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>Meet a girl
>9/10
>become best friends
>fall madly in love with her
>Bury feels because I'm an ugly beta who she'll never wanna date
>Eventually feels go away
>start to grow apart
>don't talk as much anymore
>admits there was once a time where she liked me and probably would date me
>mfw
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>>38518205
Had same thing happen to me OP
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>>38518205
I had one instance where I grew too comfortable around a girl, only to sperg and expose my power level.
Later I found out she had liked me.

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hows the nofap doing anons? It's only been a few days and the only thing I can think about is huge fucking cocks and servicing them!
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Been nofap for more then a year. Usually it's quite easy except my pants get destroyed while I sleep. Today was the first time in a while I was really horny, it almost made my head hurt. But it passed. The urges are all in your head, anons.
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>>38518165
lemme help
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>>38518165
>been trying nofap for a ~8 months
>always lose on 3-4 day
why even try

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All of you are constantly bitching that you're too lazy to improve your life.
I had a go at it a number of years ago and realised that I absolutely hate socialising and don't want friends or my own family.
I'm glad I got a job but fuck the rest of the normalfag lifestyle. It's not a meme worth falling for unless you actually want to fall for it.
The only thing I'd like is an antisocial fembot gf but since they're all hideous (and so am I) it doesn't seem very appealing (or feasible).
>b..but ur just bitter and jealous and in denial because 'x' blah blah im a normalfaggot pls rape my face
Fuck off. Not everyone is like you.
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Post your traps down below.
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>>38518130
traps are very dangerous
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Traps scare the hell out of me
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>>38518496
FIGHT IT

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I went to see him. We are on good terms, but he's once again not OK.
He's fucking other guys now, no girls. When we went to the gas station, his gay black friend came outside to smoke. He made it clear to gay black friend that we weren't fucking.
It stung but it was true. Those days were over.
We here hanging out, listening to music in his room, when all of a sudden he got this evil grin and started beating me with belts. He said, "You've been bad, you were gone so long"
He liked seeing me beg him to leave me alone.
Then he simply stopped and we smoked cigs in his garage. We talked about the past, he said I was probably one of the best gay fucks he did, but as he got up, I kissed his cheek. I missed him, but that kiss wasn't for me, it was for him.

The feelings I have are complicated. On one hand, I want him back and I wish I could make him happy, but not this version.
On the other, I'm glad I dodged the bullet. He's got problems, I can't help him.
I love him, but its a watered down love.

I don't know what to think anymore. It's a void.
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>>38518128
God damn gays

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Anyone else think that the fear of pedophiles is too much in today's society?

I was at the grocery store today when I saw a girl, probably about 7, with a weird design on her shirt. I stared at her for a moment trying to figure out what it was, when her mother popped out of nowhere, snarled and glared at me, then quickly took her daughter elsewhere. I don't think the interaction lasted more than 5 seconds, defiantly not enough time to try to label me as some scum of the earth who might abduct a child. Whole interaction just left me feeling like shit, even though I don't think I did anything wrong.
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>>38518091
Absolutely you aren't allowed to find children cute or enjoy their presence unless you have your own kids with you.

>Finding little girls cute makes me a paedophile

ok
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>>38518117
This is so fucking obvious it's not even funny
>in the park
>little girl comes up to me
>Hands me a flower
>bend down and accept, ask her her name, etc
>Her mother comes RUNNING over and grabs the girl
>Just as my son comes up to me to ask me to push him on the swing
>Mother relaxes and lets go of the girl, starts telling the now confused girl that it's alright to talk to me
>Mother tries flirting with me

Society is dumb, we should go back to a tribal state desu
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>>38518091
The fear of pedophiles today is extremely high. I avoid all contact with little girls because you'll get branded as suspicious if you even so much as talk to them.

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>>38518013
Yo, in reference to the OP of the thread that got deleted a bit back, if that wasn't some stupid larp I'd love to get in on whatever science you are planning. A man can dream.

I'm far from any of the normalfags that inhabit this board. I'll just leave this thread up to see if you'll respond
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>tfw no pornographer bf
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Those are getting weak OP
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>>38518082
Didn't you post this exact thread yesterday? Fuck off already
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>>38518082
please please please please please

I'll be your bf faggot just shut the fuck up please.

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Normie Chad Recluse AMA
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>>38518069
>normie
>Chad
>recluse

Does not compute
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>>38518080
But I started having sex at 15 anon up till 21 then didn't leave house

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ITT post your most lewd sexual fantasy.

>anime waifu with pink hair sitting in front of me
>has huge breasts and thick ass and hips
>has giant diaper on and tiny bra but nothing else
>talks like this https://youtu.be/ZP5wvhsG9lA
>looks me in the eyes and goes "anon, I- g- KYAA~" and loudly burps
>a hot stream of semen comes out of her mouth and lands all over her tits
>she giggles and stutters out "s-so kawaii!~" as she spreads the cum around
>suddenly hear a loud, high pitched BRAP
>"g-gyuh!! ~"
>diaper instantly fills
>unwrap diaper
>giant pool of cum that was trapped in her asshole comes rushing out
>*giggle * "s-sorry anonkun, do you forgive me?"
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>>38518012
I'm so glad i never started watching anime.
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>>38518035
But why? Anime is the place of your dreams

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>wake up

>"Oh hey anon, whats for breakfast?"

Wat do?
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>>38517853
Insert my benis in her basshole
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fuck her juicy black pooper
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>>38517853
>>"Oh hey anon, whats for breakfast?"

Your asshole

You deserve to be happy anon :)
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>>38517850
Well your cancerous anime picture is making unhappy

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>look at any field or career
>most successful individuals are generally attractive
"meritocracy"
Only place this doesn't happen is the more autistic academic fields.
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>>38517779
>more autistic academic fields.

So the only ones that really matter...
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>>38517779
It's halo effect - people ascribe better character qualities to more attractive people. The only thing left for uggos is to be genius or eccentric person.

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>wholesome

I sure hope none of you faggots use this word
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Tbh I don't even know what it means.

Hey r9k, I need your help.
I haven't been to school since 9th grade (6 years ago, now).
I'd like to be able to get my GED by christmas, but I can't find any decent study material online. Only bullshit "test prep" kits.

Are there any good resources to help me out with this shit?
Have any of you had to go through similar bullshit?
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>>38517768
there should be a huge banner ad thing on your GED test administration website which has the test prep material they recommend, if you really think you need test prep then buy that and go to work.

The test is stupidly easy, if you fail it you probably should be moving crates back and forth in a warehouse instead of going to college
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>>38517813
>(((buy that)))
I dont have that kinda money. Think the PDFs are floating around somewhere?

I took one of the online practice tests and fucked up in the math section really bad, kek.
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>>38517845
>I don't have that kinda money

Then you're fucked. The "free example" of what the GED tests you on is taught every weekday from 7:30 AM to 2 PM in every public school in the United States. You missed out on your taxpayer-funded education and if you want the credentials for it, you're going to have to either wing the test and hope that you pass or pay for the test prep just to get a fucking high school equivalency degree. Your choice retard. I missed more than half of the days I was supposed to be in school, dropped out my senior year and haven't taken a math class past Geometry but I still scored well above the average on the GED, and only slightly below average on the SAT. Smarten up or give up

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