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what do guys consider fat and what do you consider curvy? Where is the line drawn? I'm asking because sometimes I feel chubby, but almost everyone says I'm curvy. I don't know if their lying or being truthful so here is basically how I would describe my body
>c cup boobs (may be a bit bigger) in reality, but my bra size is d sometimes dd
>somewhat slim waist, but a very small pudge/bloat (usually at the end of the day after I've had food. In the morning time my belly is mostly flat)
>arms are pretty average, I don't think they are big, also not boney.
>thick thighs, no gap. They aren't huge or anything, but they are surely not very tiny.
If it helps I'm 5'4 and 127-130.
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It don't matter. Nonathis matters. I just want em thicc
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i like curvy, i like chubby, i like fat and i even like skinny
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>>38372266
Who gives a fuck, you could be double your weight and still easily be able to get a guy.

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>Make a comment calling out one of my favorite Youtubers on hypocrisy
>They angrily respond to me
>Afraid to read it all
What have I done
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>>38372174
Help me /r9k/ I have sinned and I don't know what my next action should be.
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>>38372288
I get this when I do that too, but it's not too bad. You can glance over it or leave it entirely, it's not like it will manifest and haunt you for the rest of your days.
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>>38373052
After playing some vidya games I got the courage to read what they said and they're completely right and beyond going through previous videos and being a petty fuck in a "OH HO BUT YOU SAID X AND Y IN THIS PARTICULAR SITUATION" way but none of it was really that bad.

I wish I knew how to concede an argument without borderline fellating the opposition, guess I'm getting on my knees.

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I don't think I have ever been proud of or like to look at my body. I've tried fasting but I have shit discipline, I try to walk for an hour a day but I don't know if it's enough. Any fatbots got any tips?
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eat less you fat fuck

this isn't original lol
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>>38372141
When you get hungry, drink lots of water.
Remove food from house.
Do not leave house.
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>>38372141
>Any fatbots got any tips?
CICO. Calories in - calories out, basically eat less than tdee and log everything you eat.

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>honestly anon, you're just too short, sorry
HA time to go buy that quarter inch rope and fucking kill myself
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>>38372072
how tall were anon again?
and I am starting to get bored from this tall meme
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>>38372166
5'5 in the US of america
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>>38372222
I'm 5'9" and i get the same

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So which flavor is objectively the best?
Which is the worst?
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>>38372022
>the best
>White Cheddar
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Baby swiss
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>>38372092
Fuck uploaded the wrong image

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Weeb white girls are pure.

Why are you letting them escape from the kitchen
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>>38371922
>Weeb white girls
don't exist
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>>38372016

I'm only trying to send robots after you.
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my family went to six flags today and i told them i was sick so i could stay home and watch code geass. i'm not a fun person to be around.

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There's nothing comfier than drunk WoW
Prove me wrong
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>>38371899
wow look at that mess
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I should get back into WoW.
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>>38371899
I'm glad I left this

I prefer drunk civ or drunk total war with background music of your choice. Or drunk half life 2. Doing the car levels whilst pissed and sneaking a glance at alyx is devilish.

Fuck mmos. Lol I don't even socialise online. Even in games.

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You realize there is a very real posibility a lot of you will never get sex in this lifetime right? You're not getting any younger, and it gets harder as you age. You could always pay for it of course, but that takes about 50% of the pleasure away.

What are you going to do?
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Ask my girlfriend to sleep with me
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>>38371791
Become a girl easy solution
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>>38371791
ive had sex plenty of times thanks.

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"I'm ready to settle down after years of "finding myself" Anon. Sorry I rejected you for years. Don't worry I love you and your nice pension.. I mean personality. Hehe."

What do you say?
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Hippety Hoppety get the fuck off muh property
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>>38371764
As long as she's tested & safe, brushed her teeth, used mouthwash, showered, and douched her vagina (a plus), then I'm fine with it.
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I like how people who masturbate to trap porn pretends like that wont be held against them at any time.

>tfw almost all of my texts are from my pharmacy or my mom or dad
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>>38371739
>tfw no texts because nobody has texted me after flashing a custom rom few months ago
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I've thought about making a fver account where I text losers.
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>>38371739
you're getting texts from your pharmacy??

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>make deviantart to post my shitty artwork so I have a place I can archive it in case something goes wrong
>get a follower
>check his page
>his most recent journal entry is titled "i want to be gone" and just says "dead"
>oh shit
>message him
>"dude thanks for following me but please don't kill yourself; if you ever wanna vent just talk to me"
>get a response
>"thanks, but may I ask you a question?"
>say sure, expecting him to ask me some deep shit that will make me question my own existence
>"do you rp and like tickling?"

guess this is what I get for trying to be helpful

anyway, art thread
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>>38371714
>art thread
>crossdressing shotacon rape doujin as first pic
>i mean alright dude
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>>38371714
is this typical modern courtship behavior?
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>>38371714
>message someone who says they're going to kill themselves
>we have a nice conversation
>they actually live in my state
>offer to hang out
>they proposition me for sex
>then ghost me when I turn them down
The worst part is that I both hate them for doing this to me and still want to talk to them to make sure they're okay and be their friend.

I don't have any art to post unless you consider this feel a work of art.

Did your father ever play catch with you?
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>>38371563
Yes, but he sucked at it. Probably why I sucked at baseball in little league.
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Like once lol. I was in little league for a year, sucked at it. My dad also put me in basketball which I liked and was better but ultimately gave up.
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>>38371563
yes quite often

then something went wrong and I became fat sedentary and useless

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>intense brainfog and trouble focusing on anything but distraction/pleasure and porn
>pretty sure the brain fog is because of porn/porn addiction
>attempts to stop browsing porn and fapping fail because no more self-discipline and control and the brain fog makes it hard to concentrate on something else or stop fapping one I start
>fap, edge, cum and feel like shit and regret
>few minutes of lucidity and clarity in my mind as the refractory period kicks in, feel like I know what I must do and regret having failed to stop my addiction again
>passes in the next hour or so and back to brain fog and seeking out porn

HELP, is anyone else trapped in porn addiction like this? I don't know what to do anymore desu
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>>38371537
your thread sucks dong too
fuck off.
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>>38371587
kys faggot

very original
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>>38371537
>brainfog
what?

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Which one of you autistic faggots from this board is harassing this poor girl?

https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/6na0pd/19f_my_28m_coworker_hates_me_and_is_sexist/
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>>38371509
your thread also sucks fuck off
oregano oregano
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>>38371509
I want to look exactly like this girl
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>>38371509
Those grandma tits are fucking disgusting holy shit. If I was that girl I'd fucking kill myself. I can't even look at that picture without getting nauseous.

fuck you /r9k/!
I used to be against race mixing, but now I'm looking like the biggest hypocrite in existence!
I can only get turned on by black woman now!
when I go on pornhub the first think I type is "black girls"! I'ts not even a choice at this point!
I WANT A BLACK GF! I'M EATING MY OWN WOOORDS!!!
FUCK YOU /R9K/!
FUCK YOUUUUUUUUU!
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That's how sexuality works...

You can't get out of your head. The more you fight it... The more you want it.
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>>38371571
>that picture

>originati
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There is no going back now...

I prefer smooth and even milk chocolate

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