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Welp I think I've gotten to the point in my life were I've actually started to try and instinctively kill my self in my daily life. Also feels thread?
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Its like all I do anymore is get up go to work go home and go to sleep theyre is no real joy in my life and every time I get the chance to bring in some light I skrew it up and the cycle goes on and on
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I loathe every single last one of you...
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I've been getting really drunk and hassling people from my past. Also doing weird things like making appointments to get a huge tatttoo. I can't control myself at all.
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can we get a /comfy/ thread going?
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https://youtu.be/M7supjjZZJA
comfy zelda music
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ollpmino
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>>36022899
Too much window. Heat goes to waste radiating outside. 2/5
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Can't even post anything on detail anymore, because I know some chads and normies that 100% use 4chan
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>whoa, Brad, check out this post brah
>what's up with it Chad?
>remember that weird kid we were talking to about 4chan around? this post is probably him dawg! he's talking about us!
>hahahaha no waaaay bruh lemme post this to twitter real quick
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>>36022956
Those fuckers don't use r9k though, but if I describe any of my problems or go on any of my fav boards I am no longer anonymous
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>>36022956
> Ready to shag his oneitis later?
> Hell yeah brah
> Hahahahaha
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where are my fellow robots at?
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2479482&add=1#
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>>36022815
Done. in it map goobers
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>>36022815
I wish that other Missourianon would post itt
Is there a way to edit the map marker? I forgot to add contact info
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Wait shit, thought this was a continuation of the other map thread. This one here https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2268411#
has more robots in it.
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This thread is for Robots that want some advice by normies.
A girl invited me to sleep at her place tomorrow, how to not spill my spaghetti?
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>>36022772
Ur either goim2 fuck or ur gay coming to a sleepover
Choose which one - and yes its your choice, not hers(not talking about rape btw)
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>>36022772
Treat her the same way you treat your other friends and you'll be fine, also don't assume she wants sex.
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>>36022772
Practice twirling it onto your fork a few hours beforehand, always worked for me.
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What's better?
>doing 100 push ups in one sitting
or
>doing 30in the morning, doing 30in the afternoon and doing 40 in the evening
Or are these equal in term of effectiveness (if your goal is big muscles)?
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>>36022713
>if your goal is big muscles
then you need weights and a gym
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>>36022713
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkXCouDfFdk
don't focus on reps, focus on time
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100 in the morning
100 in the afternoon
100 in the evening
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> be me
> bored
> make a fake tinder account
> set gender to female
> get 25+ matches within the first 10 minutes
> some of these are super-likes
I knew women had it easy in the dating world, but to this extent? It literally takes ZERO effort to find a good-looking guy that's interested in you as a woman. On a good WEEK on Tinder I'd get 10 matches. What the fuck?
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>>36022705
i'm a 5/10 at most and I get matches every hour. I don't meet any of the guys though, just unmatch.
it's fun.
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Post a screenshot of some the openers you've gotten.
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>>36022908
did you read what I wrote lol, I unmatch everyone. I read the openers, laugh, unmatch.
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>neet loser joins my discord
>I ask who he is
>beats around the bush and spergs out
>I ban him
talk about autism you experience
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>>36022703
These threads aren't funny and you know it. Kill yourself nigger-faggot
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>>36022703
Yuo iii I think you issue ya a funny thread.
Cunt.
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>>36022756
Chill nigga
Dobt have to be spastic
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>6 month jail sentence
>didn't report to prison as ordered
>3h ago police came to my house for the first time
>I noticed them coming so I grabbed my backpack, jacket, ran to basement before they knocked on the door, opened the tiny window in the basement and ran for it
guys I thing this is over, they are onto me and next time they will sure as hell get me
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You'll serve 4 months on Good Time. If you run you're making it worse. Jail isn't bad. Just don't be a pedophile or a smartass and you'll make it.
t.Person who did 4 months
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>>36022687
Why did you get a 6th month sentence? If they let you report to prison when you were supposed to that means it would be a pretty easy white person prison. 6 months of reading books doesn't sound that bad. Now you're going to get raped by Brown people in a real prison when they catch you.
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>>36022736
I wont spend a day in jail no fucking way I've been suicidal even without it
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I just quit my job as a picker in a warehouse. I'm 25 and my parents are pissed because they're separating and want me to provide for myself. What do I do.
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>>36022679
why quit the job before you got another? or start school?
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>>36022758
I walked out because they keep giving me new people to train. Today they tried to make me train 4 people. I train at least 1-2 new guys a week. I also told my coworkers and supervisors that I can't keep training new people all the time. They obviously didn't listen and tried to make me train 4 new guys at once. It honestly makes me feel unappreciated.
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>>36022679
If you're 25 you can get $12k in grant money for college. My college is only $7k a year so that covered tuition and most of housing. My parents aren't poor so they spent $3k a year on my housing and I work 3 months a year during my breaks to have money for food and gas. I'm about to graduate and I have 0 debt and like $30k in college funds that I never used.
This ofcourse was all during Obama. You might be fucked under Trump. Lostallhope.com has some good info on suicide techniques.
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Help me to understand the appeal of Rick and Morty.
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This isn't Reddit faget
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It's a show for pseudo-intellectual normalfags who think they're quirky. The kind of person that enjoys this show frequents reddit and probably owns a shirt with the periodic table of elements on it.
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>>36022642
>buuurrrrrp morty burrrrrp i'm a genius morty and that means all my wacky antics are definitely okkk braaaap i'm a dickhead because i'm smart!
>Shitty improv
>MULTIVERSE THEORY LMAO SCIENCE
>""""deep"""" moments like Rick attempting suicide.
It appeals to Euphoric Redditors and people who miss futurama.
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robots and their hypocrisy btfo
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I dunno about others, but a moderately attractive girl is all I want.
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>>36022452
She's not wrong you konw
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I'm 6'2 fucking degenerate whore
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Guys, I went undercover!
I discovered that kids these days think "abuse" is being yelled at.
Is the future fucked?
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Stop yelling at people you disagree with, anon.
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when i was a little girl my dad would pull down my shorts and pinch my clit HARD when i did something wrong
watever it was i never did it again; todays youth as so pussified as to grow up to be fucked
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>>36022441
That's one of the meanings, yes. I looked it up
>inb4 you're just one of dem millennials
not young, not an american
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>be me
>25
>no gf ever
>housemate committed suicide last week
>no friends so ended up sleeping on a Christian family's sofa for three nights
>work a data entry-tier job
>stupidly told my boss I'm resigning last Friday
>emailed him today asking if I can withdraw my resignation
>spent the weekend in a small town with a 40-year-old family friend
>he takes me to a pub
>one of the most beautiful girls I have ever seen working there
>around 5'1, very pale, black hair, cute white ankle socks and cute shoes, amazing eyes
>literally like Amelie from the movie Amelie
>feel a desire to rescue her from rural drudgery and have her be my wife
>no idea how old she is, if she's single etc
>look at her and we maintain eye contact a couple of times
>feel bad for oggling her and don't look at her again
>next night the guy wants to go to the same bar
>he gets drunk quickly (with my money) and tells me all about his Tinder addiction
>showing me random 45-year-old divorcees he's hoping to date
>asks some random young girl if he can take a photo of her ass since she's wearing Deadpool leggings
>keeps turning to stare at her
>feel embarrassed but barmaid doesn't seem to notice
>guy I'm with is hungry so we leave
>feel regret
>tell the guy the barmaid is my "aesthetic ideal"
>he says "what, the little fat bitch?"
>he tells me to go back but it's close to midnight and the place will be closed
>regret hard
>search for 5 hours on facebook hoping to find her
>nothing
>ask /r9k/ if it's worth me writing her a note with my email on it
>get called a faggot, a beta, a failed normie and a coward
>planning to return there this Friday evening and walk in and bluntly ask her if she'll let me take her out
>fear that she's 18, in a relationship, a student with an Arts Chad bf etc
Should I catch a train there again this weekend? Am I being creepy and / or autistic?
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You should catch the train alright...
Just kidding.
Learn to give up, women don't love men for who they are..they love for what you can do for them.
You have nothing she would want.
Work on that or give up
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The shame of never knowing will hurt more than any potential rejection.
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>>36023276
>>36023253
Contrasting answers
Very confusing
What are the arguments for and against eating ass?
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>>36022395
For:
It's delicious
Against:
She might not want it
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>>36022395
Against:
That's where poop comes from.
You would have to talk to a whiny roastie before and afterward.
You'll probably get a disease
For:
Nothing
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>>36022395
ew that's where babies come from
YUCKY