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2017-07-01 10:40:55 Post No.38086919
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Anonymous 2017-07-01 10:40:55 Post No. 38086919 [Report] [View this topic]

Go ahead, skip this ad. Those fat cat commis-FUCK OFF YOU ABSOLUTE PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT I HOPE YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY DIES god I hate this advert so much please anyone who wants to kill themselves do something for the rest of us and take this utter fucking faggot with you

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Anonymous 2017-07-01 10:42:43 Post No.38086959
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Anonymous 2017-07-01 10:42:43 Post No.38086959 [Report]

Is that Heisenberg?

Anonymous 2017-07-01 10:43:19 Post No.38086974
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>>38086919
Is this a britbong thing?

All I ever see is the Hostgator ad where I think they want me to have sex with their mascot.

Anonymous 2017-07-01 10:51:45 Post No.38087148
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>>38086974
yeah it is you're lucky you dont have this ad it fills me with rage every time

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being yourself and confidence 2017-07-01 10:38:42 Post No.38086873
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being yourself and confidence Anonymous 2017-07-01 10:38:42 Post No. 38086873 [Report] [View this topic]

Hey anon

How is being yourself working for you?

They said be confident

Few days ago after failed attemp of small talk with 9/10, some guy told me that being confident works only if you are good looking, otherwise males witll find your ridiculous/ and females will see you as creep/tryhard

is this true?

I may helf mild autism

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Anonymous 2017-07-01 10:44:19 Post No.38086997
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Anonymous 2017-07-01 10:44:19 Post No.38086997 [Report]

He's somewhat right. Being yourself will make Chad and Stacy laugh at you harder, but girls in your league will find you more attractive. But you don't want girls in your league, do you? Nope.

Anonymous 2017-07-01 10:45:43 Post No.38087024
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Anonymous 2017-07-01 10:45:43 Post No.38087024 [Report]

Not all Chads/Stacies are shithead normies

Anonymous 2017-07-01 10:50:50 Post No.38087130
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>>38086997
But you don't want girls in your league, do you? Nope.

No, I do not find girls 3/10 attractive.

Anonymous
2017-07-01 10:37:18 Post No.38086844
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Anonymous 2017-07-01 10:37:18 Post No. 38086844 [Report] [View this topic]

>first job
>making 57500 a year
>great career opportunities
W-what happened, anons? Just two years ago I was a NEET with literally no prospects.

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Anonymous 2017-07-01 10:38:36 Post No.38086870
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>>38086844
>first job
>making 57500 a year

What job, and how did you get it?

Anonymous 2017-07-01 10:42:27 Post No.38086951
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>>38086870
Web and application development for a bank.

They showed up at my college a couple months ago and talked about IT in the banking sector. They also said they had an open position, and that we were free to apply. So I applied, and I got it.

Anonymous 2017-07-01 10:52:42 Post No.38087171
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>>38086951
>They showed up at my college a couple months ago and talked about IT in the banking sector

You were't a NEET then

Anonymous
2017-07-01 10:33:52 Post No.38086757
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Anonymous 2017-07-01 10:33:52 Post No. 38086757 [Report] [View this topic]

>thereare people on this board who don't watch anime and are not on the autism spectrum.

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Anonymous 2017-07-01 10:35:37 Post No.38086803
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>>38086757
good thing people like us who do belong here are here

Anonymous 2017-07-01 10:38:10 Post No.38086863
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Anonymous 2017-07-01 10:38:10 Post No.38086863 [Report]

I can't into anime, everyone looks the same and everytime people post their waifus I can't tell them apart. Also, what the fuck is up with their hair?

Anonymous 2017-07-01 10:38:50 Post No.38086876
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>>38086757
They're spillover bluepillfags from Plebbit.

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2017-07-01 10:30:41 Post No.38086696
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Anonymous 2017-07-01 10:30:41 Post No. 38086696 [Report] [View this topic]

Why were men more handsome back in the day?

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Anonymous 2017-07-01 10:33:23 Post No.38086746
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>>38086696

You're talking about a hollywood actor.

Anonymous 2017-07-01 10:34:06 Post No.38086760
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Anonymous 2017-07-01 10:34:06 Post No.38086760 [Report]

They couldn't buy estrogen-laden processed foods as easily as we can today, so men usually went through puberty with proper nutrition and didn't come out as some malformed androgynous looking fucker like most modern men.

Anonymous 2017-07-01 10:38:01 Post No.38086861
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Anonymous 2017-07-01 10:38:01 Post No.38086861 [Report]

They fought wars. Went outside. Were leadership.

now men fiddle their dicks in front of monitors and android gadgets

While the real Chads are outside.

Anonymous
2017-07-01 10:30:26 Post No.38086688
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Anonymous 2017-07-01 10:30:26 Post No. 38086688 [Report] [View this topic]

>"i have to go do _____, i'll see you soon though!"
>they go offline on discord
>but forget to go offline on steam

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Anonymous 2017-07-01 10:31:12 Post No.38086706
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>>38086688
at least i got dubs
origigigg

Anonymous 2017-07-01 10:37:53 Post No.38086854
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Anonymous 2017-07-01 10:37:53 Post No.38086854 [Report]

Never go offline on discord!

Anonymous 2017-07-01 10:42:42 Post No.38086958
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Anonymous 2017-07-01 10:42:42 Post No.38086958 [Report]

ffs sake are you really that needy? people do get tired of talking and want to be on their own after interacting with someone

Anonymous
2017-07-01 10:28:18 Post No.38086647
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Anonymous 2017-07-01 10:28:18 Post No. 38086647 [Report] [View this topic]

Will getting a proper amount of sleep make me a happier person? I've been going to bed at anywhere from 1-3 in the morning for months now, and I feel like my life has never been worse, though I'm not sure whether my lack of sleep has anything to do with it.

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Anonymous 2017-07-01 10:29:57 Post No.38086679
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>>38086647
I sleep almost 12 hours per day and feel awful

Anonymous 2017-07-01 10:31:57 Post No.38086718
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Anonymous 2017-07-01 10:31:57 Post No.38086718 [Report]

>>38086679
Well there is such a thing as too much sleep.
That sounds like narcolepsy to me.

Anonymous 2017-07-01 10:34:50 Post No.38086783
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>>38086647
When I don't get enough sleep I feel super anxious and emotional. I cry super easily. Like it's kinda embarrassing

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How does anyone actually want to live? 2017-07-01 10:27:48 Post No.38086633
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How does anyone actually want to live? Anonymous 2017-07-01 10:27:48 Post No. 38086633 [Report] [View this topic]

Can somebody kindly inform me as to why anyone in the western world right now wants to continue living? How can anyone honestly WANT to continue living? How does that work?

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Anonymous 2017-07-01 10:33:50 Post No.38086754
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Anonymous 2017-07-01 10:33:50 Post No.38086754 [Report]

Many more years of suffering lined up and I'm a masochist so I can't wait!!

Anonymous 2017-07-01 10:45:43 Post No.38087025
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Anonymous 2017-07-01 10:45:43 Post No.38087025 [Report]

Because unlike you,i can find meaning in nothing. I can change and i can make something of myself. So,fuck off.

Anonymous 2017-07-01 10:48:23 Post No.38087074
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>>38087025
>i can find meaning in nothing
What the fuck does this even mean

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Treating my body like a dumpster 2017-07-01 10:27:17 Post No.38086621
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Treating my body like a dumpster Anonymous 2017-07-01 10:27:17 Post No. 38086621 [Report] [View this topic]

Gallons of alcohol a week
Cigarettes puffin six times a day or more
I eat apples every day but I'm going to the doctor cuz my piss is dark yellow and my kidney hurts.

I'm dreading a kidney stone. I have only myself to blame.

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Anonymous 2017-07-01 10:39:45 Post No.38086895
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>>38086621
Have you had your Inner Health Plus today?

Anonymous 2017-07-01 10:40:45 Post No.38086912
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Cigarettes will eventually destroy your tastebuds. Then you won't even be able to taste your cigarettes anymore, but you'll probably still keep smoking.

Just get some nicotine lozenges or something. Cigarettes suck.

Anonymous 2017-07-01 10:41:28 Post No.38086936
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>>38086912

>t. Owner of Nicorette company

Anonymous
COLUMBINE GENERAL 2017-07-01 10:26:34 Post No.38086607
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COLUMBINE GENERAL Anonymous 2017-07-01 10:26:34 Post No. 38086607 [Report] [View this topic]

Post your Columbine videos, pictures, songs, facts, links and fanfic here. Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwhOTNQcQq4

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Anonymous 2017-07-01 10:28:01 Post No.38086640
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>>38086607
pic related is best columbinefu

Anonymous 2017-07-01 10:29:12 Post No.38086662
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>>38086607
Audio from one of the basement tapes

Anonymous 2017-07-01 10:30:15 Post No.38086684
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>>38086662
oops, forgot link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxZHV-6KJn4

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That Kid Thread 2017-07-01 10:24:09 Post No.38086565
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That Kid Thread Anonymous 2017-07-01 10:24:09 Post No. 38086565 [Report] [View this topic]

>That kid who thought freerice.com was for real

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Anonymous 2017-07-01 10:25:09 Post No.38086582
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Is it really not real? I've wasted far too much time on that...

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>>38086565
>That kid who broke the first rule

Anonymous 2017-07-01 11:40:08 Post No.38088099
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Anonymous 2017-07-01 11:40:08 Post No.38088099 [Report]

>that kid who got bullied by almost the whole class, but acted like he was in on it by doing a lot of self-targeted jokes to get people to like him

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Anonymous 2017-07-01 10:23:57 Post No. 38086562 [Report] [View this topic]

Any robots have went from Neet to normie I'm 18.5 years old and I haven't finished high school dropped in my second year need help

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Anonymous 2017-07-01 10:25:23 Post No.38086585
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>>38086562
GED -> associate's degree for a new life.

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>>38086585
Yeah but the think is I have acne, overweight and short 5'6 I hate to go out my skin starts itching and feel so bad

Anonymous 2017-07-01 10:27:59 Post No.38086639
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>>38086562

I've managed to escape my dreaded parents. 19. I live in a small town now with my uncle and have more freedom. Haven't started yet but I want to attempt to make money from the internet. Things like Fiverr, Ebay, Amazon, etc.

Anonymous
2017-07-01 10:22:46 Post No.38086538
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Anonymous 2017-07-01 10:22:46 Post No. 38086538 [Report] [View this topic]

/r9k/ is and always was a Japanese adult video board.

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Anonymous 2017-07-01 10:23:36 Post No.38086554
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>>38086538
three dimensional is pig disgusting

Anonymous 2017-07-01 10:24:42 Post No.38086577
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>>38086538
she cute af, name? sauce?

Anonymous 2017-07-01 10:26:20 Post No.38086601
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>>38086554
I didn't realize how low quality that image was I posted it sorry to all who I may have offended

that being said I agree with you almost entirely except for the singular case of JAV productions, they truly stand alone in the 3D porn world

>>38086577
Are you 11 years old? How the fuck can you not know who this is? Is that even possible?