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Jewlord kikenigger

>>39299667
give him a goddamn haircut

Always be there for him & make sure he grows up right.

>>39299459
no, i am technophobic :^)

>>39299459
This is a question you will never get outside of the US.

this never happens in a STEM intervew

>>39299280
Try getting a BF that's why you are bored

>>39299280
Sounds like you are mentally ill and depressed have you considered Grindr and trying to find a man maybe you are a homosexual and the vagina isn't doing it

Why not invite your stupid gf over to suck you off and take you places?

>>39299067
she can't be your waifu if she takes 5 dicks a day on camera, anon

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if it aint 2d i dont wanna waifu it

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Claimed the good Chloe

play more games
eat more shit
play more games
get a job to aquire more games and finish school

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>>39298990
I will go back to my teens and slap myself in the face
"LISTEN HERE YOU NIGGER BRAINED FUCK!!! GET OFF YO FATASS AND GO DO YOUR HONEWORK AS YOUR DAD TOLD YOU SO YOU CAN PASS THIS TEST AND MOVE FORWARD TO HAVE GOOD GRADES THUS YOU CAN GRADUATE AND GET A GOOD PAYING JOB INSTEAD OF SLAVING YOUR LIFE AWAY IN THAT BURGER PLACE FOR ALMOST 7 YEARS NOW! YOU WOULDNT BE THE HUGE DEPRESSED PIECE OF SHIT YOU ARE NOW!"

I'm 30 right now

>5 years ago
Buy bitcoins

>10 years ago
Work out more

>15 years ago
Study harder faggot.

>20 years ago if you are old enough.
Don't worry about what others think.

You're a pedophile mate. No ifs, no buts, you're a pedophile preying on fucking kids because you can't get a girl your own age

Kill yourself sick fucker

>>39298906
The catch-me-outside girl proves every man is either a pedophile or gay.

>>39299008


The who girl?

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>>39298901
Best album of all timee right here

Klaus Schulze discog

>>39298901
If you like Talking Heads, I would recommend most other 80s New Wave groups, which I'm sure you've probably already heard of.
New Order (my fav New wave), Tears for Fears, Kajagoogoo, Soft Cell, Howard Jones, etc...
Perhaps you can try a couple other 80s genres?
Hair Metal/ hard rock: Quiet Riot, Billy Squier, Twisted Sister, Dio, Nelson, Winger, Slaughter, Queensrych, Scorpions, Dokken
Classic rock: Journey, Foreigner, Bryan Adams, Bad Company, Electric Light Orchestra, Steely Dan

>>39298807
You're attractive, anon. To God.

with ridiculous high and unreasonable self confidence and not letting anything close to me until i am completely dead inside

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>>39298807
I've always been the second choice

>>39298767
We should start making beta orbiter hate threads since they're the ones bumping fembot/ideal bf threads.

I will never hold someone's hand
I will never hold someone
I will never kiss someone
I will never marry
I will never raise a child in a stable environment
I will fail as a human

Why just hate roasties when you can hate society at large for rejecting you?

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>>39298804
Great idea. "Fembots" may begin these threads, but fucking beta orbiters feed to them.

>>39298629
Are you fast, fun, and friendly?

Who would win, Batman or The question?

>>39298639
I got called a "cashier extraordinare" for being so fast and I'd like to think that I'm friendly!

Boredom, sadness, or anger. Usually these combined.

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repugnance

>What's the strongest emotion you feel?

Probably disgust.

>>39298089
I lived with a German in first year of university. She is exactly what you would imagine a German girl called "Helga" would look like. Stereotypically German.

>blonde, braided hair
>blue eyes
>thick German accent
>6' tall, at least
>heavy, could probably crush a keg with her thighs

Even her degree, history and politics, sounds like something a German would study.

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>>39298135
She sounds so fucking perfect

I'm not usually into tall grills tho

>>39298089
>germans
>aryan

Yeah, you can't trick me Shlomo. I'm not into Muslims.

>>39298032
Xxxtentacion is a fucking annoying childish faggot with anger issues and a fucked up haircut that only girls still in their Emo phase like. Hope he dies

rap is normier than normie

i'd respect you if you posted musique concrete, or something non-normie

>>39298050
I hate him and think he's a massive fucking faggot, but his music isn't all that bad (excluding some of his really, really cancerous shit)

>>39298058
>i'd respect you if you posted musique concrete, or something non-normie

Why don't you post it?

I mean... It could be worse?

haha ass burgers kek

it's not a disease it's a way of being, your brain works different I think

how does it affect you?

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Post more pics of this qt, anon. Parrots are the best animals.

>>39298036
i had a bird like that once
i saved it from my trailer trash aunt and her (literally) autistic son
they would push his cage to the ground and laugh
they gave him to us and we gave him the best life we could
he died shortly after though

>bird pets

never again. you think they're cute and might repeat funny sentences but all they do is screech and bite with their sharp ass beaks