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>tfw 21 yr old university student with no work experience
>had an interview for cashier position
>answering interview questions, maintaining eye contact and speaking clearly
>midway through, interviewer asks me "anon are you shy, you are only answering my questions and then thats kinda it, you dont talk much"
>start to get really anxious
>also lied about having previous retail experience
>starts asking me about my previous work experience
>asks me to run her through a day of working at said place.
>spaghetti spills everywhere
I was bullied growing up because i was born witha cleft lip. How do i stop being shy/quiet?
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That sucks, senpai.
I feel fortunate that, despite my autism, I've always been excellent at public speaking, presentations, and formal interviews.
Put me down in a roomful of strangers and ask me to make small talk, though, and I'll spill spaghetti all over the floor.
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>>37559269
yeah it was really bad she even laughed when i was explaining my day at my previous "job". Fuck, it went worse then i could have imagined.
It sucks because when i am honest about having no work experience i get ignored by every minimum wage job, even mcdicks.
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>>37559232
just fucking kill yourself i guess
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Which one of us is the most fucked up?
>Be me
>26 , almost 27
>no job
>no friends
>virgin
>addicted to porn and masturbation
>subscribed to dogfart.com before
>still in community college after being there on and off for almost 8 years
>nowhere near a degree because everything I did was unrelated and some non credit classes I withdrew/failed
>live with mom
>dad hasn't spoken to me since 18
>basically a NEET
>try to look busy and leave my house often, sitting inside of McDonalds or Barnes and Noble most of the time
>Trying to move away from the hot desert but don't know how without being homeless
>Only jobs I can get are probably minimum wage service jobs
>Have only $25 in my bank account as of today as I the moment I get financial aid money, I spend it on In-N-Out, Del Taco and McDonald's Iced Coffee
>Don't know what to do for a career
>Very limited options because if I take classes too difficult like Calculus 1 I will probably fail and lose my financial aid
>Can't become a doctor or engineer because of this
Who is more fucked than me?
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I was thinking about subscribing to Dogfart.com. Would you recommend it?
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>>37559396yes, but I prefer Jules jordan or Gloryholeswallow
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>>37559154
>Have only $25 in my bank account as of today as I the moment I get financial aid money, I spend it on In-N-Out, Del Taco and McDonald's Iced Coffee
>Don't know what to do for a career
>Very limited options because if I take classes too difficult like Calculus 1 I will probably fail and lose my financial aid
>Can't become a doctor or engineer because of this
Stop pissing away that money. You're going to have to pay it back eventually because student loans are not dischargeable in bankruptcy. Btw calculus I is a joke. A lot of college students take Calc I when they're 16 years old as part of an AP credit. I took AP calc in high school and I'm a fucking retard.
Btw a degree isn't going to help you all that much. Stop pissing away so much money and time trying to get a degree. This ain't 1970 anymore everyone and their mother has a degree nowadays.
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Is it wrong to sleep with people because you feel lonely?
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>>37558999
It's only wrong to sleep with someone if you are in a relationship with someone else.
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>you spend all Ramadan watching Memri TV
>Yusuf spends his nights watching haraam in HD
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>>37558999
Where do i get those islamic extremist tv subtitles pics/memes/thingys?
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>Mid 2000's
>Have $0 extra money to spend
>Can't commission my favorite porn artists
>Current year
>Finally have a surplus of money to spend
>Can't commission my favorite porn artists because they retired/disappeared
And every current porn artist sucks and is a hack
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>>37558956
source on the picture though?
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>>37558956
Mayhaps I could recommend our lord and saviour, the honourable Sir Shadman? I consider him to be quite good.
The best even, if I do say so myself.
And many other gentlemen of refined taste such as myself would agree.
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>>37559028
>A literal cuckold
I don't commission cucks
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this helper is very cute
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These type of frogs in general are very cute and non-threatening.
Many normal Pepes are nightmare fuel to me.
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this apu is a chad
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No he isn't. He's dumb and stupid
*slaps helper*
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Anyone have more pics of her?
Originao postao
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>>37558664
God, why do I feel like I recognize her... better check if I've got anything.
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>>37558664
Hello, It appears you have accidentally posted on the wrong board. This is a robot board where only robots can post. This is a common mistake! Since you are a normie you should go and post in >>>/b/ or >>>/soc/. Have a nice day!
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that's a me.
I posted that ironically at first.
please stop reposting it. I do not like seeing my fat belly all over 4chan
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Do you Iike willies?
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>>37558616
chinese keith etc etc
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>>37559151
>chinese keith
who?
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Well, Willie Nelson is a good country singer, Willie Garson is a good actor, so yeah, i kinda like Willies.
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>2005 was 12 years ago
>the Iraq war was 14 years ago
>the great recession was 10 years ago
>10
>years
>ago
>yesterday it's new year's
>now it's june
>6th
How does time pass so fast lads
I can't take it anymore
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Oh it's actually 7th
Bump
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>>37558602
just enjoy the ride
it never ends
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>>37558602
Living the summer of 2005 over and over in an endless loop could be considered heaven for me. TAKE ME BACK NAAAAo
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>go into gay bar for fun
>none of the faggots in there hit on me
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>>37558492
>Tell yourself they were waiting for you to hit on them since your so tall, muscular, masculine and dominant
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I went into a gay bar once too. I did it to prove to myself I wasn't gay, but the entire time there I got a lot of attention by looking like a twink. Even worse if anything I'm more twink now ;_;
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I'm not a fag, but I told a guy let's fuck once and we did it.
Fags live in easy mode.
>Be me
>Bunking at brother's place since my apartment is flooded because of shitty rain weather
>Go's into the kitchen for any drinks to have
>Sees a perfect bottle of Coke Cola
>Fuckyes.png
>Pours a pint of Cola into glass
>Chucks that shit down
>Brother walks in seeing me chuck it
>Brother is shouting at me for some reason but I can't hear him because I'm too busy chucking that fizzy Cola
>Stops chucking to take a breather
>"The fuck you doing, Anon?! That has Vodka in it!"
>As soon as my brother said that I taste that horrible taste of V O D K A
>At that point I get a Migraine and shit gets somewhat blurry
>Wellshit.jpeg
>10 minutes later I'm in my bed regretting everything that happened
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>cola is caramel color
>vodka is see through
What kind of retard do you think I am?
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>>37558502
Not sure if sarcasm or not
>Am Retardation FWI
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First off. Drink water instead of soda. Second off if your paying for your apartment you should ask for your money back for the days that the apartment was flooded. At least ask. They'll probably say no, but it's worth a shot. Sorry you're having a bad time right now. I hope things begin to get better soon.
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Jerry Seinfeld = alpha male shitlord of the century?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iG87m0qox6A
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>>37558440
I saw his bit on marriage earlier this year, he sounded like a cuck.
With his wealth though I still wish I were him.... A younger version of him anyways
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>>37558440
He does have a certain aura about him. Some people just don't like to hug strangers. Plus hus suit is probably worth a fair amount of cash so he doesen't want some slut getting glitter all over it.
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Kesha doesnt deserve this. She's a nice person srs
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ok so i got laid off a few days ago.
what the hell do i do now? im 27 and live alone, wtf do you NEETS do all day?
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>>37558436
thank you for posting my oc
im glad someone saved it
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>>37558436
>wtf do you NEETS do all day?
stay here and refresh
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I used to play visual novels but nowadays I make music.
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>tfw 5'5 and 120lbs
>been to the gym so I have abs now
>still deep in the friendzone with all my female friends
>found out they actually think I'm gay but still in the closet even though I've told them many times I'm straight
>don't have the courage to ask girls out because of this
what the fuck can I do?
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Set up tinder and start swiping. Spend a few minutes of effort on nice pictures and a good writeup.
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>>37558169
>5'5
hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
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>>37558300
Not OP, but don't you need goybook for tinder? Not worth it.
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how do you fix dark circles
i already get enough sleep
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bump
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it's genetic. suck it up and use a concealer or get fat graft surgery
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you can't do anything about them if they're hereditary. it's just part of your facial structure. if you have enough money for surgery you can get implants that fill in the under eye hollowness.
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>tfw no dacoit bf
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>>37557846
go read a book degenerate
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>>37557846
>dacoit bf
The fuck is that?
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>>37558071
the fuck is google? blox