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>>38691869
>Would you be okay with your girlfriend having a guy friend living with you two?

Yea, if I was a cuck

I mean, if there was absolutely zero chance about her cheating on me with him and he was easy to get along with, yeah, it'd be fine with me.

>>38691869
Lol you want to have this parasite live with you? Tell him to gtfo after 2 weeks. Any longer and he can establish tenancy.

more details about this person? why haven't you seen each other in so long?

>>38691959
Looks normal, definitely not a stacy. The only time we "saw" each other was in college(uk) and even then didn't really talk much because of my crippling meme autism. I don't understand why my brain won't fucking stop

>>38692135
do you have anyway of contacting her? friends on facebook etc. she seems chill and you're obviously into her if you think about her this much. she would be flattered if you asked to see her and even if it didn't work out, gaining a friend can be really useful! if you continue to see her she could introduce you to more people thus expanding your social circles and increase your chances of meeting other girls! try to get yourself out there anon, i know what you mean and i know it's difficult but it's worth a shot. if you don't think that's a great idea, maybe try meeting up with some online friends irl and expanding circles that way to take your mind of the girl you're currently thinking about or maybe even approach girls you see in real life, remember the worst that could happen if that they politely decline! you got this anon

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B is for bump

C is for Cill your self

>>38691835
d is for my ding dong

>implying i can't
i squat 315 boy

>Spend hundreds of hours learning how to play the stock exchange and sports betting in order to make a measly few hundred extra a month.
>This roastie just sells off her old underwear at a 2000% profit

Too crushed to even ree

Gross, why would someone want to buy used underwear?

Doesn't feel good to say it but I haven't read a full book since high school
I liked catch 22 though.

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I mostly listen to audiobooks, but yeah

Brave new world is an awesome read anon, congrats on the pick.

I suggest:

-Cormac McCarthy (The Road, Blood Meridian)
-Jose Saramago (Blindness)
-Haruki Murakami (Wind-Up Bird chronicle, 1Q84, Kafka on the shore)

>>38691750
Without Remorse by Tom Clancy is awesome.

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What kind of games do you like to play, anon?

RPGs: Elder Scrolls games(preferably Morrowind), Fallout games, The Witcher, Dark Souls

Strategy: Stellaris, Civ 5/6, Cities:Skylines, Kerbal Space Program

Those are the games that I'm cycling through atm.

I too grew bored of MMOs. I played Runescape and EVE Online and just got sick of the grinding that was required.

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>>38692014
>already played through all of these
>can't find anything else that will hold my attention
W H Y

Metal gear solid 5 is pretty good

>>38691546
boomp please help a fellow mang

look up about tonsil stones

>>38691546
you're missing out on one of the most vital steps: floss your fucking teeth

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>>38691507
And all in your innerspace boy
You had
hands girl boy
and steel boy
You had chemicals boy
I've grown so close to you
Boy and you just groan boy
She said comeover comeover
She smiled at you boy.

*builds up*
Drive boy, dog boy, dirty, numb angel boy
In the doorway boy, she was a lipstick boy
She was a beautiful boy and tears boy

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Trainspotting is the quintessential robot movie.

You should stop posting here

I

C'mon anon, It's friday night, i was working all week, let me relax a little bit

I know. That's why I don't blame the world for my problems.

>>38691426
In highschool I bought a girl a box of chocolates and was told she fucks black dudes when I told my friends who it was for

I would never buy you anything

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>>38691426
Is that a fucking redhead midget?

>>38691342
It's pretty stupid I mean some can pull it off but usually only the ones that are actually around ghetto black people it doesn't really work when some suburban white dude from a white area decides to do it but that guy makes millions of dollars for some easy as fuck music

None of them compare to the J to the R O C

>>38691342
White people that idolize African "culture" are a disgrace. Literal retard in OP's post is a good example

>>38691336
It's a way for weak betas to feel better about being weak betas and not being badasses.

Like how fat women turned fit, attractive women into subjects of ridicule.

The more you grow up the more the word badass changes meaning.
When i think badass i think of a wounded man punching the shit out of someone.

Looking back at what you thought was badass, it just seems too tryhard

>>38691455
>When i think badass i think of a wounded man punching the shit out of someone.
edgy

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>>38691335
Virgnity won't turn me into someone happy and normal. I know that. What I want is someone to love, someone who loves me, someone on whom I can rely. Someone who shares my true feelings, who can touch my soul. What I want to be happy is that. It is also self-confidence. Hope. A way to start talking without feeling fear, to get out in the street, to not feel scrawny and sweaty and to not feel threatened. To be able to think clearly. To be happy. I don't feel bad about virginity. I'm still young and I don't care. I just want to be happy. But to feel so alienated from this world, to know that you'll never get what you crave most, to know that your destiny is such and that your path will be hard to change but that to get this energy you need to change first but you cannot change because you do not have the energy is a soul-crushing, endlessly gloomy cloud hanging over your head.

it was significant 50 , 60, 70 years ago cause it usually meant you just found your Spouse.

today it means absolutely nothing.

I agree. Sex would be nice but I'm not desperate or anything. If it happens it happens.

>>38691241
go deeper idiot. those pussy cuts aren't going to release enough endorphins for you to feel anything

>>38691241
>I cut myself
those are scratches

>>38691285
>go deeper
It's fucking difficult to go deeper. It hurts and my brain tells me not to

I wonder what she's up to right now?

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

Rose has officially been off steam for a month, a MONTH! What the fuck happened?

>>38691563
she's probably in italy getting fucked silly by some rapist.