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>tfw dick curves down and slightly to the left
how do i fix this l,ooks retarded
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>>36351710
Mine curves to the left too. But It's never been a problem
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Mine does that too, but I won't use it so idk
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>>36351710
mine curvies left also OP. I've only used it on 1 girl but she didnt mind

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what's the best rap song of all time?
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>>36351706
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWlMhiEL9Mc
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>>36351706
This one is one of the most expensive of all time.
He spent $700,000 on this video from what I heard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWWeQlXfSa0
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according to my calculations it's this one: https://youtu.be/H6Q4s_ZdvAQ

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so i started talking to this girl a few months ago and we started going out.

she was very upfront about having bipolar depression and that she's on meds.
didn't have an issue with it, she seemed fine for a while.

as time went on i have seen her go through bouts of depression and just not do much of anything.
not even joking when i say she went 3 days straight laying in bed smoking cigarettes and playing video games only getting up to go to the bathroom and occasionally eat.
she seems like she has no appetite and barely eats when she does.
shes always complaining about how her meds don't actually help and says she should just stop taking them.

im not worried about her working because she does get disability. but i am worried about her mental health, i keep feeling like shes gonna snap and do something crazy or she's going to slowly get worse.

my question is, is there anything that i can do to help her?
is it even possible to get better?
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>>36351652
Fuck man, the way you describe her lifestyle sounds really similar to my own. I don't wanna have memepolar disorder. Also, you should just make sure you guys have a good habit of open and honest communication. If you do that I and she knows she can talk to you about anything you'll probably be fine.
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>>36351740
i should stress that she's not always like this.

shes always very quiet and introverted but shes functional most of the time but she gets realy depressed for days at a time.

shes said its been like this since she was a kid and that she just lives with it.

i do think we could communicate more but being the autistic beta that i am i have no idea how to approach this, i feel like its just going to push her further away.
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tfw no bipolar gf to save

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set likes to r9k, r9komegle

funtimes
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>>36351524
Will you promise not to say "REEEEEEEEEEEEEE Chad!!" And instaskip me?
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>>36351524
Will you promise not to skip me because i dont have tits?
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>>36351689
>>36351665
>>36351633
did they agree to that?

I know by even being on the site they are technicaly but like, don't wanna be a dick yknow?

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WHY THE FUCK IS TALL MENT TO BE GOOD
I HATE BEING FUCKING TALL, CHAIRS ARE NEVER COMFORTABLE, I NEVER HAVE ENOUGH SPACE FOR MY LEGS WHILE DRIVING AND MY BACK HURTS AND I HAD NO CHOICE IN IT. THE ONLY POSITIVE TO BEING TALL IS YOU CAN LOOK DOWN A GIRLS SHIRT WITHOUT HER REALISING YOUR BEING A CREEP
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6'7" by the way
orignaaaal
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>>36351513
>6'7" by the way
Impregnate me, you vertically endowed bastard.
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>>36351513
>CHAIRS ARE NEVER COMFORTABLE, I NEVER HAVE ENOUGH SPACE FOR MY LEGS WHILE DRIVING AND MY BACK HURTS
I have these problems too and I'm only 5'9, what gives? Another thing that's stupid is that my feet dangle off of a full bed. What dumbass decided that bad lengths should be made with the idea that people will bend their knees?

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Are jobs in retail hard or stressful? ive saw on here people say how stocking is hard on your houbts and stuff and i applied to costco for stocking but will it be hard to learn since the only jobs ive had was changing oil in cars and trucks and weedeating some? will i be exhausted at the end of the day? how heavy are thibgs if they are bad on your joints?
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>>36351511
Retail is the hardest you have to work for the least amount of pay anon, it's also soul sucking

go lay bricks
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>>36351511
I've heard costco is pretty good pay. Stocking/stacking isn't the worst, but it does get tiring if you look at the clock too much. Good luck anon
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Stocking shit is okay but I've began to harbor a genuine distaste for humans

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>the absolute amount of insufferable religiousfaggotry on 4chan
I've had probably over 50 separate arguments with that lot on this site and without fail, nearly always it devolves into
>It's true because I believe it
with these intellectual children unable to even entertain a position of objectivity. It almost never turns into an argument on the benefits of religion, which I can accept and am readily willing to have, but ALWAYS these individuals are unable to think critically about the mythos of their particular religion.

My question is this: with the breadth of Human knowledge at one's fingertips, how can people still be so unironically zealous about religious mythology, especially online? Is it just proof that Humans don't actually utilize their critical thinking skills when it comes to anything of weight?
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>>36351452
Don't expect it to end soon.
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Wheres ya proof a higher power doesn't exist brainlet

All I see in this thread is whining
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>>36351529
Reading comprehension, faggot. No where in the thread did OP say he's an atheist. He's simply stating the stupidity of believing in something just because you "think" it's right.

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>24 word essay due in thirteen years
>haven't started it

OH GOD WHAT DO I DO
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just break it down into little pieces anon. just think, that is less than two word each year. you can do it if you put your mind to it

or if you can't, start drinking
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>>36351418
YOU THINK YOU HAVE IT HARD NIGGER?

>One sentence statement due in 60 years

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH GUYS WHAT DO I DO
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teacher wants a single word in 3.4 billion eons

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>tfw mommy won't give Ritalin
ree
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what does ritalin even do
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>>36351680
confidence and excite
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Mommy might not give you ritalin, but maybe I can interest you in some of my dick

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>kissless khv
>talking to 7/10 roastie on tinder
>wtf she seems to like me
>call her hot
>she says ''you are to''
>holy fuck is this real life
>continue to chat with her
>she asks my height
>5'11''
>''sorry anon, didn't you read my profile. I'm not looking for guys under 6 foot.

What. The. Fuck
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Pic unrelated by the way
unoriginal
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>>36351334
well since all is lost, just tell her
>but I'd fuck you with (insert made up size here) dick
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So manlet, did you finally learn?

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>tfw no grills within 30km
>tfw growing up isolated stunted your social skills
>tfw never been on your own in a city when you get to University
>tfw never have meaningful interaction with well-adjusted city kids
>tfw it's going to be just like it was at home
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>>36351287
>tfw grew up speaking French and speaking a bit of English with a TICC Quebecer accent, and now a couple of decades later you speak perfect English but can barely hold a conversation in French anymore.
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>>36351287
Do you live in Yukon, or Nunavut, I live in the latter.
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>>36351287
Wait op are you going to college or something because these things can be used for your benefit

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Dubs decide. Also post whatever the fuck you want.
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>>36351198
If dubs you post a video of yourself puking
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time to sleep babe
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Go to sleep with a candle up your ass

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Are roasties starting to get mad because they're cucked by qt anime girls now?
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>>36351150
>starting

"Starting"?
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>49% men would rather wank to cartoons than have to deal with 3D and their bullshit
Some faith in humanity restored.
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>Go look up her profile and look at bio
>"Feminist"
Of course

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Let's say that through some kind of miracle you manage to produce offspring and it turns out to be a girl.
Do you raise her into a gold digger Stacy or do you try to implant robot values into her?
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>>36350980
I turn her into a national socialist catholic adeptus sororitas
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Is eggman a reptilian shape shiftier ?
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er what do
help
~i really thought
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better than RD ergh
oh ok
just shot he load

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Do you live in a small town, robots? I was just going through google maps hunting for cozy towns in the Midwest US. Post if you do live in one and where. Describe it if you want, tell us all about it!
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Niigger do you want to become a towns Boo Radley?
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>>36350924
I live in the city now but I grew up in a small town in texas of <2500 people, it was pretty shit really the kind of dead end place no one ever really gets out of
>everyone was related
>had 3 generations of math teacher in the HS
>school bully's mother was a teacher and her brother was principal so he never go in trouble
>had a teacher that had been paddled by another teacher there when he was a kid then came back to teach
>pregnancy rate got to be high enough it made the news
>outside of school town itself was shit and had nothing
>had a dollar store, a smoke shop, a tiny grocery store, about 3 fast food places and a diner everyone hung out at
>multiple churches that were far too big for how many people the town had
>had to drive over an hour to do any decent shopping or anything really
As a kid it was pure hell but I get the feeling that's just because I was heavily bullied and the whole town hated me, now as I get older I can kind of see the appeal of moving to a small town like it and opening a diner, passing the days slowly talking about the local gossip
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>tfw no one else wants to talk about how shit the countryside is

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