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if you live in the USA, what state do you live in OP? id be your friend if you stopped being so desperate and also if you live near me

>>35135787
>if you stopped being so desperate
how am i desperate? it just pisses me off

>>35135787
what state are you in yooo?

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>>35135642
>tfw pic related
I didn't take this screenshot, I don't use that font, don't bully me

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>message opened 47 minutes ago
>was saying "goodnight, i love you"
It's a good feel robots

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i have that watch 10/10

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>>35135686
It's a wall clock

I do too but I mostly shitpost or read books on it

Playing games on your phone is not so good

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Crazy because I was gonna lose my phone tonight in the train and I just payed the bill

I'm a lucky nigger

>>35135536

Faggot milennial

Read 'The Culture of Critique' by Kevin Macdonald. It's more underhandedness than superiority.

>>35135559
but I thought guh-non didn't give a fuck about honor

>>35135446
what did they mean by this?

Bane?

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>>35135477
Sound harsh?

I know, life is hard sometimes, and more difficult when people spend too much time in their heads and not enough time connecting with the outside world. o

>>35135430
Amazon warehouse is literally run by little robots that move shelves around so you'll fit right in.

>>35135430
Worked there over winter season, literally worst shit ever. They hound you over meeting goals, no time for breaks, and they have almost 0 training. There were a shit ton of people working too and you had to maneuver and talk to everyone. If you're not used to walking 6+ hours a day you'll be sore the next day and barely able to walk. I do not recommend amazon, I work as a stocker now for petsmart and it's literall 100x more introvert friendly than amazon

>>35135276
absolutely undeniably relatable senpai

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men made for dick are in high demand

congrats!

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>>35135276
>girliest hips and ass possible for a boy
>only attracted to femboys and weebs
why can't i just have normal cocklust

>>35135269
get that butterball from hellraiser lookin fuck out of here you rice nigger

Leading research shows it's caused by what hormones you're exposed to in the womb (why you're more likely to be gay if you're a man and have lots of older brothers, your mothers womb gets less and less efficient at producing the right hormone levels) so it's literally a birth defect kek.

I don't know why /pol/tards think calling something a mental illness is some epic smackdown, especially when it comes to trannies since that's literally in the DSM lmao.

>>35135260
Liking all these artists that have this style
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnZQnp7NnpQ

>>35135887
If you've seen the No-Jumper interview his childhood was fucked up. Almost certainly ASPD I bet

>>35135260
grudge hiphop is the most dumbest shit to come to earth. they sound like a little kid trying to make metal music. id rather listen to jiggly puff rap beats all day.

professor ass? no thanks.

>>35135242
Man I had so many hot teachers in my first high school (a private one). I regret getting kicked out and moving to a shitty 2x1 for my last (two years in one) year.

Everyone (including me), from all classes, wanted to fuck my chemistry teacher, she was a total MILF. I was her favorite student in my class, even though I was mediocre at chemistry. She offered herself to be my (I don't know what the correct word in english is) counselor and the person who looked after me in the school, making sure I was getting good grades and not getting in trouble. We were friends, I miss her.

My first history teacher there was my favorite, she wasn't that hot physically, but her personality made her very attractive for me and a lot of other students. Too bad they fired her. She was kind of experimental (experimental for my country's shitty educational system at least) teaching and testing methods, and old-school conservative strict parents didn't like that.

You could if you had a gun.

Only those who still have hope complain about dick size. Because it means that if they do manage to seduce a woman she'll take one look at it, then laugh and walk off. Once you realize that a woman isn't going to see it either way you cease to give a shit.

>>35135231
It's because they watch too much porn and don't read enough science. Also equally important is the fact that they've never put their average dick in a pussy to realize how fine it is.

>>35135166
Pretty good. How about you?

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>>35135174
>mfw nobody has used this phrase on /r9k/ yet

>>35135166
>mfw read that in robbie's voice

>>35135141
No, sex-slave is

>>35135141
>>35135173

No, missionary position with their husband after they get married for reproductive purposes only is

i don't want nothing up my butt

>implying your consciousness would go into another dimension

that doesn't even make sense, what happens to your consciousness from that dimension?

Death is a macro-scale rather than quantum event though

>>35135010
That's not how it works Anon.

You don't go anywhere. Other you goes somewhere. Ending it just hurts the people that care about you even a little bit.

Isn't it sad that we would be grieved in death far more than we are loved when we're alive.