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Post your go to comfy album
No crazy shit pls
Just comfy
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbJA01Fa4bk&t=276s

comfy
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>>37947428
or this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUjV_zKX7xk
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I love Astral Weeks. Van never did anything better.

This one is pretty good. You just have to really listen to it.

Why aren't you vegan, robots?
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>>37947354
Because I like my steak. Cooked.
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>>37947354
I was and then I saw meat on my fridge and realized it was already dead and didn't want it to go to waste so I ate it. Now I've become a meat goblin waiting for people to leave things for me.
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>>37947363
>not being vegan for the health benefits

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Hey guys, remember me? https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/37540885/

I have an update on this story.

last night she was at a birthday party with her friends, and then late at night said she and a friend wanted to go out in the city (where I live, and asked if I wanted to join them), so like after midnight she finally said they were leaving for the city.

So I found out where they were at (some club) and texted her that I'm there, and that she should come outside.

when she got out, I saw her looking around, then not finding me, and trying to text me

so I walked up to her (her back pointed at me) and I texted her "behind you"

she walked over to me with a smile

I went in for a kiss on the cheek (I'm a kissless sperg) but she clearly directed her lips instead.

I kissed her on the lips once, then she moved away enough to look at me, I saw the way she was looking was very different, she was obviously wanting more

but they had to leave in about 45 mins

I went in for a second kiss, and it turned into making out

long story short, we were making out, then her friend wanted to get something to eat, so we went to the nearest restaurant

while the friend was eating, we were making out, and I was feeling her up under het shirt. her fucking delicious waist and the bit at the top of the hips and her look kept getting more intense and so did the making out.

I was popping a semiboner (not obvious because of where/how I was sitting)

some random lewd smalltalk in the mix

some more making out, and the security guy told me and her to leave restaurant (I guess excessive lewdness?)

so continued in front of the restaurant instead

shortly after, she had to leave for home, this was around 3AM+

I never thought I could make out, thinking about it just showed me I had no clue how not to fuck up, but it all went automatically. I also never showed affection with anyone in public, but I guess that is also out of the window.

I feel alive today.
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>>37947339
Let me be the first to say well fucking done man, you've done this entire imageboard and your ancestors proud today!
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>>37947339
Oh my goddddddd stick it in there and blagagaghagaggagahgagahhaa... Fucking have sex with her you dope!!! SMOKE pot and jack off thinking about her too!!!!
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>>37947391
I wanted to, but keeping her at my place meant she couldn't go to work in the morning (she works at her parents' place) and also, she's turning 18 in a week from now. so I didn't want her parents to find out about me in a negative way (of me keeping their daughter from work and stuff)

but last week I finally bought a two-person bed. so that's the plan for the next time I see her. I told her to come without her friend (awkward for the friend being the third wheel while we make out and shit)

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>gf records a video of me
>i watch it
>realize just how fucking terrible my voice is
Fuck
Who here /voicelet/
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>>37947291
i have a pretty nice voice but i dont go outside much
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>>37947291
>gf
fuck off
Yes fuck you 4chan I know my comment isn't original but that doesn't make it any less true
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>>37947291
Most people dislike the sound of their own voice, because it sounds different than it does in their head.

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hey so if someone is having like panic attacks regularly do you think it's time to visit a doctor? what do you think they will do? I think I'm a hypochondriac and I'm trying to say as little about myself as possible so you guys wont make fun of me but also i want help and maybe this is just a way to get attention but like if you are a hypochondirac how do you deal with that? last time i went to the doctor he seemed to act like i was just wasting his time and i really dont want to go through with that but its seriously negatively effecting my life
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>panic attacks
>a doctor
Nigga wtf are you doing. Doctors are there for MEDICAL issues. You have PSYCHOLOGICAL issues.

Go see a psychiatrist.
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>>37947283
I'm a hypochondriac, too. Honestly, the best thing for me is making sure my diet is on point. Like any true hypochondriac I am a vegan lol
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>>37947283
I think panic attacks are usually a anxiety loop and you might see a psychiatrist about it.

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Why do girls try so hard to make their ass seem big?
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Big ass = wide hips = beneficial traits for childbearing

Our brains are drawn to asses
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>>37947313
My brain is drawn to small ass tho
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>>37947320
That's why you jerk off to traps.

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>starved myself for a week
>hungry as heck
>now all I can do it binge eat

what do? how do I stop this? please help me I don't want to gain all the weight back but I am literally starving. I ate a large pizza, drank 5 cans of soda, two bowls of pho, two big macs, and three quesadillas in only two days
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Why are you starving yourself? That's the opposite thing to do. You need to maintain a caloric standard every day or else you're putting your hunger panes to the extreme. You're setting yourself up for failure, anon.
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>>37947215
cut out 1 unhealthy thing at a time from your diet and dont worry about the rest. soda etc would be a good idea. drink just water and unsweetened tea. i promise it will taste good after a while
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>>37947215
That's not that much food if that's 2 whole days. Do you count calories

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I imagined myself pointing a gun at my head and he takes the gun away and hugs me
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and when he took the gun away he let me cling to his leg and cry
is that how dramatic sad scenes go
because i dont know why i imagined it
i went to lay down and i cried a lot
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I imagine myself pointing a gun at my head and she takes the gun away and shoots me herself

I recognize I'm a terrible person who deserves to be shot anyway
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i just want aya so much
he listened to me and made me feel like he cared
and now he hates me
and theres no more point

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On at least two occasions, my mom told me she "always wished to have a daughter, but only got sons"

She also once sat me down to watch Queer Eye without explaining why.

What's your thoughts on this?
Did anyone experience something similar to that?
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I never really spoke to them during my childhood due to them working alot.
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>>37947153
Your mum wants you to be a trap fuccboi
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>>37947160
really? well who raised you, then?

>>37947265
yeh probably.
But what do you think of it? How disrespectful is that?

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Please post your 10/10 females please.

This girl is unirconically my 10/10 I would partner with till I died.

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1498384046478.webm
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>anon fell for her sushi


I bet you're not Asian
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Found this on some other threas and was in love.Can't tell is this person is short or not from the photo but the face and hair are like mmmmmmm fuck.
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>>37947123
You do realize that:
- She won't act cute like that 24/7
- You will get bored of her at some point, at that point I sure hope you are good friends
- She won't look cute forever

Just remember, 2D girls don't age

i burnd the sushi
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sew it up and put it bak in woter

it cum back too lyf
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use da neighbas dawg isnted
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isnt sushi raw?

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im high on shrooms lol
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>>37947011
it ok anon, i ame here with you
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>>37947011
How many grams did you take.

Also, you will have to deal with the deaths of most of the people you love before you eventually die yourself
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>>37947011
You still there op? you doing ok?

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Rate my purchase
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>>37947010
lonely/10
even for videogame standards
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>>37947010
>2017
>still playing on consoles
apex kek
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>>37947010
Witcher 3 is most best vidya ever. Atmospheric, fun to play, interesting stories. Good choice. 200+ well spent hours if you are the sort that likes to roam and do the monster contracts (many of which are nice self contained stories). The two expansions are really nice too.

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>computer crashes
>3500 word essay lost
>start up computer
>gone

I think this was a sign from God to just give up
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>>37946983
>not constantly pressing ctrl+s
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>>37946983
What were you writing about, anon?
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Any decent word processor saves temporary backups.

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look at this thing
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is that bat?
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>>37946969
yup. it's certainly somethin ain't it.
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK OFF MONKEYS

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