>just got guaranteed NEET life from my parents after attempting suicide
I pity you stupid wagecucks
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>>38672778
congratulations on being a nigger
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>>38672778
I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU NEET
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>>38672791
>tfw i'm a nigger appearance-wise but I still haven't reached neet status
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rapping Tomoko
is here to say
fapping to traps
is fucking gay
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It is not even debatable. I mean it is literally fapping on a guy.
Fapping on guys = gay.
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>>38672772
On god dude
You better take that back
Don't make me pull up
With a mac and attack
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how is this even a debate on here you can tell these Straight Men that traps are gay and they will never listen... if you are a man that jerks it to men you are GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY you fucking morons!!! Fucking Gay!! "i'm straight even though i cum to men" GAY!!!
Why am I more sexually attracted to 2D?
I cant stop beating my dick after seeing IA like this.
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>>38672769
nigga thats 3d baka
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>>38672769
>2D
>Posts an image of a 3D model
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>>38672769
Because she won't reject you like every other woman on the planet would.
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>Be me
>Be really into this beta fag who's never even held hands with a girl
>Stacy realizes I'm into him and uses her Stacy powers to make him disappear from my life
>Now beta gets used for his money and treated like shit and gets mad whenever I try to tell him Stacy is a bad gf
> "Y-y-y-you've never felt t-true love anon!!!"
I did and it was with you, faggot.
How do I get a beta bf, robots? Chad Thundercock really doesn't appeal to me.
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>>38672762
This thread will reach 200 replies, at least.
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>>38672773
I'm gonna have to press (X) to doubt
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>>38672860
>unironically wants a beta bf
I thought it would though, although I haven't been on her in awhile
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would /r9k/ date a girl like pic related
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No. I'm not deformed, just average-looking. Although to any woman 4/10 or higher, I probably look the same as this freak.
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>>38672760
No.
I've not had sex for 3 years (with a woman anyway) and I don't think I would even after 20 years no sex.
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>>38672760
I'd have sex with her but only if she wears a paperbag on her had.
Other than that no.
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Is there a 'levels of /r9k/' image?
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there's that one meme where you add up points based on your good activities and the more you get the more normie you are. the levels would be displayed from Gran Wizard to Apex normie
Don't have it saved
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>>38672752
this is what youre thinking of
theres also an older one if you want me to post that one too
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wait this one actually isnt older
does someone have a version of this without all the jpg artifacts?
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why do girls get so angry when they get rejected?
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>>38672697
bumpuerino
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>they get rejected?
implying robots have been in this situation.
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Wow op a girl asked you out before
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>Guy complains about how women treat him
>"Lol look at that loser! Watch out, he might be the next Elliot Rodger!"
>Chad beats, disrespects, and outright mistreats women
>"Wow what a manly man! Why can't he have my babies?!"
What did holes mean by this?
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Probably because Chad does not have a womb.
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>>38672653
>i-i'm a nice guy why won't the fuck me!!!!!!!!!!!!
What did op mean by this?
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>>38672653
It's called Chad privilege
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>tfw no sick ass demon arm
Why even live?
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Fuck off weeb. We don't need anymore fags here
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It's like someone decided to use this image as inspiration for a champion.
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I'm a scripter in NA challenger and have never been caught.
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>wake up
>my phones going off
>friend texted me asking if i want to go out with him to some guys party
>decide to since i was free anyway
>at the party
>chatting and drinking as usual
>see a cute girl across the way
>combination of vodka and nicotine convince me to go talk to her
>shes really cute up close
>short black hair with a light purple highlight
>wearing a baggy jumper and a short skirt
>glasses too
>literally couldnt think of a better combo
>start to hit it off pretty well
>share a lot of the same hobbies and interests too
>end up hooking up and heading over to her place
>hook up again a couple times after
>start dating
>shared our first times
>went everywhere with her
>didnt want to be anywhere else but by her side
>move into an apartment with her
>had to get a new job to afford but i didnt mind
>everything goes well for a year or two
>even get promoted once or twice so i can shower her with the gifts she deserves
>decide im gonna do it
>buy the ring
>reserve the table and prepare my lines
>time comes round and i can barely breathe
>finally scramble the words together
>"will you marry me?"
>she stares me dead in the eyes for at least 15 seconds
>at that point i just wanted any answer and for this wait to be over
>actually wake up
>slept with face on toilet
>empty bottles of vodka and several pill bottles too
>vomit all over my clothes and the floor
>the stench makes me vomit again but its just bile
>head feels like ive been impaled
>go into bedroom
>find a suicide note i wrote
>tried to an hero
>failed
>in my semi dead haze i imagined the good life i never had
Why do i have to be taunted like this
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>>38672565
Just be thankful your phone goes off and you have friends
I know people who's phone won't go off for 2 or 3 weeks
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>>38672565
I'm sorry anon. Sending love your way.
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>>38672565
Fuck those dreams are the worst. I had a dream last week where I was walking around downtown with my friends, laughing and having a good time and then I woke up and the loneliness is more crushing than ever knowing that moment will never actually exist.
What drove you to try and an hero OP and what kind of pills did you take? Unless you really know what you're doing pills are always going to be a toss up that will most likely fail. ODing on heroin is a much comfier way to go from what I've been told.
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Tempted to just become a Youtuber and find a gf that is a fan of my channel, would also be a great ego boost. Thoughts?
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>>38672549
You will never be popular on youtube
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>>38672549
It's tough to get started, most of the things you're into are probably already covered by people 10x more popular, and there's no guarantee of financial security.
What's the specific plan for those? Have you even stopped to consider these things?
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>>38672609
Was thinking making some shitty Dota 2 montages, you don't even have to be good at it. Just put some 2014 memes on it and i'll be set. There's only a few popular people doing this with around ~100k subs
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UBI when? Tired of being a wagey
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>>38672451
When I invent better robots, then all the eloi will have UBI.
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>>38672451
UBI is a pipe dream
The elite would rather just genocide your useless ass with a robot army.
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>>38673286
so i get to be some sort of robot resistance fighter? sweet
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do you like yanderes, /r9k/?
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>>38672424
Nobody truly does. They like the idea of someone wanting them on that kind of level but the actual fallout and situations it brings about as well as the maintenance and risk always puts them off eventually.
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>>38672424
No, they are trash edgy characters that writers put in their stories for solely purpose of shock value.
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>>38672502
the thought of having a girl want me so much that she's willing to kill anyone that gets in her way is such a turn on desu
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Is anyone else surprised that this meme is still on life support? This thing is still being used and it's disgusting. Give me some theories on how this is still being used.
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>>38672280
Normies have really low standards of humor. It's really that simple.
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>>38672355
That explains nearly every twitter "meme."
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>>38672377
I don't even know what constitutes as a twitter meme anymore. I'll see some shit posted somewhere and when I ask about it or look it up it turns out it's been a thing on twitter for a day and already burned itself out. They burn out so fast I don't know if they can even rightfully be called memes.
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>No friends or family
>Literally no one in the world gives a shit about me
how do I deal with this feel
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>>38672209
i'll try to be as clear as I can be.
kill yourself
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welp at least you are free.
rob a bank.
rape some slut.
do anything. nothing matters.
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Maybe you should make some friends.
It's not easy and it can take a long time.