Would you tap this?
>>35275033
Do we have to keep the lights on?
>>35275033
I they have a pussy, definitely yes.
If they have a dick, probably yes.
>>35275033
I don't think I'd have sex with the person pictured.
If you mean tap in the Magic the Gathering sense, it depends on what the ability is.
DUDE
I REALIZED WHY YOU GUYS HAVE SO MUCH TROUBLE WITH CAPTCHAS
YOU'RE
____"""""""""'RRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOBOOOOOOOTTTTSSSSSS"""""""""''''____
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
you think that's funny?
do you think that's clever?
Fuck You
>>35275292
Not OP
I thought it was pretty clever
Get the stick out of your ass and get a girlfriend
BUMPING THIS SUPER HILARIOUS THREAD
Why do people make those ugly threads? Nobody is ever ugly in them.
>>35275014
They are faggots who are insecure and want to be assured that they aren't hideous beasts. True uglybots don't post their faces on here, because we don't need confirmation that we are ugly. We are well aware of it so their is no point in pulling the "hur dur look I'm so ugly right guys?" bullshit
>>35275014
golly gee I wonder who's behind all these threads asking for pictures and personal information
>>35275014
It's what normalfags do to fish for compliments. Everyone who's actually ugly would have had to accept it pretty early in their lives and wouldn't need the opinions of anyone on the internet to tell them what they already know.
>>35276080
This.
Join the thread, get some (you)s, touch your weewee, and enjoy the beautiful girls(male)
>>35274993
It's about time. Here's a cute 2D girl(male)
Don't fall for the trap meme.
About 40% of trans people have AIDs, they're the sluttiest people imaginable. I tried getting a trans girlfriend, and it was a huge mistake. She started topping me, which was really painful because her dick was bigger than mine, and tried to convince me to use HRT so I could "become cute like her". Eventually she started sneaking testosterone blockers into my food, which I didn't learn about for like eight months, and when I couldn't get hard she would always top me. When I started growing breasts I had an argument with her and we broke up, a couple months later I realized she had given me AIDs from fucking me so often.
Believe me, never do it. I'm impotent now and have resigned myself to being a gay bottom.
Why did you do it OP?
>I'm sorry anon for this assignment you HAVE to read it in front of class for a passing grade
How did you guys deal with this situation?
>>35274966
i have evolved to the form where i can do that sort of shit
>>35274966
I read it because I'm not autistic. Have fun taking Speech 101 in college faggot.
>>35274987
It's time to go back to weddit, normalfag.
Get over here and sniff my stinky NEET asshole and inhale my greasy cheeto farts you fucking loser lmao
*braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppfffprprprprp*
Ahhhhh~
Does it stink, nerd? LMFAO
Tfw this post made me erect
>>35274893
i am not your subservient it is the other way around
>>35274942
shut the FUCK up and sniff my friggin farts you dork-assed loser piece of shit!
>see hot guy/cock:
asshole feels empty, prostate tingles, get a warm fuzzy sensation in my body
>see hot woman/pussy
dick gets hard, feel rush of adrenaline
>>35274891
>prostate tingles
How do i make my prostate tingle?
>>35274922
>How do i make my prostate tingle?
ritalin does it for me
Only post good feelies you've had ITT.
NO BULLIES
>>35274856
>smoking a cig after a comfy night drive
>>35275004
waking up drunk is pretty great, especially if you aren't prone to hangovers
>>35274856
>it's snowing
>big fluffy flakes that you can catch on your tongue
>very cold!
>get home from school
>put on fresh pair of warm wool socks
>mug of hot cocoa
>extra marshmallows please, mom
is porn addiction real?
>>35274836
I nearly cummed
Deleted scenes?
>>35274836
yeah but it's somewhat rare. if you're a virgin you don't have an addiction, just a normal libido for an adult. if you had a partner you'd be fucking as often as you fap now. It can be real if you do it despite getting play on the reg fampai.
Hey guys, just reminding you about the /tv/ discord. We're trying to get some life back into it and restore it to being a little more active
The goal is to have a comfy place to talk about movies and film, the state of /tv/ or just talk, or whatever. We'll try and get a regular stream schedule going too. I'll be streaming whatever we decide on in the next 20 minutes for a cozy friday movie night.
Anyway, heres the link:
https://discord.gg/t5ZADXc
This is natalie alyn lind, i think she has a bright future
>>35274795
I can mainly think of two good reasons why she could have a good career
what does /r9k/ think of Drive? I get feels from it every now and then, thinking about what's happened to Driver
>>35274670
Overrated by underage normies, almost fight club tier in terms of that.
>>35274670
It was ok. Conceptually a rip off of the old bruce dern/ ryan o'neal film, but it holds up on its own
I actually passed out watching this movie AMA
What do you think about "glam goth" girls? Or whatever you would like to call them. Girls who take inspiration from Bettie Page, Elvira, Poison Ivy, etc.
They usually have passing interests in video games and comic books but what they really like is dressing up and socializing and creating photos and videos.
They are -not- necessarily SJWs, many of them just like to have fun.
>>35274574
At the end of the day they are girls and from someone who has been around them been in enough relationships with them it isnt worth it to me. Perhaps it is worth it to you but to me it is something I want nothing to do with due to drama and dealing with reaccurving crap every day where I have to reassure their dramatic arguementive bullshit.
Soon as some of you beta r9k types get in relationship the better so you can realize what other guys go through with it.
I like them, too bad I don't know how to meet any
>>35274574
>like is dressing up and socializing and creating photos and videos.
so basically their whole thing is trying to attract chad, and maybe some orbiters as a consolation prize if they don't get chad
So, because retarded coworkers and because I work with a family member I need to fake a date and leave my house 6 hours or so
Where fuck can I go and hide for 6 fucking hours?
The thing went mostly like this
>lurking here with phone at work
>hey anon are you chatting with your GF
>I-im looking the news
>come on anon you are always with it I'm sure your GF is awesome
>family member that KNOW if I'm in home or not was hearing this shit
>I need to "admit" it and tell them I'm going to totally fuck some girl in the pussy to avoid my robot status being discovered
>Now I need to spend my free day somefuckingwhere
I fucking hate anything that can be done outside a house
Halp
normie ithf
>>35274566
>Go home
>"Hey, didn't you say that you had a date earlier?"
>"I don't have a GF. Dumb cunt needs to mind her own business"
Problem solved
>>35274566
My advice is find a bar outside where any of your relatives live and go get hammered. On the off chance you are discovered, say she stood you up.
>tfw 5'8
shamalamadingdong
Get out normieshiter
>TASUKETE ONII-CHAN
>>35274565
If you have a big cock and personality there is no problem with this height.
i want to reach out and give all of r9k robots a hug
I want to hug you too. The last time feel so far away
Hugs
original 2 seconds
I need a Great Wall of China size hug. About to get kicked out .