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Why don't you have a qt latina girlfriend?
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>>36215824

because they all stick with their own kind.
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Because I have the face of a woman and am not attractive to anyone but fags.
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>>36215963
Can you draw yourself?
Are you a failed normal?

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He's not bad when he's not playing NC or trying to be funny. He's a ok critic. But I hate the fact his shitty Nostalgia Critic persona inspired countless numbers of shittier film critics who try so hard to be like him. Instead of being their own unique thing.
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>>36215790
Oh wait. I meant youtube critics.
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>>36215790

Red Letter Media
Make a Path

Pretty much anyone who doesn't do original content and just bandwagoners on an existing franchise for easy views and subscription points.
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>>36215790
All of them vlogging normies who's only OC are shitty "short films" inspired by vines

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So ummm, how do i make steam friends, eheheheh.
Cebby pls respond, hehe
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>>36215758
"steam friend" autosages.
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just erp with other anime sissies its easy bro
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Just be urself (and original)

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>when horny
Want to have sex with guys.

>after fapping
Want a pure relationship with girl.

What gives?
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>>36215756
That's the way people used to be; they would have illicit sex with men purely to get their rocks off but would maintain a sexual relationship with a woman for childrearing purposes.

Doesn't really matter though, despite what /pol/ faggots would like you to believe, sexuality is pretty fluid so it could go away.
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it's just a transitionary phase between being straight and gay.

contrary to people thinking that people are only born gay, this place will turn you into a faggot.
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>when horny
Want to have sex with guys.

>after fapping
Want a relationship with a cute guy.

What gives?

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This bitch cannot get a reality show and millions of shekels for this. It tells our children if you are a nigger loving piece of shit you will get rewarded. I say it's raidin' time! I want you all to spam her twitter and snapchat with nazi imagery and hate messages, preferably along the lines of "gas me ousside". You can also try to red pill her. This will either traumatize her into the shadows or make her into a nazi and have the show cancelled.
Have fun!
Snap:BregoliDanielle
RealBhadBhabie
Twitter:@daniellebregoli
@TheBhadBhabie
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What are we, your personal army faggot?
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>>36215745
I promise memes beyond your wildest dreams and millions of pleasant keks as well as a better and happier society.
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I'm cringin p. Hard rn

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>tfw you realise the majority of robots are middle class ~19 year old boys who can't even comprehend thatthere are people worse off than them, and live in a bubble with other attractive, middle class girls

>all these threads on people managing to live the NEET life
>that thread where robots were absolutely shocked that girls could be below a 5/10, stating they'd never date them
>When there were threads asking why not get a poor gf, majority of replies were like "actually that's a good idea!"

Face it, you have it really good and create mountains out of molehills because you've got nothing better to do. You're like those super rich kids who have existential crises, and I hate you.
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nobody has ever said any of that are you on crack again
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>>36215645
How do I get a grimes gf?
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>>36215645
Me: also poorfag
You are right.

>tfw finally lose virginity
>tfw still feel miserable and alone
>tfw fell for the virginity meme
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>>36215609
how was it
fdsaf
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>>36215609
that boy be smexy........ o.o
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>finally lose virginity
>can't climax

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Only one more hour of sitting behind McDonald's pretending to be at work until my parents leave for work and I can go back home. Anyone wanna chill?
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>>36215598

Wouldn't they notice the fact that you have no money?
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>>36215598
>Anyone wanna chill?
I don't want to befriend with someone like you.
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>>36215598
Do you have a job? Were you fired?

Has anyone ever hired an escort? How awkward was it? I don't want sex, just someone to hang out with. I have no friends and am completely socially inept. Is there anywhere other than escort agencies I can get this?
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I've seen plenty of escorts. Most of them a "wham, bam, thank you m'am" kinds things. An escort would be okay with just talking. But if you're going to pay for one, might as well get laid.
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>>36215488
>there are women who joined Islam just so they could walk around wearing a stylish head scarf
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>>36215488
My 3 experiences with a 8/10 tranny escort wasnt akward at all but mostly because i was buzzing and we are both sort of loony anyway xDDDD

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What are your aspirations?
Orig.
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>What are your aspirations?
Don't have any.
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Becoming a decent artist.
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>>36215412

i don't really know anymore. I wanted to be a musician and make some ripping metal albums, but I just don't have the drive to do that anymore. right now I'm just focusing on getting in shape and clearing my mind from all the weed smoking i've done over the last decade.

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>"...now class, in light of this most recent school shooting, if you can think of anyone who might be a danger to himself or others..."
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>>36215374
"What are you looking at, nigger ?"
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*a-ah, if only I had balls to say that, what a bunch of gay*
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>>36215374
wow, even more social ostracism
guess I'll shoot you all now
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>>36215374
>"Mrs. Normalfag! Anon sure looks like he's ready to go postal! Better get him a pepsi.

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Thoughts on guys who eat their own semen?
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>>36215264
Pretty straight
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>>36215264
I do it, save my gains
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I cum on myself (chest or face) quite often. The problem is that cum taste is always a gamble, it could be bitter, it could be nice and savoury

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how do I create a custom color scheme on 4chan? All I want to do is change the color scheme, not the font or the textbox sizes or anything

would post to /g/ but I don't want to get obliterated
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ur anonymous what you have to lose if you get obliterated? People will still help you no matter how reckless you come off as
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There's an addon for Firefox called Stylish that will let you do that.
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>>36216293
I use Google Chrome
>>36216248
yeah you're right, I'll head there after this thread 404s

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>waaah I'm too manly to pass
>you have to start at age 14 or you'll be a hon!
It's almost never too late. Instead of of slumming through life as a boring beta male, why not become a cute girl? Your shy, awkward personality will come off as cute instead of beta. You won't be expected to be strong, confident, or successful. All you have to do is be feminine, pretty, and pleasant, and all of life's good things will come to you.
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i wanted to transition when i was 16 but now it's far too late. any sane young 4chan user should want to become a girl IMO just saying
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>>36215182

Because the girl on the right isn't in the slightest bit convincing.
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>>36215182
I'm 6'7" and 220 lbs...is it too late for me?

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>want to create stuff, learn to play instruments, draw etc.
>have no imagination, creativity or patience to learn or create anything
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It's no hard to learn guitar OP

Just learn to play on one string then start using powerchords, then just try using all the strings
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maybe you don't have motivation because in your heart you know all these aspirations are STUPID like how fucking idiotic is the whole concept of art if you think about it
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>>36215175
What do you think of people who do art for a living or have no talent other than art?


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