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>Yes. Did you look into the Amazon I want you to at least try to apply

does my mom count

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>>36175722
she's a friend from school
I haven't replied yet

>>36175783
Those are the worst, knowing your mom wants you to at least get marginally ahead in life and every day you don't is one more day of disappointment for her

>>36175690
>>roastie who has fucked 10 guys in the past but will be loyal to you forever

That one.

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i'd take a woman with experience over a virgin any time
loyalty and trustworthyness is a much more respectable trait to have than purity and much harder to come by

Option 3: Sid the Sloth

How is your transitioning going, Jet?

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My head is fucking killing me right now

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I'm pretty sure I'm gay

>>36175644
Nonny...

>>36175822
AHAHAHAHA u funey

sexy ass feet DAMG emley !

>>36175624
But all you have to do is constantly validate her until she builds enough confidence in herself to cheat on you

>>36175624
Postt pics of her ass

I love it. It gives me something to comfort her over, and she feels like I saved her life.

Also want to know this, I am 18 days in and dont want to stop but the urges are returning

just go a week without fapping

you'll want to fuck anything that moves after that

>>36175568
Is that some Oblivion mod?

>>36175525
>I defy you
American education
put the thesaurus down seth

>>36175572
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>>36175572
oh the grammar. I am not american nor british so idk

>tfw NEET
>tfw the suicidal ideas come to me when I do nothing

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>>36175523
You're drunk right now, aren't you?

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>>36175610
yss......

i don't know id I want to die

8th grade (14yo)
>i get top secret intelligence that one of my classmates has been secretly dating a fat bitch from our school, only the two parties and one very close person to me knows about it
>i tell him whats up which caused him to have a slight panic attack, and he agrees to pay 5 euros per week to me as a guarantee that i wont tell anyone about it
>a month goes by and considering that the money isn't that much, i decided to tell everyone because seeing all of that shit going down is funny as hell
>he and his already low self-esteem is bullied into panic-filled submission daily for the rest of high school
>he breaks up with her immediately
>i contribute often, and spread misinformation about the relationship just to see him awkwardly trying to fix his reputation and failing miserably in doing so, causing him to get bullied more
>all the while i end up fucking the fat girl in question, just to make things interesting
>i then secretly see her for a while and strategically destroy her self-esteem by telling her that she's worthless and i'm the best she'll ever have
>literally in bed with her as i text my friends and spread lies about their relationship
>left the guy and the girl in mental shambles, both of which are socially handicapped for the rest of their lives
>i still sometimes imagine if somehow someone got to know i was seeing her, i wouldn't be the same person

9th grade (15-16yo)

This is by far the most disgusting thing I've ever done, period. I don't feel sorry per se, but I feel devastated because I know this is far, far from normal behaviour.

There was this guy in our class who really got on our (me and my group of friends) nerves, because he was such an emasculated little bitch and his whole presence was just a nuisance. Well, we got tired of it and started making a plan. This plan, which we had a codename "ultimatum" for, was to completely destroy his life. It's like global political tactics to gain power over nations, really in-depth stuff for high school kids.

>disband his "allies", to alienate his friends
>obtain his closely-guarded secrets, spread them en masse to butcher his social image
>the goal was to make him mentally weak enough to not enroll in higher education, and make him go down the drain of the societal system

So we made a fake profile of a girl, and messaged him up. And boy did it work. We got everything, even his deepest secrets (one of which was that he is sterile) We made a semi-campaign out of it, and absolute ridicule and insane bullying followed him after that. We made sure his friends hated him, and our job was done in less than two weeks. He couldn't take it and changed schools, but we made sure everyone over there knew about that stuff too. He barely finished high school, then dropped out of "the grid" completely. Our plan to strategically destroy him worked out better than expected, and we rejoiced about it for a long time.

>>36175550
Did the guy a favour desu.

t. NEET since age 13 master race

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>>36175517
I got you OP. Had a rough night last night too.
>tfw no gf to have comfy baths with

>tfw you get up really early in the morning and go outside during summer
>that feeling when the air and the light of dawn are refreshing and energizing, and there's nobody outside
Too bad getting up early requires to sleep less, dawn is the comfiest hour of the day.

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Hey all! Always glad to see there threads, how's everyone's day been?

Had an awesome birthday spent with a special loved one and now i'm relaxing with https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1ChKOqg90g

>>36175510
Confetti

Spree kill my dude

No balls

>>36175510
Just killing yourself period is going out in style my man. Suicide is the best and most beautiful thing you can do for yourself. I'm going to be doing it soon as well, just need to get my will written up and get my finances in order so I'm not a burden to anybody after I pass.

Good luck bro.

NO I DON'T WANT TO BECOME MAN PREGNANT WITH YOUR GHOST BABY

let get you out of that stuffy suit and into bath you must have stinky sweated for hours
then we can have a delicious dinner of tendies i will prepare while you soak in the warm water
after that we can have a cuddle in front of the teevee with a nice episode of gundam it sure sounds pleasant
we can sleep after this long day with a nice hug and kiss first

In the name of the Galactic Senate of the Republic, you're under arrest.

What job?

It's easier to run away and avoid something than it is to take it head on and overcome your fear or anxiety.

>>36175508
Call centre. American homeowners aren't very nice desu and hearing my dumb canadian voice gave me anxiety

>>36175445
I've been there. Coincidentally, when I did it, I was also doing telemarketing but for home security systems.

Alone. Don't have any animosity towards women but I'm happier by myself.

Marry a qt boi

I've already decided I;m going to be alone and die a virgin.

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Or does it mean this

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I mean I'm into it either way I was just wondering

>>36175379
This is just bending forward