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Can you guys post your phone number on here so I can call you?
I'm feeling really lonely and just want someone to talk to but if you don't that's ok too.
Not expecting any reply but worth a try bonus if your a girl.
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>>34070788
(+44)7752150128
Not even trolling with a friend's number or anything. This is actually me.
I assume you're in the US tho op?
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>>34070919
im british
ihatebeingmuted
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>>34070788
>phone number
why not use omegle or discord, I don't want to share my number on here
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okay dickbots, why are you so obsessed with your penis size? I hear many men with anxiety about their perfectly normal dicks.
>As of 2015, a systematic review of the best research to date on the topic has concluded that the mean length of an erect human penis is approximately 13.12 plus/minus 1.66 cm (5.17 plus/minus 0.65 in)
>Flaccid penis length is generally a poor predictor of erect length
Also, how many of you know that G spot does not exist, and that PIV orgasm is not really possible. It happens only due to psychological reasons (or due to direct stimulation of clitoris) and orgasm always come from clitoris never from vagina.
>http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1002/ca.22471/full
Also how many of you know how large the clitoral body is, link related
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bulb_of_vestibule
How many of you have you lied about your size? (don't, it really kills me when a man says that his dick is 6inches, but i clearly see it's 4in. Personally I don't care about size, even if it's a micropenis, the guys insecurity kills all the sexy mood)
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>>34070774
Who's the porn star? Name please?
Originu
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Why did God put the clitoris on the outside instead of the inside?
It seems like a bit of a wonky design.
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>all these closet homosexuals on this board
You niggers cant go one minute without talking about another mans dick?fucking faggots
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ITT: Relatable humour.
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>>34070757
just going to bump with something random since i found that funny
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textless posts are not allowed
oreganilla
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That image was actually really funny. How crudely drawn it is is really nice as well.
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>tfw you ramble a bit on interview questions
>interviewer looks and acts annoyed from then on and grills the shit out of me
>doesn't even say when you'll hear back from them
>job is literally just cold door to door sales
Jesus christ lady, give me a break
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>interviewer tells me I have a severe lack in interpersonal skills
Yea no shit
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>>34070828
>tells me
that's just full on rude
At that point might as well throw all the cards on the table and break down telling them why you're that way, how your life is fucked up and beg for the job.
Make them feel guilty
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>>34071011
I got kinda angry and told him I didn't want to work at a place that treats their (potential) employees like this.
He said something along the the lines of 'have fun being unemployed'.
This was like 2 years ago, it was really humiliating tbqh.
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>tfw no oc donut steal bf
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>>34070741
Hey, I always see these tomoko no-bf threads but I never really paid any attention. What's up? What is this thread for? What are you hoping to get out of it?
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>>34070797
He's certainly not looking for a bf since hundreds have offered.
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>>34070741
can someone help me find a website where i can watch subbed wakamote episodes
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Hey /r9k/
Would it be feasible to use something like gauges to treat phimosis?
>picture unrelated
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>>34070729
Just stretch your foreskin with you fingers, daily.
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>>34070729
Use these
>https://www.amazon.com/8g-40mm-Earskin-Silicone-Tunnels-Gauges/dp/B01660OKH6
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>>34070729
just lurk this forum, there is all information you need
http://www.network54.com/Forum/244184
don't let yourself get cucked into surgery
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What did you dream last night anon?
Me? I can't remember honestly. But it caused me to sleep in, so maybe it was something amazing. Well, probably not though.
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I did some drugs in my dream, and then I was doing archaeological field work carving out a huge slab of stone with hieroglyphics and images on it, it crumbled really easily like graham crackers at the slightest touch of my kitchen knife thing I was using to cut it out of the wall, and also I remember feeling really bad about cutting right through some important details of the mural which I watched turn to dust forever and be lost to time, never to be translated
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>mfw i never remember my dream/nightmare
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I dunno but the last dream I remember was a few weeks ago and I was at the beach and there was punk rock and graffiti
I usually wake up feeling like shit but that day was an exception
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Is 4chan a social experiment
Are we being monitored
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I'm monitoring you ;^)
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>>34070709
>Is 4chan a social experiment
no
>Are we being monitored
yes
haven't you read that shit on moot selling the site to FBI? It may sound like a shitpost but it is legit.
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>>34070740
If you make racist or mysoginist posts, or posts about not trusting the government, are you on a list
Anonymous
My Ear Needs Your Help 2017-01-11 08:49:29 Post No.34070694
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Woke up two days ago, with completely clogged right ear. Ear is ringing as well. Roughly 10% hearing capacity. I bought those ear drops, and have used them twice a day for last two days, but so far absolutely no effect. I have used a lot of warm water as well, and all of the techniques with no gain. When I move my jaw, I can "hear" movement on the right side, on the clogged ear side, that I don't hear on the other, normal, side. Am I kill?
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>>34070694
Plug your nose with your fingers and keep your mouth closed, blow air into your closed mouth until you hear a popping nose.
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>>34070694
The tube that goes from your ear to your throat is probably gunked up. Does it hurt too? If so you've probably got an ear infection.
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>>34070787
no pain.
I've been diagnosed with autism spectrum disorder. Is there a way I can use that so I can force a company to let me work from home because of my social anxiety? Any other autists here who have succeeded at it? Pleas share your experiences.
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It's over-diagnosed these days. You're fine.
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>>34070718
I am not one of the falsely-diagnosed, believe me.
But that's not even the question. Falsely diagnosed or not, is there a way I can use it to force a company to let me work from home? That's the issue here.
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I'm interdasted in this. Never having to leave the home is my dream.
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Post your favourite color and at least 3 "words" that color personally reflects to you.
I'll start:
>comfort
>depth
>curiosity
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Shameless self-bump. C'mon guys... :(
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I'm too lazy to look up a color but I like alot of colors. I like blues greens purples of all levels of brightness
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>>34071609
What do those general colors make you think off.
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tfw when invited to parties but too pussy to show up 2017-01-11 08:43:09 Post No.34070555
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tfw when invited to parties but too pussy to show up
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Please Help. This one's a bit worse though, since I know no one there except for one guy. What's the worse that happen if i go? Is a cringe scenario where i sit by myself that bad?
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>>34070555
Show up about an hour late, well dressed and already half drunk.
Trust me.
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>>34070583
That actually sounds like a good ass idea. The thing is i think i need my friend to go in, and hes buds with the dude whos throwing the party so he'll probably wanna go early
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>>34070555
this almost happened to me last saturday
i just went 2 hours late, got smashed on the free booze and enjoyed the hell out of the night
there were such embarrassing moments but i drank so much that i actually participated in some dumb dance off
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Explain why we shouldn't just lock up men in cells and use them purely as semen and manual labor.
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>>34070523
Explain why we shouldn't just lock up women in cells and use them purely as milk and breeding stock.
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who is "we" ot
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>>34070523
Because female prison guards would immediately open the cells to fuck the hot ones, there would be mass prison breaks on day 2, and life would go back to business as usual on day 4.
Reminder that you skanks can't even run a TV company let alone a society.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1168182/Catfights-handbags-tears-toilets-When-producer-launched-women-TV-company-thought-shed-kissed-goodbye-conflict-.html
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>be me
>talking to girl
>she talks in a weird "girly" way
>give me a boner
>she notices
>it's not big (only 7 inches) but i'm still proud of it
>calls me a creepy pervert
>hits me
if i have a big nigger dick she would suck it
why are girls mean ignorant and racist?
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>>34070521
Was it a playful hit or a "ewww get away from me hit"?
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>>34070562
She playfully hit my little Richard
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>>34070562
i don't know but it was really hard
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IVYLEAGUE POSTING IS NOW A MEME
(MIT posters are also allowed to meme with us)
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>>34070450
Any retard with a fat wallet can go Ivy.
But if you're retarded enough to pay the price of admission for Ivy League in the first place, that's probably why you're going to an Ivy League school.
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do ivy leagues teach you how to socialize?
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>>34070540
No I learned that myself
>>34070489
Plenty of lower class people get here by being smart unlike your sorry ass.