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>suffer from screen induced migraines
>be in front of a screen for 4 hours
>get worst migraine ever and your eyes start twitching
>decide to leave the room and have to take meds
>the corridor is packed
>tfw chads and stacies saw my eyes go haywire and start spazzing out
>end up having to look at the ground to hide it
>people look at you wondering wtf is wrong with you

why me

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What will you do when the helicopters come?

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>mfw someone falls for the online gf meme

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Hi.
Today, somehow, I ended up having a girl stick her tongue in my anus.
It wasn't entirely unpleasant. I'd probably let it happen again.
I was really drunk, and I'm guessing she was too.
Is this degeneracy? Does this show a proclivity for homosexuality?
I didn't kiss her after by the way...

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i have to go to work but i don't want to

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>It's another episode of /have a panic attack just thinking of exams and reading course work/

Helium exit bag or noose?

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Sometimes I binge watch movies or shows together with my big sister at night in her bedroom and we end up sleeping in the same bed cause I'm too tired to go back.

Is this normal? Is there anything wrong with it? We're both fully clothed and nothing happens except maybe some hugs and kissing on the cheek, and some sibling pillow talk.

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>tfw you're a loser even by r9k's standards
does anyone know that feel? Can't even relate to robots anymore

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Does anyone feel like this? Every fucking day I feel like a loser.

I'll try to make this quick and only type relevant information.

I just feel that the girls/guys that I talk to turn around and tell their friends "oh that guy is such a loser". I feel so dweeby and uncool. I have nothing top be proud of myself for. I would be confident if only I had an actual reason to be confident. Every day I tell myself "fuck I'm such a loser".

I'm a college drop out. I sell stuff online but it's hardly enough money (really I just need to work harder at it and I could make $30k a year). I really feel down on myself when I have to tell girls I'm no longer in school, they think I'm such a loser. But I don't need or want to go to college, I just want to start my fucking life already. I plan on starting a second business that charges people $15 for therapy sessions to help people overcome depression (which is ironic). My hope is that girls will see it and think I am caring, altruistic and a successful businessman.

With business you need to work really hard, and I have the world's worst work ethic. I got straight F's in college for years before I quit. Which makes me feel like there is something seriously wrong with me deep down inside.

I have a youtube channel where I upload a video every week. But it is such a pitifully microscopic channel. I want it to be way more popular, like 20,000 views per video. But even still, even if I get a really popular youtube channel, even if I start a business, I will still be this dweeby and uncool person. I will still be a loser with a shitty income and no career. It will take years and years to build a career in business but I want to stop feeling like a loser NOW.

How do I stop being such a loser and start being a cool guy that girls would fall in love with?

>/feel like a loser/ general

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You all just fade fakes.
I'm the only real robot here AMA

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BROS

I want to stick my throbbing white cock inside an Asian chick's vagina

Anyone else know this feel?

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Last night I had a dream that I was in line to pick up a Nintendo Switch. In front of me was my high school crush, except she was much taller (about six inches taller than me) and was much bustier than when I last saw her. The detail I remember most about my dream was her very long sexy legs.

For context, I haven't seen this girl for about 2 years.

So we were chatting and she was smiling and giggling, but then two very buff shirtless incredibly tall men came over to us. One was Latino and one was Italian. Anyway, she greeted them like they were old friends and introduced them to me. The guys didn't even say a word to me. From that point on, she only wanted to talk to them and basically ignored me (but not in a mean way, if that makes any sense). It kinda came as a shock to me, since she was a shy anti-social girl (who really loved anime) when I last saw her. I walked away from them as they were busy laughing with each other, and I never got my Nintendo Switch.

What does it mean, /r9k/? After the dream, I woke up happy, and then got really sad, and now I wish I could see her again. I swear to god I'm not a cuck either.

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does anyone else ever wonder if you have some serious brain damage or something and don't perceive reality the same as the majority of people?

I got hit in the head quite a bit as a kid and I think it might be the reason why I'm seemingly borderline retarded sometimes

I feel like if I had a brain scan there would just be big chunks missing

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Put the meme frogs in the bag!

xD xD xD

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So back in college my class and went to a tropical beach as get together before we part ways . We got heavy drunk and we all slept together in one room both guys and girls. Despite the intoxication and close physical contact with each the opposite sexes on a shared king-sized matress, no sex happened that night. What the fuck happened? I know at 3 of the cuties in my class were drunk clinging on mg arms and legs while sleeping. How does this happen? I know we are Catholics in a Catholic country but shouldn't something have happened?