightning McQueen's hat that I can't even pretend you're an autist.
>>35678984
Man, you gave me the feels.
Disney shut down the disney inifinity studio.
I wanted to play the game and collect them figures but now its to late.
I can still collect the figures, i know this, but it is not the same.
So sad
Jokes on you! I'm dressed as a pirate now!
If you could have sex with a younger version of your mom, would you?
>>35678954
Hell no.
Ore
Gano
Ore
Ginal
>>35678954
No, god no.
>tfw can feel myself going further and further in to degeneracy when I'm at home alone
>Go out and do something normie tier
>fetishes are back to being pretty vanilla
You should go out and meet a friend if you have one
>>35678954
Rosen makes an entrance!
(And also, hell to the no. Though, that's fine if others would. Just not me and my mom. I hate my whole family, in fact.)
What do fembots think of the male pussy?
>>35678904
This image is wrong
That penis should be semi hard and dripping with pre cum from that prostate massage
>>35679011
lay off the gay porn
>>35678904
>What do fembots think of the male pussy?
I want to play with one
Can anyone give me some tips on how to fill my paper so it's 7 pages? I already wrote three.
write about 4 more pages
>>35678899
Oh didn't think about that
pick a topic that will satisfy the teacher no matter what and then write bullshit.
I had a nigress in english and did this with a paper on trayvon martin, she said I was the best writer she's ever had.
how did you meet your girlfriend? oh, and tell me cute stuff you guys do/did.
I've know her since I was born
Met her in high school. Didn't go out until 9 years later though. Which is arguably the hardest part of my life to deal with.
>>35678877
>how did you meet your girlfriend? oh, and tell me cute stuff you guys do/did.
I met my boyfriend on /r9k/
>trying to practice social skills by talking to people on omegle
>keep finding bots and can't actually talk to anyone
REEEEE This is really fucking annoying. Do you robots have any tips for avoiding bots like using good interests or something? I would use something I'm interested in but I'm boring as fuck.
>>35678859
>videomode
problem solved
>>35678859
Jus join a discord and try to talk with the people there.
Ive known this feel. I usually just disconnect anyways after the first 2 minutes. If you dont use any interests youll only get bots so just toss whatever in there. Try R9K maybe.
>"Hey Anon, there you are. Did you have trouble finding the place? I hope you're hungry, this is a great recipe I learned from a guy I did a scene with a few years ago."
>>35678837
>I hope like him I can put my pasta in your mouth, babe.
>>35678837
>mfw it's just pasta with marinara
"But, like....what do you....do? I mean, how can you...be by yourself all the time? Sorry if I'm being annoying or anything, I just don't understand how anyone can spend all their time alone."
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zPMqKO4Yyw
You can't be cool without posting you thumb in this thread
>>35678826
>Implying I was ever cool
>>35678845
Your right anon! Your Aren't and should kys your self. HAVE FUN!
>>35678826
I turned on a light and took an original picture with my phone
It does nothing. The pain still lingers.
>8/10 Korean man
>marries a 5/10 Japanese woman
What did he mean by this?
fuck koreans
I am not a racist but koreans should never be allowed to marry out of their race
>>35678824
>has a wife
>has a family
>has a future(?)
>has a warm body every morning and night by his side.
non stop victories to me.
as long as people get fixated on appearance , you're bound to be alone forever.
>>35678846
corean is PIG. corea is FUCK!
HA HA HA
>contactfag a few robots
>hurr what gaems do you liek?
>hurr what movies do you liek?
>hurr what TV shows do you liek?
>hurr what animus do you liek?
>omg so depressed n socially anxious to get a job I can't withstand the pressure of wageslaving so I'm leeching off my parents again ;___;
Robots are truly the most boring and vapid creatures to ever exist.
What would you prefer to talk about?
I don't play games, watch tv/movies/animu, have a job and live independently.
I'm also too anxious and awkward to talk to strangers on the internet.
>>35678809
You've got to think, this board is really all that you have in common. You don't have a common factor uniting you like you would in real life. As a result, simple icebreakers are the best way to get things started. It also doesn't help that none of us have a whole lot going on in our lives.
You want to build on that as a start, obviously. It's what any human would do, not just robots.
>>35678862
You can ask them what they do all day and they just tell you they play vidya and shitpost. Most of them really don't have anything more to share.
Well @realDonaldTrump, at least I will go down as a president!
Ooga booga if if if uhh uhh ahh ahh if iff if if
Okie doke!
a shitpost
hhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>35678798
Honestly my favorite copypasta. Keep it up. I enjoy seeing it in the catalog every day. Much better than trap shit.
>>35678835
>better than trap shit
that's setting the bar pretty low
What rhymes with coitus?
>>35678795
anoint us
>>35678795
Nigger
Origanal
>>35678795
dissappoint us