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>the girls i didn't care about and ignored wanted me
>the girls i paid attention to friendzoned me
really makes you think
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normie get out.
i cant even think of instances where there are women around me. you must be in a social circle of some kind
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>>34797227
You didn't like the ugly girls, but they liked you. And vice versa with the beautiful girls.
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No girl has ever expressed interest in wanting me so I can safely say I don't have this problem.
Who here too weak for life?
>tfw extremely sensitive
>tfw over-analyze and replay every awkward social experience
>tfw develop intense crushes and fall apart when they eventually start dating someone else
>tfw often collapse into self-pity and despair
>tfw heart starts thudding when reminded of how shitty my situation is
>tfw panic that it's too late and I'm fucked up beyond repair
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>>34797198
sounds just like me, like exactly
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>>34797297
Are you a virgin though?
vgblox
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>>34797198
I do the first two a lot, a few rude words can easily ruin my day. Groups of people absolutely terrify me, especially ones with my peers.
Confrontation is a big no-no, I either have to hold back tears or I cross my arms and steam like an angry child.
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Why the fuck is /r9k/ right? I thought the beta bux alpha fucks thing was bullshit. Goddamn it.
> still deeply madly in love with ex, who left me in 2014
> been writing a diary to her ever since
> decide to turn my life around after years of wishing for her back
> after 300 rejections finally get a job
> working for a community organisation, full of middle aged women, one girl is young, 22, big green eyes, nice arse, and very, very shy
> I had to shadow her as part of training, read up on conversation topics since im spending 6 hours with her
> make her laugh and im not being autistic, making good eye contact
> we grab lunch together and I tell her how nice she is, how beautiful I thought she was since the moment I saw her
> she smiles and says lets go out sometime
> get her number!! This is fucking awesome
> I pay for lunch because fuck it why not
> get a text the next day
> "anon I feel like shit, I got drunk last night and this guy took advantage of me, I feel like a slag, can we go for dinner?"
> literally cannot believe what im reading
> I dont understand, I genuinely thought we had a great connection.
I havent messaged back. Im miserable, this is my first date in three years. Im tempted to go see her and try and put my foot down, to try and salvage what we had. I feel like a fucking idiot.
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AWALT
Modern women are beyond redemption. The sooner you fully accept this, you will be able to move on with your life.
You are incapable of being Alpha. Your behaviour was truly Beta and she took advantage. She does not want Beta cock, she wants to be abused by a sociopathic Chad wanker and then run to you in order to vent and absolve herself of feeling like the whore that she is
>very, very shy
more often than not, huge closet sluts
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>salvaging THAT
Lmfao. So this is the power of straight relationships. So noble.
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>>34797070
She clearly just thinks of you as a friend, what's the problem? Don't compliment women as it may not get your sexual intentions across, just go in for a kiss.
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What would /r9k/ do in the event of a Zombie Apocalypse? 2017-02-11 05:57:08 Post No.34796997
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What would /r9k/ do in the event of a Zombie Apocalypse?
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Rules:
Type of zombie: Normal walking scrubs
Infection: Classic "one bite and you're done, kiddo".
For me?
Short term plan: Abandoned University complex nearby, windows already boarded up, would just go in there, since I used to work there, so I know the layout, make sure to stockpile tinned food.
Long term: Find an island somewhere with food, maybe start a farm due to there being a lot of arable farmland nearby me.
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Wait for the government/military to fix it.
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i'll continue to fap to traps on the internet from my comfy neethole
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capture a qt zombie and drag her to my dungeon
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If you're not Chad, the best you can really do is get a girl to settle for you. You'll never live up to her standards. You'll never make her feel that feeling of passion of excitement. You'll never turn her on and make her want to have savage animal sex like Chad does. She'll never truly love you or be attracted to you. You'll just be a cheap toy for her to play with because she couldn't get better or she doesn't deserve better. And she'll toss you out the second she thinks she can get Chad. Why even try?
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>tfw no loli in booty shorts to bully you
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That was one hot webm.
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>>34796964
I have no idea why you're showing me that .webm without the audio.
The slapping sound is half the orgasm.
Robots pease help me. I need encouragement to kill myself tonight. no memes pls just genuine help for a robot brother. thankyou
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It will be ok. Good luck and goodbye
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Kys faygget
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do it live on a shitty livestream
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/r9k/: THE MUSICAL - Countdown to April 2017 Edition 2017-02-11 05:53:01 Post No.34796925
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/r9k/: THE MUSICAL - Countdown to April 2017 Edition
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>using Meilleure reaction image to b8 when everyone knows Meil is dead
Queue music, chat, watch videos, meme hard, come on in!
FAQ
>What do the arrows and the heart in the lower right corner do?
The arrows are used for voting. They're called "dubs". If a song gets 50%+1 of the rooms population in downvotes, it will be skipped. But the upvotes help us decide if a mandatory skip should be overruled, so please be sure to vote either way. The heart is used to "grab" a song, which means adding it to a playlist for later listening/queuing.
>What can I play?
Queue anything you want. Obvious normie/cancer music will predictably be disliked, but the worst that happens is you lose some dubs and your song gets skipped. Just go for it.
>How do I post images to the chat?
Make sure it's the image url (link enging in .jpg, .png, .gif, etc) and have 10+ dubs.
>Anything else
Just ask inside!
Useful links
>Region restriction checker, to make sure a video isn't blocked for other users
http://polsy.org.uk/stuff/ytrestrict.cgi
>Emoji list, for the lulz
http://www.emoji-cheat-sheet.com/
>Staff capabilities info
http://pastebin.com/fjFYLnX1
>inb4 the "real" r9k room posts a link and says, "screwed up in the OP, here's the correct link"
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I hope you pick up your phone
I'd like to talk to you
I hope you aaaaaanswer
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What's your mind wrapped in or wrapped around?
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Just need an escape, some time on my own.
Don't act like my time is over, cos no one ever really dies dies dies dies dies dies dies d i e s
Why don't you just give up anon?.
Take the girl pills dress up like a girl and suck chad.
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>>34796831
What are girl pills ?
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>>34796831
i do those things but i refuse to touch a chad
kill all normies
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>>34796959
>tfw I will never be /cuteboy/
Would you ever date a girl with a darker skin tone?
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>>34796770
Depends on whether I leave the house in this hypothetical scenario. Because as is, pretty much every girl has a darker skin tone than me.
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Only if she had a penis
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Ew! No! Gross! She's probably a stupid nignog libcuck who believes in shit like evolution and climate change.
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Lazy saturday edition.
>feels
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>>34796677
I'm almost 24 can I join
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>>34796677
I'm 29,not a NEET, but almost a full fledged wizard. Can I join?
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I'm sorry but NEETs are scum
if you're actually 25+ and never had a job you deserve to suffer
and this is coming from a total kissless virgin. There's a difference between being a social outscast and being an outright drain on all of humanity
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Self-Improvement Thread 2017-02-11 05:37:19 Post No.34796647
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Self-Improvement Thread
redpill: many of you are not here because "normies are evil", but because there's something about you that needs development or improvement. tell other anons how you're trying to improve yourself and your goals for the near future as well as your ultimate goal. no negative shit.
i'll start:
>less weed usage
>working out every other day
>finishing a book every 2 weeks and expanding my knowledge of literature and philosophy
>listening to several new albums every week
>working out my problems with a therapist
>waking up at the same time everyday early in the morning
>meditation and breathing exercises
>attending more clubs at school
>contacting old acquaintances to try to make friends
>doing homework in advance
>using pic above to help overcome social anxiety/avoidance
>ultimate goal: gf, stronger friend group, and a better work ethic
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>>34796647
>less weed usage
>some fucking junkie piece of shit is trying to tell me what to do
fuck off
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>>34796725
we all have something that we can imrove. maybe you can try being less prejudiced
and thanks for bumping my thread, friend. feel free to do it again :^)
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> trying to reconnect with old friends who are grills
> trying to do more things that get out of the house
> kickboxing class
> figure drawing class
> going to therapy to try and untangle my own neuroses regarding approaching girls
> working out as much as possible
> trying to restrict drinking to weekends
problems to be overcome:
> miss smoking weed
> roommates smoke weed
> need to commit more time to trying to write music
> need to commit more time to writing
> need to find second job to fill up all this excess time
> mood swings, sometimes I stew in my own bitterness
> overanalyzing my own social behavior too much
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Is lucid dreaming a real thing or meme? any robots who are good in lucid dreaming tell me where to start? i am really interested. atleast i'll have a gf in my dreams
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i've experienced semi lucid dream where i have a small measure of control in them, i've always naturally had very vivid dreams. had one where i was flying in like a mecha suit, was fun as shit.
most common bit on control i have is a 'reset button' on the back of my wrist, if something went badly in my dream i could press this button and the dream would reset itself and kind of start from an earlier point...
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>>34796724
how do i get started? how real it is? how vivid? how much control? just like in real life? i wanna spend years with my waifu. is it possible
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>>34796527
I used to practice it for a few months but didn't have a lot of success. I got a few short ones out of it though.
Go buy some paper and a pen or a notebook and start recording every dream you have in great detail as soon as you can. Wake up, don't move at all, just think about what happened so you don't forget it. Then write it all down. It will help you remember more dreams and you are likely having a few lucids right now but just dont remember.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Dv956aNSsE this guy helped me out
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>tfw trying to lose weight but can't stop binge eating
>often buy a tub of ice cream and eat it all at once, maybe a pack of chips on the side too
I have tried to stop this behavior for so long but looks like I am too weak. I'm so angry at myself.
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IKTFB
Just made half a loaf of bread's worth of french toast. I'm still hungry. I'm always hungry.
I dont have any addictions (weed, vidya) except this one. I'm not even obese just skinnyfat but people joke about it all the same.
I gym 3 times a week to no avail. I eat healthy food, albeit in constant quantities. I'm just filling the void now.
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After about a week of dieting your apetite should recede anon. Just play vidya all day and go jerk off when feeling hungry. Also dont keep shit food around the house if you are prone to binge eating. Got from over 100kg to 68 kg doing this.
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You have to physically go to the store to buy these things.
Create a shopping list and only buy the things on it. Get nuts to snack on. If you substitute water for soda and juice that will be a huge help.
The battle is won at the supermarket.
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Why BWWM couples are so cute?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ou4wERPG4ss
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>>34796484
No, BWAM are the cutest
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>>34796514
>>34796484
Out of 3 couples, only 1 is actually cute (OP's pic)
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Stop pushing this miscegenist slide filth all the time.
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>full virgin, no kiss
>watch all kinds of porn, all the time
>finally fuck a girl
>asian girl
>literally can only watch asian porn now
>tfw overnight transformation into yellow fever piece of shit
what happened to me
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This has to be a recorded phenomena
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>>34796445
because asian are the best,
deep inside you want to be a chink.
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>>34796734
But how does wanting to fuck them imply i want to be them, idk if it matters but i'm not white either