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>accidently made a deal with a devil when I was 14
>got conned badly
>stuck with a curse and a borked wish that's almost as bad as the curse
>spirit tendency is too negative to ever find a romantic partner, at best all I can do is find mediocre friends
>tempted to just kill myself at this point but I'm also afraid it'll follow me into whatever afterlife is open to me at this point
my parents made another deal before I was born in order to break the legacy curse haunting my dad's side, and thankfully that worked but I got left with a malformed soul and a negative tendency, hence why I ended up making contact with a devil back when I was a fucking young teenager.
>tfw sinking deeper and deeper into self destruction because of this
>tfw not sure whether I should blame my parents for this
>have a malformed soul so I don't really care anyway
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nigga waht
Waht the fuck did you make the deal for? How the fuck do you even get conned for something like this?
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>>38791031
You aren't the only one anon, but idk if my parents did that.
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>>38791031
>implying the devil cares about your soul when there are millions of other people willing to give it away for free
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Tips for not being afraid of death? I just find it so weird you can exist once but never again. I wonder if youll even know youre dead
just nothing kinda freaks me out but snce I remember nothing before is it in reasonable to fear it? could I or you happen again somehow? I just don't get how I can be me you know and feel things
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you become more apathetic towards existence over time
remember, you don't wish to be alive when you're not any more than you wish to be awake when you're asleep
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>>38791200
>remember, you don't wish to be alive when you're not any more than you wish to be awake when you're asleep
could our consciousness happen again in billions of years on some other planet you think?
i think i like the idea of just nothing now that you say that
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>>38791026
Do you remember before you were born?
After death is just the same. You will sleep the final sleep, and your bones will lie beneath green summer grass and wide blue sky. Long after you die, your particles will go on to become the cells of your descendants' bodies, the bricks of their homes, the trees under whose shade they will repose.
Fear not death. You are a bird flying from infinite shadow, into a brief window of light, before diving back into the darkness. Ash to ash, dust to dust. Do not fear dying, for your life was never yours but a gift from the Creator.
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Are you mad black boi?
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>>38791011
I like Danny D but I never see any of the women he's with look like they're having a good time. Really makes me tink
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No, I hope she get's paid well for the porno shoot.
She's probably going to be busy with 10-15 other shoots in the next week.
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No, why?
Oregano, eggs and turkey bacon.
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PARLIAMENTARY NEWS
RFAP, REP, and RLP have united to form a party of their own (the Neo-Liberal Party or NLP)
As RLP leader George Carlin, as well as REP and RFAP leaders Jello Biafra and Anita Sarkeesian.
The candidates for NLP leader are George Soros, Hillary Clinton, and Justin Trudeau.
Voting takes place here.
https://strawpoll.com/6zk7kfsg
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>>38791007
Who do you plan on picking and why?
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>>38791075
Trudeau because he's an airhead and thus the least worst of the options.
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>>38791174
So you want a stupid guy for Prime Minister?
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join a newly established community of friends
everyone is accepted, male or female, white or black
discuss feelings, life, anime, and other things in general
hope to see you there (bullies are not tolerated)
discord dot gg/kRAjmnA
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>>38790985
WTF?????
THIS SERVER IS FILLED WITH CP????
THIS IS BULLYING!!
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I can confirm there are no bullies
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>be 5'4
>as you would expect I'm really conscious about it
>really angry at the fact that I'm that small when my dad is 5'9
>still small but anything's better than 5'4
>feel anxious whenever someone looks in my direction because they're probably thinking how small I am
>feel like all that pent up anger is going to blow up one day unless I talk about it to someone
>family is a safe bet
>manage to bring up the subject during dinner
>they tell me things like "height doesn't matter" and the usual shit
>feel better because I talked about it
>feels like a weight has been taken off my shoulder
>eventually joke about it with my family
>shit like "didn't think someone this small could reach this shelf?" kind of joke
>they suck I know
>family didn't understand that I was joking because I feel better about it
>they understood that now it's ok to mock me since I'm joking about it
>dad start calling me "little man" with this shit eating grin
>sister starts sending me videos of manlets acting retarded with "this is you xD" messages
>also treats me like I'm 8 and when I try to say something she just says "you are as tall as 8 year old so I thought you were one xDD"
Never NEVER try to seek help. If someone manages to make you feel better about yourself they'll think you won't be offended by what they say anymore and they'll mock you. Anything you do to try and make them stop is met with the usual "I'm just joking don't take it so seriously!" kind of shit.
Making you feel better about yourself is their way to openly tell you what they think of you without feeling about it.
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>>38790965
>Act like a retard
>Be treated like a retard
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>>38790965
That's fucking great. Your sister's great. Hug her and tell her you love her.
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How do you end up 5 inches shorter than your father? You must really have gotten the short stick. Umm..oops.
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Robots, why haven't you hooked yourself up with a VR headset that's 15 fucking dollars.
>feels like you're having sex
>you can pretend to be on a date
>you can ride roller coasters
>more sex
>more roller coasters
>maybe some horror shit
7/10 not bad, wud recommend
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>>38790922
any cuddling simulations?
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>>38790970
no, but there's lots of porn
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>>38790922
>tfw I get sick after just a couple minutes in VR
would be cool if I could actually fucking use it. the future is here but not for me.
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Hey ur the new kid that moved in next door. My homie rico died in that house good man he used to service me but now he's gone. Ur not too shabby maybe u could take over for him ;) now undo those pants and let's see that dick white boy
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>>38790811
>goes in house and locks door
>refuses to answer if she knocks.
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>>38790811
>let's see that dick white boy
Isn't she white?
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>>38790859
She's a whigger, pendejo
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I CAN TAKE IT ANYMORE, I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF IF I DON'T GET A BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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mmmm bb u sigl? resplond pls
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>>38790804
Why do you feel you need a boy friend? Whats going on in your life anon?
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kill yourself faggot
fuck you robot
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What would be your reaction of your girlfriend asked you to shave your armpits? Because she wants to lick them during sex.
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>>38790770
I'd consider it but probably not do it. I don't care enough to shave my whole body, so I'm not shaving any below the neck.
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>>38790770
"okay m-mommy"
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>>38790770
Pretty weird but it's not exactly asking a lot so I guess I'd do it
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How do I move to a big city from a small town? Just want to live in a hotel or a tiny room or something.
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Make sure you have savings, go on craigslist and find a room to rent, move out there and pay for first month's rent. Then you start looking for a job that you can support yourself with. You should have enough money to pay 2-3 months rent in case your job search takes longer than expected.
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>save up some money
>move to LA with a decently newer car
>stay in airbnbs and in your car while you become an uber/lyft driver and save up money
>live in the valley and share an apartment/room with someone to save money
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>>38790719
It's going to be expensive. In the biggest cities, even the tiniest rooms can cost more than your current rent. I assume you want to live alone. Living in a studio alone in NYC can easily cost $1500 a month before utilities, and that's at a minimum.
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>pale and blonde
>gave myself a buzzcut yesterday (a 1)
>went to supermarket and bank today
>cashier and bank person (both women) were extra nice, wide worried eyes and smile
I think people think I'm a cancer patient. How can I milk this without directly lying?
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>>38790693
Maybe they thought you were a skinhead.
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>>38790714
Why would they be extra nice to me then?
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>>38790741
Cause they admire you.
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Are enemas supposed to hurt a lot?
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>>38790685
Is that a fly?
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>>38790685
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH IS ASS
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wtf anon is the whole thing in ya ass and was it so big the it spread your ass and ripped your underwear
Any of you guys ever call a suicide hotline? How was it?
I'm thinking about it right now, feel like talking to somebody.
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Go for it. Its better than nothing.
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>>38790620
I heard if you live in murrica and announce that you want to kill yourself these fuckers track you down
dunno if that's true though
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There's also a text Iine. I would love to talk to them about my feelings, just to have someone whom I can be honest with, but I'm afraid they'll alert authorities at the first hint of the kms word.
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Would /r9k/ engage in group sexy witt another robot and a girl? A "devil's threesome," if you will. You're pretty desperate for sex, yes? What would it take for you to have more than one partner?
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>>38790610
I would only have a threesome if it was with two girls who are not in a relationship wanting to get into a relationship with me and each other at the same time.
I am not joining anybody, I'm not letting anybody join, and I'm certainly not having a sexual encounter with a dude.
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If it's a cute boy then why not
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>>38790610
as long as I get to do lewd things with a cute boy then I don't care who else is there