>wake up
>fap 5 times
>wake up
>fap to the thought of a robot fapping
Feels too good imagining you fapping ya cutie
>fap to hyper pussy and pregnant inflation porn again
what a time to be alive
nofap is the answer
It's crazy to think about the people you used to respect and realize they certainly took it up the ass.
There's only a .08% chance of a male getting HIV from an infected female from sex without a condom.
And there's almost no chance most if the infected people used drugs via IV.
Mentally imagine these people taking it up the ass because it almost certainly happened.
> Eazy-E
> Magic Johnson
> Greg Louganis
> Charlie Sheen
I thought the same thing, but they probably fucked a lot of girls in the ass.
"People who inject drugs (also known as PWID) are among the groups most vulnerable to HIV infection. HIV prevalence among people who inject drugs is 28 times higher than among the rest of the population."
That's not "almost no chance".
>>38367464
>There's only a .08% chance of a male getting HIV from an infected female from sex without a condom.
This doesn't sound right, I'm positive you're manipulating statistics to get this. HIV is transferred by blood (I think) so chances of getting it from an infected male or female should be the same
I made a tinder guys. Should I use it to troll and entertain you or desperately try and lose my virginity only to fail anyway.
>>38367415
Tinder is a waste of time. Only used by rosties looking to fuck randomers and spread disease.
>>38367442
I enjoy the tinder threads where people roll to get their retarded replies posted. Now I got a useless phone number so I can do it myself.
>>38367415
Don't take it too seriously my lad.
Will try to give profile tips if you post it. Good luck!
I just pooped and my ass feels shitty gonna shower, taking 4chan with me
>>38367358
Sometimes it's easier to shower than waste half a roll wiping
Op here, didn't find much shit
I have a waterproof phone and I'm still too scared to shitpost in shower.
How am I meant to kill myself with no money?
>freight train
>tall building
>bridge
>wear blackface and flip off a cop
The list goes on, But donut do that op you owe it to yourself to try for better times.
Literally just stop breathing. Like, a plastic bag or something.
Or swallow a pair of socks
>>38367351
>Not even creative when it comes to suicide.
I get now with you want to commit sudoku, you aren't even smart enough to find a way to kill youself.
Robots, don't follow normie advice if you don't wanna make a pariah of yourself and have sexual harassment charges pressed against you.
You seriously went and grabbed a random Stacy's ass in a bar?
>tfw your cum clogs the shower
I screwed the barmaid
>>38367061
Original commet
ITT: addictions
>im addicted to titcows and breasts to the point where its becoming detrimental to my life
whats your vice anons?
i am tummy autist
>>38367072
Pregnancy belly or just weight gain anon?
>>38367171
senpai i will take it any way i can get it
I didn't do anything for 3 days in a row and it's driving me insane.
How did 18 year old me do this for months in a row?
>>38367034
yeah I do that too. whole days of just fapping, eating and shitposting.
>>38367214
i've been
>fapping around 7 times a day cumming to wow feet porn--working up a sweat each time
>eating everything including my veggies, just finished a 1gal bucket of ice cream that i've been working on every other meal
>playing wow and watching twitch.tv a_seagull in between dungeons
>going for a 5k-6.5k run every other day to workout the stress or something and be comfortable in the house
>sun bathing in the back yard and swimming an hour everyday
>I stopped my 2 hour workout every other day I don't run, too much effort for no clear reason that I want atm
for like a week
I'M GONNA REVIVE, I'M GONNA FUCKING REVIVE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>38366930
Shut up you sperg autist
You should go DES PA CITO
Please revive I have ray gun
Stop suppressing women
>>38366778
>tfw no qt 3.14 balding gf
>>38366778
no one is shittier to women than other women op
>>38366778
No! Sometimes you just need some peace and quiet!
>I wasn't born Japanese
>>38366749
wanting to live this miserable
>>38366749
Why would you want to born as an inferior race that loves to get fucked by octopuses?
>>38368176
Nips are superior
Big sister went to work
post your id ~~#5133
thank you anons for adding
>made me believe in myself